This is just...wow.

[&&toasties]

The world is ending as we know it.

Who needs real people anymore?

This shit is creepy... (http://ingame.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/01/25/5916141-my-virtual-girlfriend-is-real-world-creepy)

[Nemesis]

The world is ending as we know it.

Who needs real people anymore?

This shit is creepy... (http://ingame.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/01/25/5916141-my-virtual-girlfriend-is-real-world-creepy)

well she seems prettier than you...

[Rapedollar$]

well she seems prettier than you...

+all <3 boobies

[whytboiz33]

now the kids you prey on will be able to replace you with that website.

[&&toasties]

now the kids you prey on will be able to replace you with that website.

This is a good thing!

Kids like you will leave me alone from now on!

[ZERO]

Does it have virtual PMS!?

[&&toasties]

Does it have virtual PMS!?

Apparently it does because you can piss the chick off!

[๖ReS]

The world is ending as we know it.

Who needs real people anymore?

This shit is creepy... (http://ingame.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/01/25/5916141-my-virtual-girlfriend-is-real-world-creepy)

BUT CAN YOU FUCK IT ?

I think not.

Hello hand.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

BUT CAN YOU FUCK IT ?

I think not.

Hello hand.

i'm sure there's an app for that though

[๖ReS]

i'm sure there's an app for that though

Sadly, no.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Sadly, no.

then there has to at least be some sort of USB plugin!

[&&toasties]

then there has to at least be some sort of USB plugin!

Yeah, Res!

Don't give up hope!

[Superman]

This is disturbing on so many levels I can't even begin to comprehend how fucked up this truly is. Seriously, are guys, and apparently girls, that fucked up that they need to woo a hand help female/male in their hands? Hmmmm I think we are falling into a state of horrible and disgusting rituals. :( I think anyone who buys this app (regulated by the government of course) should also get a free bullet as well. That bullet should then be used to blow your head off.

[๖ReS]

Yeah, Res!

Don't give up hope!

Shhhhhhhhh, get back under my desk and do your job.

[&&toasties]

Shhhhhhhhh, get back under my desk and do your job.

kk<33

ilybby<33

[๖ReS]

kk<33

ilybby<33

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Edit: <3

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Yeah, Res!

Don't give up hope!

i was bored during math, and 10 min of googleing turned up nothing. now, usb-powered vibrators, yes.

[dice]

That's great and all but how does she make a sandwich like a good bitch should?

EDIT: All this talk of USB Vibrators and I had to google it. I want a USB fake pussy that massages and warms. I'll add that to my christmas list.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

That's great and all but how does she make a sandwich like a good bitch should?

EDIT: All this talk of USB Vibrators and I had to google it. I want a USB fake pussy that massages and warms. I'll add that to my christmas list.

i was unable to find one. sorry

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

i was unable to find one. sorry

im sure it is easy to make lol just sauder and re circut

[&&toasties]

Balloons, oil, and warm water?

On a couch?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Balloons, oil, and warm water?

On a couch?

or... we give taz your address

[&&toasties]

or... we give taz your address

I'll go choke on my moms hefty cock now and die, kthx.

[dice]

You didn't look very hard priest. I've found every guy's secret dream.


Super NSFW link



No really, super NSFW. You've been warned.

http://www.gizmag.com/realtouch-virtual-sex-device-for-men/14126/

[&&toasties]

You didn't look very hard priest. I've found every guy's secret dream.


Super NSFW link



No really, super NSFW. You've been warned.

http://www.gizmag.com/realtouch-virtual-sex-device-for-men/14126/

Only you Dice, only you...

lmfao.

[dice]

Hey man, every guy is single (or at least alone) at some point in their life, which is spent thinking of sex at least every 7 minutes.

Besides, I like power tools.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Hey man, every guy is single (or at least alone) at some point in their life, which is spent thinking of sex at least every 7 minutes.

Besides, I like power tools.

who are you again? .... NEVER say that again please

[&&toasties]

Hey man, every guy is single (or at least alone) at some point in their life, which is spent thinking of sex at least every 7 minutes.

Besides, I like power tools.

:lmao::lmao:

oh man that was great.

[chase]

Hey man, every guy is single (or at least alone) at some point in their life, which is spent thinking of sex at least every 7 minutes.

Besides, I like power tools.

Lmfao, I died... that was too funny.

[ZERO]

i'm sure there's an app for that though
Sadly, no.
http://wallpapers.androlib.com/wallicons/wallpaper.big-pmB.cs.png

Could not resist

[dice]

who are you again? .... NEVER say that again please

What we have here is a failure to communicate. :smokin:

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

What we have here is a failure to communicate. :smokin:

i think we stepped off on the wrong foot here. Im mikey, im a fan of power tools to.

[&&toasties]

i think we stepped off on the wrong foot here. Im mikey, im a fan of power tools to.

I'm officially creeped out. :lmao:

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

I'm officially creeped out. :lmao:

Coffee?

[dice]

Coffee?

I've got dough nuts, we can all get together and enjoy power tools.

p.s. the colorful hearts make me dizzy.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

I've got dough nuts, we can all get together and enjoy power tools.

p.s. the colorful hearts make me dizzy.

sounds delicious

[&&toasties]

Coffee?

Sure thing.


I've got dough nuts, we can all get together and enjoy power tools.

p.s. the colorful hearts make me dizzy.

The creme filled ones?

Awesome!

p.s. I was hoping for that, now I won't have to go to plan B...

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Sure thing.



The creme filled ones?

Awesome!

p.s. I was hoping for that, now I won't have to go to plan B...

pajamas? or a little more riskeh

[&&toasties]

pajamas? or a little more riskeh

Risqué sounds good.

[Hitman]

Gone completely off topic.....I have more time to moderate these forums since all I do at work is sit on the computer so I will be on top of topic nonsense like this.