Happyyyy happyyy birfmis you slutty mexican
IBIS
Happyyyy happyyy birfmis you slutty mexican
Make all your last demands for I will forsake you and I'll meet your eyes for the very first time, for the very last.
maynard <ibis>: they are awkward and last 2 damn long. I prefer thinner smaller ones
IBIS Specialist
Go get drunk and find your self a sexy lil tail, happy day that you're mum pushed u out bro, and the first and only time u ever got to see a puss bro hehe
IBIS Master
Happy Birthday. May you and your Turkish boyfriend have the best of times during this day!
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway - he may not have a clue, and he may not have style, but everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial!Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.
IBIS G0D
On this the day of your birth, you can show the fruits of your mother's loins.
I hit Brett right in the feels.
IBIS Master
I shall play for you my friend, the music of your people. Happy birthday
Tastes like your moms kisses.
IBIS
enjoy you upcoming obligatory birthmis ban!!!1!
We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm ~ George Orwell
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IBIS
wait... What?? No! .. NO! U already got me perma'd from another community by accident. NO.Oh and thanks everyoneIt means a lot to me since ibis is like my other family... And ya know, that makes u guys mexicants too. u cant chose family, so fuck all of u
ima gonna go smoke a couple cigars with some friends (refrain from the homo jokes) and fill my sombrero with drinks. When we're wasted, im cutting off my donkey's tail and i'll try to pin it back blindfolded. It's a tradition here. After that we'll hang said donkey to a tree and hit it with bats till we shower in its guts.
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