IBIS Awards Time

[Stan]

friendliest admin: stan
biggest douchebag: stan...

yeah buddy

motherf*cker....

[Steamer]

I'm sure the undertaking job would be much more lucrative in NY. Hell, sweet a shop up in Baltimore and Detroit while your at it.

[Nemesis]

I since then joined en elevator company and became an Estimator / Maintenance Supervisor.

The fuck does someone need an elevator estimator for?!? It's a fucking elevator, shit goes up, shit goes down. What are you guessing on, fucking time travel?

Dumbass Client: "Here's my building. I somehow need for cripples and Mexicans to access the floors easier."

Hitman: "Nigga, I'll build you an elevator all up in this bitch."

Dumbass Client: "But will it go...up?"

Hitman: "Nigga I just got here, let me estimate the shit out of it first."

2 days later

Dumbass Client: "So?"

Hitman: "Mothafucka, this elevator will go up AND down. Bitches love elevators that go up and down."

Bitches: "Fucking right we do."

Cyber: "Si. Me too. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now."

[brett friggin favre]

thanks nem. i laughed. rather hard.

[Rapedollar$]

i found it rather sub-par actually... and im relatively ripped right now.

[XX0wnsXY]

The fuck does someone need an elevator estimator for?!? It's a fucking elevator, shit goes up, shit goes down. What are you guessing on, fucking time travel?

Dumbass Client: "Here's my building. I somehow need for cripples and Mexicans to access the floors easier."

Hitman: "Nigga, I'll build you an elevator all up in this bitch."

Dumbass Client: "But will it go...up?"

Hitman: "Nigga I just got here, let me estimate the shit out of it first."

2 days later

Dumbass Client: "So?"

Hitman: "Mothafucka, this elevator will go up AND down. Bitches love elevators that go up and down."

Bitches: "Fucking right we do."

Cyber: "Si. Me too. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now."

Hahahahahahha i just got here...let me estimate the shit out of it....thats good.

[Hitman]

The fuck does someone need an elevator estimator for?!? It's a fucking elevator, shit goes up, shit goes down. What are you guessing on, fucking time travel?

Dumbass Client: "Here's my building. I somehow need for cripples and Mexicans to access the floors easier."

Hitman: "Nigga, I'll build you an elevator all up in this bitch."

Dumbass Client: "But will it go...up?"

Hitman: "Nigga I just got here, let me estimate the shit out of it first."

2 days later

Dumbass Client: "So?"

Hitman: "Mothafucka, this elevator will go up AND down. Bitches love elevators that go up and down."

Bitches: "Fucking right we do."

Cyber: "Si. Me too. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now."

LOL...good job especially with Cybers line....LOL

Theres a lot of shit that goes into the elevator. Control board....car station, ropes, how many floors, dbg, estimating time for teams to work, rail alignment, cab size, code complaince with the city, if a hydraulic or traction.....2:1 ropes....so many things

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

LOL...good job especially with Cybers line....LOL

Theres a lot of shit that goes into the elevator. Control board....car station, ropes, how many floors, dbg, estimating time for teams to work, rail alignment, cab size, code complaince with the city, if a hydraulic or traction.....2:1 ropes....so many things

not to mention elevator inspections are the worst of them all!

[Nemesis]

not to mention elevator inspections are the worst of them all!

Meh, not really. If it fails all it does is kill cripples and Mexicans, who really aren't people anyways.

[brett friggin favre]

Most Likely to Fuck Your Shit Up by Being a Devious Genius Moling Bastard - Cyber (well fuckin earned)

runner up, yours truly