Cinco de Mayo

[brett friggin favre]

uhh, wouldn't that be you? You know, since you parked illegally?

tell that to the residents of the apartment complex who park 24/7 in the visitor spaces ILLEGALLY because they don't wanna pay to park their own cars in their apartment complex, thus filling ALL the visitor spaces, leaving 0 legal parking spaces for those of us who want to drive our girlfriends home from work on cinco de mayo at midnight because i dunno, maybe some drunk ass beaner would veer off the road and smash her into a telephone pole on her way.

tell that to the guy right next to me in the handicapped space without a handicapped plackard.

tell that to the 30+ other cars parked in resident spaces without resident stickers.

and did they really have to tow me to GODDAMN FORT WORTH FOR 300 GODDAMN DOLLARS? i mean seriously this place is ~45 minutes away...you couldn't find ANY closer place in FUCKING DALLAS to tow my car?

[Nemesis]

tell that to the residents of the apartment complex who park 24/7 in the visitor spaces ILLEGALLY because they don't wanna pay to park their own cars in their apartment complex, thus filling ALL the visitor spaces, leaving 0 legal parking spaces for those of us who want to drive our girlfriends home from work on cinco de mayo at midnight because i dunno, maybe some drunk ass beaner would veer off the road and smash her into a telephone pole on her way.

tell that to the guy right next to me in the handicapped space without a handicapped plackard.

tell that to the 30+ other cars parked in resident spaces without resident stickers.

and did they really have to tow me to GODDAMN FORT WORTH FOR 300 GODDAMN DOLLARS? i mean seriously this place is ~45 minutes away...you couldn't find ANY closer place in FUCKING DALLAS to tow my car?

This just in! Rules don't apply if someone else breaks them too! Their not the ones bitching about getting caught for breaking the law. If she doesn't have a license time to stop being a fucking child and get on that, no excuse to not be able to get yourself places. Also she doesn't love you.



You can find expired Police ID's online. Put one on your visor and flip it down when you're parked somewhere illegal. The attendant wont know and you can park anywhere you want. Just don't get caught by an actual officer.

[brett friggin favre]

nem, just stfu. nobody cares about the booboos your parents left you with when you were a child, and judging by the attitude you're taking to life you probably deserved them so don't take it out on the rest of us.

and braaaa-fucking vo, calling me out for doing something illegal, and suggesting i do something EVEN MORE ILLEGAL to cover for it in the future. i can see that canadian education system is really doing you a great service. tell me, have you learned arithmetic yet?

[Nemesis]

nem, just stfu. nobody cares about the booboos your parents left you with when you were a child, and judging by the attitude you're taking to life you probably deserved them so don't take it out on the rest of us.

and braaaa-fucking vo, calling me out for doing something illegal, and suggesting i do something EVEN MORE ILLEGAL to cover for it in the future. i can see that canadian education system is really doing you a great service. tell me, have you learned arithmetic yet?

Jesus, get the sand out of your vagina. Stop crying the whole "oh why me? why me?" It gets old. You fucked up and got caught, it's no one's fault but yours. And you know it, which is why you're starting to be a little bitch, so cry for me Brett, let me taste your tears.

And since you obviously think you're above the common rabble, who cares what one's rules are to you? You've obviously better than everyone else.

Eat a dick and grow up.

[jwtemp]

Holy shit, this thread needs a re-title. We should call it 'Canadian hockey and lessons on parking' now I think.

Sorry to hear about the tow Brett, that sucks.

As for my Cinco de Mayo, it rained in Georgia for four days straight. So I spent it holed up at the house looking out the window like a sad puppy who can't go outside to play. Also, while I'm quite fond of beer, my body seems to have developed a tendency to reject it (I get odd skin coloration/heat spots and pretty bad heartburn) so I couldn't even drink myself out of my bad weather depression.

It was still a good day though. I played some games, spent time with the wife and recovered from babysitting my niece and nephew on Saturday. They're three and one, respectively, and I implore anyone who's thinking of having children to babysit a few times first, hahaha.

[Carmichal]

Holy shit, this thread needs a re-title. We should call it 'Canadian hockey and lessons on parking' now I think.

Sorry to hear about the tow Brett, that sucks.

As for my Cinco de Mayo, it rained in Georgia for four days straight. So I spent it holed up at the house looking out the window like a sad puppy who can't go outside to play. Also, while I'm quite fond of beer, my body seems to have developed a tendency to reject it (I get odd skin coloration/heat spots and pretty bad heartburn) so I couldn't even drink myself out of my bad weather depression.

It was still a good day though. I played some games, spent time with the wife and recovered from babysitting my niece and nephew on Saturday. They're three and one, respectively, and I implore anyone who's thinking of having children to babysit a few times first, hahaha.

Try living with 8 of them, you will want to cut off ya balls by then. I wanted to rip out my ovaries. no children ever!!!

[brett friggin favre]

nem, i was just sharing my cinco de mayo experiences. i didn't ask for anyone to chime in, i didn't ask for any sympathy, and i certainly didn't ask for you to be a little shit about it.

all you do is stay at home and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time, and wait for people whose faces you can kick some shit in. you're the one who needs to grow up.

[jwtemp]

Holy shitballs Carm, you had EIGHT brothers and sisters?! What the heck?! Your parents Catholic or something? I mean, I had two brothers, and that was enough some days to put me close to the 'assault charges' line. This information actually explains things a bit, i.e. why you fit in with this group of wonderful humans on the IBIS forums.

BRETT I SAID I WAS SORRY FOR YOUR TROUBLES AND YOU BETTER ACKNOWLEDGE ME BECAUSE I REQUIRE ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY OR I MIGHT CUT MYSELF. No, but seriously, your situation there sounds like bullshit.

[brett friggin favre]

BRETT I SAID I WAS SORRY FOR YOUR TROUBLES AND YOU BETTER ACKNOWLEDGE ME BECAUSE I REQUIRE ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY OR I MIGHT CUT MYSELF. No, but seriously, your situation there sounds like bullshit.

it is.

[jwtemp]

Any chance you could fight it? Maybe Carm needed CPR... or something...? Or do you basically have no chance at restitution?