ROFL like that is ever going to happen
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go home zero, you're drunk
uhhh, i guess...
Sleep - better than snorlax
Through the darkness of futures past,
The magician longs to see
One chants out between two worlds:
Fire, walk with me.
I'm really good at coming up with stupid recipes like hot dog salad, and spaghetti-o pie. I also make the best steak known to human kind it's all in the marinade.
I'm also really good at being angry.
I pretty much suck at everything I try. FML.
You're from Texas... And think the best steak uses marinade... Lulz... Salt and pepper.
Trucks are simple to drive, just be more careful, leave much more room for breaking, turn wide. Now a 53 foot trailer can be a pain at times.
Wake up: Drink massive amounts of coffee.
Make all your last demands for I will forsake you and I'll meet your eyes for the very first time, for the very last.
maynard <ibis>: they are awkward and last 2 damn long. I prefer thinner smaller ones
Procrastinator: Wait till the last minute to get something done.
Clutch: Be the one to pull out a victory when working under the gun.
Last Word: Ability to be the one in a social setting to say the last shit that immediately starts a fight.
Tastes like your moms kisses.
Can play most land based sports really well, only ones i lack in are the Xgame sports since i dont do biking or skateboarding or that kind of stuff but in all im very althetic :P Really good chef/cook, can make a good Teriyaki steak, a Peper steak, pizza, japanese cuisine stuff like that![]()
I know a perfect way to settle this, kids - why don't you both make your best food that you can possibly make (5 dishes should suffice) and send to my home and I'll evaluate who's a better cook. You can't get a better deal than that.
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway - he may not have a clue, and he may not have style, but everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial!Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway - he may not have a clue, and he may not have style, but everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial!Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.