TurboFAP Deserves an Award

[Kamikazii]

Not sure if it was just deleted for being in the wrong section or was perceived as trolling - but TurboFAP genuinely deserves a medal or something for being the only one able to survive ze_deathstar_escape (around 1/23 or 1/24) while drugged/beaconed/half-blinded. He was in the first wave of 3 players with that, sole surviving Human with about 20 other zombies on him. Over the remainder of the map no one else was able to make it to the end without getting tagged (for that matter I think TurboFAP was the only one to make it to the end at all as a Human). I can't find the demo because the link I have doesn't list demos going back that far.

[maynard]

why are you still here? you lost admin, said you're 2 scared 2 show your face in server cause you know every 1 will L-O-L @ you... yet you're still here and reporting yourself for admin abuse... did you lose some brain cells over night? ... errr what? not getting this.

this is also not the ZM section, and above all, pretty sure no 1 gives a flying fuck if turbo lasted a round also..

but why the fuck you would post it in an admin abuse claim against yourself is beyond me...

Nothing but fail here. quit making retarded threads. and we don't give out medals.

[Kamikazii]

You're right Maynard, it lost all comedic value outside the abuse thread.

[Meltdown]

You're right Maynard, it lost all comedic value outside the abuse thread.

I don't know where your going but if you keep this up it is going to be death end soon.:banghead:

[brett friggin favre]

You're right Maynard, it lost all comedic value outside the abuse thread.

meh, that stuff wasn't even that funny. just annoying as hell. you have a skewed self-image don't you?

[Kamikazii]

meh, that stuff wasn't even that funny. just annoying as hell. you have a skewed self-image don't you?
I wouldn't call it skewed, though from your perspective it may appear that way.

[brett friggin favre]

I wouldn't call it skewed, though from your perspective it may appear that way.

i'm no psych major but i think you just proved my point...

MICHELLE!!! where's she at when you need her...

[Kamikazii]

i'm no psych major but i think you just proved my point...
I have an IQ of 191, every aptitude test I've taken in my life (and there was quite a bit of testing when I was younger) placed me past the measurable portion of the test (typically the top 0.0001% or top 0.000001% dependent upon the precision of the test in question), I spend the bulk of my time working on physics experiments, own 2 companies, am about to release (later this year) an electrical energy storage solution that makes the best batteries on the market look like balloons and wash-clothes. I know how to attain immortality (real, physical immortality, not that spiritual hippy or political "remember me" garbage) and have solved the unified field theory (hint: there's no fucking Higgs). I am proficient in 13 spoken languages, work above the typical "expert" level in 28 programming languages, independently discovered differential calculus at age 4 and I play games and troll in my relatively rare bits of downtime - often as an extreme asshole as I never get to be one in real life. Due to the plethora of psych exams I underwent as a child, I studied the subject in detail: I am a self-indulgent ego-maniac with Asperger syndrome who knows damn well the average Human is a fucking chimp in a mockery of Human flesh and due to the fucking dismal outlook I have on finding an equal to be friends with in my natural lifespan I take great joy in bringing about just a little bit of hatred for the retarded knowing that ultimately it feeds the peer pressure they experience and helps motivate them to be a little more than they are. My self image is very much in check.

MICHELLE!!! where's she at when you need her...
She was sending me anti-homophobic PMs on here a bit ago (in spite of the statement that I was being an inflammatory bastard to that guy because he kept spraying cocks all over the sever and considering I didn't have the means to ban, making him ragequit was the only mechanism by which I could have controlled the situation).

