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XX0wnsXY
03-13-2012, 01:34 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2113959/Homeless-people-turned-walking-wi-fi-hotspots-2-15-minutes-SXSW.html


Roflllllll...that is too funny. People will do anything to market their idea...and homeless people will do...anything. 'nuff said.
DJ_MikeyRevile
03-13-2012, 02:01 PM
Obviously Winning. Careful though, some human rights activist will say it is disgusting to help out a fellow crack head.
Carmichal
03-13-2012, 03:17 PM
Im getting a homeless person :D
maynard
03-13-2012, 03:29 PM
Im getting a homeless person :D

I hope next xmas there's a wrapped homeless person under the tree for me! would be so awesome.
DJ_MikeyRevile
03-13-2012, 03:32 PM
If you have any trouble finding a vendor to keep your pet homeless person fed, I know a cheap crack dealer!
Sin
03-13-2012, 03:46 PM
This made me chortle: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2113144/My-Strange-Addiction-TLC-Girl-stop-drinking-GASOLINE.html?ICO=most_read_module
maynard
03-13-2012, 03:56 PM
'Drinking gasoline can cause burns, vomiting, diarrhea and, in very large amounts, drowsiness or death,'

I love large amounts of death!

but seriously... people like her should just be put down...
Sin
03-13-2012, 03:58 PM
The one chick after with the dollhead was even better. "Oh it smells like marshmallows... SLUUUURP!"
blackmail242
03-13-2012, 05:32 PM
'Drinking gasoline can cause burns, vomiting, diarrhea and, in very large amounts, drowsiness or death,'

I love large amounts of death!

but seriously... people like her should just be put down...

There was a guy down in texas who after mistaking a jar of gasoline for a drink decided to go outside for a smoke. Long story short: Human BBQ
XX0wnsXY
03-14-2012, 12:46 AM
the one chick after with the dollhead was even better. "oh it smells like marshmallows... Sluuuurp!"

im walking on sunshine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z3aOmr7mRo
StarsMine
03-14-2012, 01:17 AM
xD you posted that on your phone...
how do I get m.youtube to work on a computer o.O
XX0wnsXY
03-14-2012, 01:27 AM
xD you posted that on your phone...
how do I get m.youtube to work on a computer o.O

Woops...didnt realize that. Fixed.
Rosie
03-14-2012, 02:05 AM
Im a little cramped for space right now. Do they have any homeless dwarves?
XX0wnsXY
03-14-2012, 02:06 AM
Im a little cramped for space right now. Do they have any homeless dwarves?

....you mean homeless children? Sure!
DJ_MikeyRevile
03-14-2012, 04:38 AM
There was a guy down in texas who after mistaking a jar of gasoline for a drink decided to go outside for a smoke. Long story short: Human BBQ

So you read the article like im sure the rest of us have......

moron.
Carmichal
03-14-2012, 12:58 PM
children are only good for doing things you don't want to do... and perhaps now for hotspots too hmmm
XX0wnsXY
03-14-2012, 01:00 PM
children are only good for doing things you don't want to do... and perhaps now for hotspots too hmmm

Like..."go grab me another beer".
maynard
03-14-2012, 01:02 PM
Like..."go grab me another beer".

that's a good one! prob my fav.
XX0wnsXY
03-14-2012, 01:10 PM
that's a good one! prob my fav.

WARNING...daddy issue alert

My dad used to make me fetch his beer all the time...I used to hate it..I would think "go get it yourself you fat fuck"

So..naturally...when I have kids...they'll be beer fetchers as well...

Rofl
Carmichal
03-14-2012, 01:23 PM
I would be ironically cruel to my children... for example if I had identical twins I would name them the exact same thing... just so they know that the world dosen't see them as unique.
XX0wnsXY
03-14-2012, 01:32 PM
I would be ironically cruel to my children... for example if I had identical twins I would name them the exact same thing... just so they know that the world dosen't see them as unique.

Why give them a name...give them a brand and identify them per their brands. Let em know they belong to the man before they have a chance!
maynard
03-14-2012, 01:37 PM
I would be ironically cruel to my children... for example if I had identical twins I would name them the exact same thing... just so they know that the world dosen't see them as unique.


...lmfao
Steamer
03-14-2012, 05:06 PM
You guys / gals are fucking sick. Also, homeless people are not people.
DJ_MikeyRevile
03-14-2012, 06:21 PM
This is alllll starting to bring back beautiful memories of BUM FIGHTS!
superbatranger
03-14-2012, 08:03 PM
Wait, if I get a homeless person to be my wifi hotspot, do I have to get an extra ticket if I go on a flight? I'd like to use my laptop without paying to use the airplane's wifi, but I don't want to fork over another 400 dollars for a ticket for a homeless person.
XX0wnsXY
03-15-2012, 12:33 AM
Wait, if I get a homeless person to be my wifi hotspot, do I have to get an extra ticket if I go on a flight? I'd like to use my laptop without paying to use the airplane's wifi, but I don't want to fork over another 400 dollars for a ticket for a homeless person.

No, you dont. They travel with the pet cargo..but you have to pay an extra 10 bucks for the super duper transmit device. Worth it
Carmichal
03-15-2012, 01:29 AM
Why give them a name...give them a brand and identify them per their brands. Let em know they belong to the man before they have a chance!

I always wanted to name something bank of America, or coke
XX0wnsXY
03-15-2012, 01:34 AM
I always wanted to name something bank of America, or coke

FUBU. Lololol
Steamer
03-15-2012, 05:13 PM
fubu. Lololol

lol!!!!