I have no clue what I done did this time...

[jwtemp]

Definitely appears to be OS level corruption. You might have uninstalled a program and it removed an essential DLL or broke a Windows update. Running a repair on the OS should fix you up.

[Carmichal]

YOU UN FUCKED UP SON!!! oooooooooooo

[Wolfenstinger]

Backing things up at the moment and gonna go ahead and salvage what's left and start fresh (should work).
Still though....

[What]

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?

[Chikun]

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?

This is clearly a printer cable issue you n00b.

[jwtemp]

Ack. Reloads are always a good time. I'm sure it will fix it as well. Good luck!

[CYBER]

This is clearly a printer cable issue you n00b.

- Have you tried pressing many buttons randomly?
- Have you tried screaming loudly at it in despair?
- Have you tried hitting it intermittently on its side?
- Have you tried googling it? (it's funny because you can't google, duh!)
- Have you tried smashing your mouse on the table in hopes that it works?

No dice?
Well, for everything else, there's Mastercard.