[Meltdown]

I have an IQ of 191, every aptitude test I've taken in my life (and there was quite a bit of testing when I was younger) placed me past the measurable portion of the test (typically the top 0.0001% or top 0.000001% dependent upon the precision of the test in question), I spend the bulk of my time working on physics experiments, own 2 companies, am about to release (later this year) an electrical energy storage solution that makes the best batteries on the market look like balloons and wash-clothes. I know how to attain immortality (real, physical immortality, not that spiritual hippy or political "remember me" garbage) and have solved the unified field theory (hint: there's no fucking Higgs). I am proficient in 13 spoken languages, work above the typical "expert" level in 28 programming languages, independently discovered differential calculus at age 4 and I play games and troll in my relatively rare bits of downtime - often as an extreme asshole as I never get to be one in real life. Due to the plethora of psych exams I underwent as a child, I studied the subject in detail: I am a self-indulgent ego-maniac with Asperger syndrome who knows damn well the average Human is a fucking chimp in a mockery of Human flesh and due to the fucking dismal outlook I have on finding an equal to be friends with in my natural lifespan I take great joy in bringing about just a little bit of hatred for the retarded knowing that ultimately it feeds the peer pressure they experience and helps motivate them to be a little more than they are. My self image is very much in check.

She was sending me anti-homophobic PMs on here a bit ago (in spite of the statement that I was being an inflammatory bastard to that guy because he kept spraying cocks all over the sever and considering I didn't have the means to ban, making him ragequit was the only mechanism by which I could have controlled the situation).

I sounds like you have IQ from less then 70, no offend but the way you talk you don't sound too intelligent

[Kamikazii]

I sounds like you have IQ from less then 70, no offend but the way you talk you don't sound too intelligent
“It says on your chart you’re fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.“

[Sin]

“It says on your chart you’re fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.“

Hahaha! I loved that movie. Luke Wilson is one of my fav actors. Old School is a classic!

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Lolololol

[Jackie Marlow]

“It says on your chart you’re fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.“
Hahahaha

[brett friggin favre]

disregarding the hilarity of your previous post, i don't care if your iq is 9001, you can still be a nutjob. in fact at that point it's really a sure thing.

also, you do all that stuff, running 2 companies...physics experiments...iq of 191...and yet you're a terrible admin and you play on zombie mod? yes, yes you are absolutely insane.

[Carmichal]

HOORAY AN IDIOT, and also an idiot spewing out bull shit I know about :D. Please wait for me to shove his words back in anally.

[Carmichal]

The only way someone like you could of gotten a 191 IQ is if you took a test on a scam site. You know the one's that tell you you're a genius in order to make you pay money for an actual score. Which if you believed that then you're fucking stupid.

The Highest IQ ever scored was by Marilyn vos Savant with 228. HOWEVER! That is a mental status ratio IQ used for children, where if she was scored as an adult it would be just about 185. :) Now as you sit there crying cause you're a bitter virgin, wasting away in your own bath of grease and sweat, I want you to think how stupid I just made you look :).

P.S suck my cock homophobe, there's a lot better ways of controlling some one than to use homophobic slurs. Which is why I think you have an IQ of 70, since you have no problem solving skills, and that's what a lot of test are based on.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

The only way someone like you could of gotten a 191 IQ is if you took a test on a scam site. You know the one's that tell you you're a genius in order to make you pay money for an actual score. Which if you believed that then you're fucking stupid.

The Highest IQ ever scored was by Marilyn vos Savant with 228. HOWEVER! That is a mental status ratio IQ used for children, where if she was scored as an adult it would be just about 185. :) Now as you sit there crying cause you're a bitter virgin, wasting away in your own bath of grease and sweat, I want you to think how stupid I just made you look :).

P.S suck my cock homophobe, there's a lot better ways of controlling some one than to use homophobic slurs. Which is why I think you have an IQ of 70, since you have no problem solving skills, and that's what a lot of test are based on.

Dont double post, i consume souls as well ya know!

p.s. that must mean the one im currently holding in my hands that says 179 is actually a lie? What a waste of 600$

[Jackie Marlow]

Ass burger

[Kamikazii]

The only way someone like you could of gotten a 191 IQ is if you took a test on a scam site. You know the one's that tell you you're a genius in order to make you pay money for an actual score. Which if you believed that then you're fucking stupid.
lol, I've never taken an online IQ test, it was done in person with an actual exam.

