View Poll Results: How do you wipe your ass?

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  • Fold my toilet paper

    9 56.25%
  • Crumple my toilet paper

    2 12.50%
  • Corn Cob

    2 12.50%
  • I'm fancy and I have a baday

    3 18.75%
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    i do not like to waste trees so i wipe my ass with a kindle

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    pfft waste tree's. renewable resource people.

    Anyways who is the rich fancy fuck who has a baday?

    Also my method is this.
    Paper in the Holder
    Pull out roughly 8 sheets of toilet paper. Fold it onto itself 3 times. Leaves me with a perfect square to wipe with, and very very little chance for poo fingers. Repeat as necessary.
    Roll just sitting there
    Hold end, and wrap paper around my hand 5 times. Repeat as necessary.

    NOW THIS IS A GOOD DEBATE!

    Quote Originally Posted by maynard View Post
    thx for all the opinions and advice ppl... aside from rage lol.
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    Think of the reserved slot as a vip ticket to the club. You get to go past the line and kick someone out of the club so you can get in. However if on your way to the club some fat ass gets stuck in the door when the bouncer goes to check him then you got to wait for the fire department to cut his fat ass out of the door before you can get in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rage View Post
    pfft waste tree's. renewable resource people.

    Anyways who is the rich fancy fuck who has a baday?

    Also my method is this.
    Paper in the Holder
    Pull out roughly 8 sheets of toilet paper. Fold it onto itself 3 times. Leaves me with a perfect square to wipe with, and very very little chance for poo fingers. Repeat as necessary.
    Roll just sitting there
    Hold end, and wrap paper around my hand 5 times. Repeat as necessary.

    NOW THIS IS A GOOD DEBATE!

    Obviously you go with choice B.
    Personal reform

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    What the fuck is Corn Cob you faggot?!?!?!?

    Tastes like your moms kisses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chikun View Post
    What the fuck is Corn Cob you faggot?!?!?!?
    Before there was proper toilet paper people in the country used a corn cob hanging on a string.
    "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert

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    Quote Originally Posted by B1ackOut View Post
    Before there was proper toilet paper people in the country used a corn cob hanging on a string.
    lmfao

    Maynard - The WCS Guy

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    Fuck it, I'm voting corn cob then.

    Also, voting A because my sisters cats are assholes.

    Tastes like your moms kisses.

  8. Default

    b. there's no debate.

    Through the darkness of futures past,
    The magician longs to see
    One chants out between two worlds:
    Fire, walk with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brett friggin favre View Post
    b. there's no debate.
    this. If you do A... you're fucking retarded... and probably adopted.

    Maynard - The WCS Guy

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