Go get drunk and find your self a sexy lil tail, happy day that you're mum pushed u out bro, and the first and only time u ever got to see a puss bro hehe![]()
Go get drunk and find your self a sexy lil tail, happy day that you're mum pushed u out bro, and the first and only time u ever got to see a puss bro hehe![]()
Happy Birthday. May you and your Turkish boyfriend have the best of times during this day!
"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."Our subject isn't cool, but he thinks it anyway - he may not have a clue, and he may not have style, but everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial!Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.
On this the day of your birth, you can show the fruits of your mother's loins.
I hit Brett right in the feels.
I shall play for you my friend, the music of your people. Happy birthday
Tastes like your moms kisses.
wait... What?? No! .. NO! U already got me perma'd from another community by accident. NO.Oh and thanks everyoneIt means a lot to me since ibis is like my other family... And ya know, that makes u guys mexicants too. u cant chose family, so fuck all of u
ima gonna go smoke a couple cigars with some friends (refrain from the homo jokes) and fill my sombrero with drinks. When we're wasted, im cutting off my donkey's tail and i'll try to pin it back blindfolded. It's a tradition here. After that we'll hang said donkey to a tree and hit it with bats till we shower in its guts.
Feliz Cumpleaņos!!! Beber mucho y divertirse
"It's not about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward" - Rocky Balboa
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"Yippee ki-yay mother fucker" -John McClane
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