The Highest IQ ever scored was by Marilyn vos Savant with 228. HOWEVER! That is a mental status ratio IQ used for children, where if she was scored as an adult it would be just about 185. :)
Actually the far more accurate way to attack that would be to say the maximum the test goes to is around 130-140 (don't recall the exact number offhand) - 191, and Savant's 228 for that matter, are numbers based on the extended scale, extrapolated by combinations of correct answers (some questions do in fact have more than one to facilitate the extended scale measurements and get at the core of your thought processes).

Now as you sit there crying cause you're a bitter virgin, wasting away in your own bath of grease and sweat, I want you to think how stupid I just made you look :).
lol@virgin - I've had a few but no, it's been about a decade since I was a virgin. You really must be pre-practice since you're not even good at making your subjects need a shrink.

P.S suck my cock homophobe, there's a lot better ways of controlling some one than to use homophobic slurs. Which is why I think you have an IQ of 70, since you have no problem solving skills, and that's what a lot of test are based on.
Preferred routes to problem solving may differ between us. For instance, you would apparently see it as something to be stopped so that everyone can get along, whereas I saw someone being defiant of my orders and thereby in need of experiencing a great deal of rage. I hope your at least getting free tuition.
http://xkcd.com/552/

[Sin]

Faggot is just a synonym of awesome.

[brett friggin favre]

Faggot is just a synonym of awesome.

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/2/22/3104c096-eb09-4fd1-8ebf-860f1cd18bd5.jpg

plus, he still can't explain what a "genius" is doing (a) playing css instead of doing physics experiments and the like, (b) playing FUCKING ZOMBIE MOD, (c) being a terrible admin.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/2/22/3104c096-eb09-4fd1-8ebf-860f1cd18bd5.jpg

plus, he still can't explain what a "genius" is doing (a) playing css instead of doing physics experiments and the like, (b) playing FUCKING ZOMBIE MOD, (c) being a terrible admin.

A for a. Everyone has a hobby
A for b. Normal CSS is boring.
a for c. Napoleon complex combined with an outlet to vent with power as I'm sure like any genius, he has some form of disability mixed with a side of intellectual depression.

Did you know that intelligent people are more prone to depression then an average human.


Edit: in his defense zm is a great place as he can do all his physics experiments with vending machines and chairs!!!!

Example scenario: " hmmmm this vending machine seems to fall at terminal velocity when I shot it over with a al..... Fuckkkk I got tagged! ( rage kick slay burn)"

[Kamikazii]

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/2/22/3104c096-eb09-4fd1-8ebf-860f1cd18bd5.jpg
Actually the English "fagget" is derived from "fag" - as in a fag of wood - slag for the old habit of burning gays.

plus, he still can't explain what a "genius" is doing (a) playing css instead of doing physics experiments and the like, (b) playing FUCKING ZOMBIE MOD, (c) being a terrible admin.
a) waiting on projects that require interaction with people to reach their appropriate states that they can be continued + having fun (yes, it's still a requirement to maintain one's sanity to a large enough degree to be functional)
b) having fun
c) having fun

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A for a. Everyone has a hobby
A for b. Normal CSS is boring.
a for c. Napoleon complex combined with an outlet to vent with power as I'm sure like any genius, he has some form of disability mixed with a side of intellectual depression.

Did you know that intelligent people are more prone to depression then an average human.


Edit: in his defense zm is a great place as he can do all his physics experiments with vending machines and chairs!!!!

Example scenario: " hmmmm this vending machine seems to fall at terminal velocity when I shot it over with a al..... Fuckkkk I got tagged! ( rage kick slay burn)"
Agree with everything you said - lol - the maps with bad physics on the vendies (zm_zerbes_demons for one) are particularly amusing. Though not physically disabled in any way, my social skills leave a lot to be desired in most contexts as is typical of anyone with Asperger's.

[Hitman]

Why are you still here? Fucking loser

Closed.