Gonna hang myself with toilet paper....

[CYBER]

So let's recap:
- i got bad news from the doc,
- i was forced to quit my work,
- im getting kicked out of engineering bcos of an elective i failed again while sick,
- i missed 3 assignments,
- got 2 parking tickets,
-got 2 traffic tickets,
- almost got arrested (there was a thread about it...),
- broke my car bumper

-someone stole my car rims,
-i slipped on ice today and sprained/cut my wrist (feeling better now tho...kinda),
- my glasses just broke while im wearing them,
- my iphone broke again,
- havent slept in 2.5 days (studying, 12 coffees today),
- somehow 'lost 100 bucks from my wallet",
- my home internet didnt work all day, had to go to a network cafe to work,
- got ripped off on ebay and paypal hates me too much to compensate, (dnt wry... its mutual hate)
- discovered i had 4 engineering finals in 2 day-span,
- and, as from a few hours ago,
- im spending valentines day studying alone for my midterms...

ALL IN ONE WEEK!

Give me a fucking break!!!!! *hangs self with toilet paper*

[maynard]

siW43SXk2Ac

[CYBER]

siW43SXk2Ac
:(:(:(:(

[acolyte_to_jippity]

yeah...and?

cyber, i have to live with myself, every day. you got it easy mate

[CYBER]

i have to live with myself, every day.

oh god! u must feel miserable -.-

[acolyte_to_jippity]

oh god! u must feel miserable -.-


damn straight, so remember,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

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That is all

[๖ReS]

Sometimes I sing The Bright Side of Life when things look a little shitty.

Usually my I'm with firends and something bummed us out, and In my best stage singing voice.

I start.

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIIIIIGHT SIDE OF LIFE ! and then I whistle, and my buddies join in.

and we're all singing and it's amazing and ev- no I'm kidding this never happens.

I just do the singing and everyone laughs at me.

[Carmichal]

life sucks buck up. cry me a river then build a bridge to get over it.

[taz1stP]

yeah...and?

cyber, i have to live with myself, every day. you got it easy mate

that wouldn't be to bad just think if you were alone with your self all day.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

that wouldn't be to bad just think if you were alone with your self all day.

i used to wish i could be, all the time. away from a world full of idiots and shallow fucktards. away from the stress, the craze, the people.

[taz1stP]

aco that saying reminds me of a friend so i have to ask you a question if u were stuck in a room with the most annoying person you know and had a gun with one bullet what would you do?

[Nemesis]

You know it's always darkest right before it's pitch black. have you thought about killing yourself?

[Steamer]

Apparently he did. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Stupids.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

aco that saying reminds me of a friend so i have to ask you a question if u were stuck in a room with the most annoying person you know and had a gun with one bullet what would you do?

beat the shit out of you, then chill until the door opened.

[Penis シ]

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/happy-i-see-what-you-did-there-l.png

[Kamikazii]

Since no one else is saying it - I feel obliged to point out, hanging yourself with toilet paper is probably going to fail too.

[CYBER]

Since no one else is saying it - I feel obliged to point out, hanging yourself with toilet paper is probably going to fail too.FINALLY. Someone who noticed the sarcastic part of my post..everything was failing 1 by 1 that even that wod e obviously failed.:p Anyway, why is everyone still here? If i hung myself with TP, i'd have definitely posted pictures!!! Im all in for the community's entertainment-.-

[Jackie Marlow]

So what was the medical issue aside from the rectal prolapse? That's not really an issue more than a sexy opportunity, though. :smirk:

[maynard]

FINALLY. Someone who noticed the sarcastic part of my post.

pretty sure every 1 noticed it.... just felt no need 2 comment on it....

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

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Despicable really, suicide is not a matter that should be taken with such hilarity and burlesque. It is a very serious subject and should not be taken lightly.
Cyber if you arent feeling very optimistic or content, please follow these sources for immediate help regarding your severe depression. It has been made obvious that you are not making clear thoughts, specifically regarding your means to leave this beautiful world.

http://suicidehotlines.com/

[maynard]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

[CYBER]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
That was funny

[Nemesis]

Should we close his upper admin app? I mean, if you go through all the work of saying yes, then he kills himself, you'll have to do it again for some other fuck face.

Just say no, then he'll kill himself out of disappointment but at least you'll save yourself the work.

P.S. Kill yourself Cyber.

[CYBER]

Should we close his upper admin app? I mean, if you go through all the work of saying yes, then he kills himself, you'll have to do it again for some other fuck face. Just say no, then he'll kill himself out of disappointment but at least you'll save yourself the work.P.S. Kill yourself Cyber.Gd luck with that. Ps: go fuck urself nem:)