View Poll Results: How do you wipe your ass?

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  • Fold my toilet paper

    9 56.25%
  • Crumple my toilet paper

    2 12.50%
  • Corn Cob

    2 12.50%
  • I'm fancy and I have a baday

    3 18.75%
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Thread: Crumple or Fold

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    Quote Originally Posted by B1ackOut View Post
    Before there was proper toilet paper people in the country used a corn cob hanging on a string.
    lmfao

    Maynard - The WCS Guy

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    Fuck it, I'm voting corn cob then.

    Also, voting A because my sisters cats are assholes.

    Tastes like your moms kisses.

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    Corncob, the Ol' Pioneer poop dildo.
    I hit Brett right in the feels.

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    Obvious choice is B... but for individuals with cats.... option A stands valid ground.
    Quote Originally Posted by maynard View Post
    thx for all the opinions and advice ppl... aside from rage lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO
    Think of the reserved slot as a vip ticket to the club. You get to go past the line and kick someone out of the club so you can get in. However if on your way to the club some fat ass gets stuck in the door when the bouncer goes to check him then you got to wait for the fire department to cut his fat ass out of the door before you can get in.

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    B and if you have a cat close the bathroom door. A is terrible, and also bad.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    When you buy admin you agree to not be a cunt-faced Mexican.
    Emo <ibis.a>

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    even people with cats, option A is disgusting. Think of it like this, dust, germs and piss particles fall onto the outside layer of the payer. If you use option B you are folding over the outside layer and making contact with the clean inside layer. If you use option A, it is the opposite. Using option A = Wiping piss particles onto your ass hole.
    Personal reform

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_MikeyRevile View Post
    even people with cats, option A is disgusting. Think of it like this, dust, germs and piss particles fall onto the outside layer of the payer. If you use option B you are folding over the outside layer and making contact with the clean inside layer. If you use option A, it is the opposite. Using option A = Wiping piss particles onto your ass hole.
    You sir need to aim better.
    I hit Brett right in the feels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_MikeyRevile View Post
    Using option A = Wiping piss particles onto your ass hole.
    You should stop wiping your vagina before wiping your ass and you won't have that problem.

    Tastes like your moms kisses.

  9. #29

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    Quote Originally Posted by What View Post
    You sir need to aim better.
    Splash back is inevitable no matter how well you aim.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chikun View Post
    You should stop wiping your vagina before wiping your ass and you won't have that problem.
    You reserve no right to participate in the great debate. You openly admitted you prefer sticking corn cobs up your ass.
    Last edited by DJ_MikeyRevile; 06-03-2013 at 08:20 AM.
    Personal reform

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_MikeyRevile View Post
    You reserve no right to participate in the great debate. You openly admitted you prefer sticking corn cobs up your ass.
    The Way of the Cob is vastly superior and more eco-friendly.

    Tastes like your moms kisses.

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