Pokemon Mafia: Gotta Catch'em scum!

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

zzzzbegins growling at nem zZZZzzZZzZz

i wont be around for another 24 hours.

[CYBER]

I was waiting on 2 of you fuckers to submit his action... been waiting for 24 hours.
One of you just submitted his action, and with that action, it doesn't matter what the last one does.

hell, at this point, i can even say who didn't submit his fucking action and it's MIKEY. so yeah. mikey next time you play this and decide to go on hiatus, submit ur decision first.

SCENE coming in 5 minutes. stay tuned.

[What]

he posted at night about himself not being here, and yet didn't send in his action?

---------- Post added at 07:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:29 PM ----------

ZzZzZzZzZ of course

[What]

ZzZzZzZ...didn't see the timestamp on cyber's post wooo....also maybe Mikey didn't want the day to start without him.....ZzZzZzZzZzZzZ

[Nemesis]

Five minutes is a lot longer than it used to be.

[CYBER]

Five minutes is a lot longer than it used to be.

Sorry i got interrupted by a family member wanting me to fresh-install everything on their new laptop and wouldn't wait because they were fucking excited.. so yeah.. .back now.

SCENE:

Pikachu: I fucking told you that something was wrong about him! Sorry for being a pika in the butt but you guys wouldn't believe me!
Squirtle: Squirtle hugs little pika tonight!
Pikachu: Why did this sound dirty? Anyway, I don't trust you, so i'm going to investigate you tonight.

Out of nowhere, a shout was heard, and out of a nearby bush came out Meowth:

"I'm tired of all of you!
Why won't you guys die when I tell you to!...
You guys almost got me killed if it wasn't for that damn tree yesterday! And now I lost my only protection vest because one of you felt like disrupting my plans and cause chaos!
In fact, I should kill you guys right now! Starting with that sleepy bastard that won't acknowledge me!"

Snorlax: Snor? Oh dear I hope he attacks me first! Come at me bro, you'll regret it, I promise you.

Jiggly: Wait up Dawg! Jigglypuff is in the hizzy, time to sing that Meowth bitch to sleep! Because I'm jiggly-motherfucking-puff!

*And so Jigglypuff sang a sweet song to Meowth that put him to sleep, and unable to defend itself from what was about to happen.

Because a few moments later, a rocket missile fell from the sky and right on top of the sleepy/helpless Meowth and blasted him in space, never to be seen again.

Nemesis, aka Meowth, 3rd-party (1-shot bulletproof) serialkiller has been blasted away.

When they looked at the sky, they saw that poke-blimp...

And the same thought was shared among all the pokemon: "Holy crap is this blimp tacky!"

A voice was heard from that blimp, and a face was scene just after, it wasn't a pokemon, it was Jessie, the last member of team rocket.*


"HAHAHAA", she said, "Now that I got rid of that pesky Meowth cutting in on my business, you're all going to be mine! All mine! Yes,,,, take a look at squirtle, he's definitely the bad guy! hahahahahaaha"

Charizard: You know what? You guys asked me to work on my anger management by expressing myself in dances? Well fuck this, I'm fucking MAD!

Jessie: So what are you gonna do about it? You're so full of hot air!

Charizard: Yes. Yes I am!

*And without breaking a sweat, the strongest of them all took a huge puff, and blasted that blimp into nothing, getting rid of the last threat that opposed the town. He was a hero! A hero with anger issues that was useless the entire time... But he came through at the end... As a hero.*

Scribble, aka Jessie, Mafia Framer + 1-shot Arbok-poison-sting-sniper has been annihilated.

>>>>
Ash, in the future:
"And That kids is how I met your mother's mother....
euh. I mean, and that kids, is how my pokemon team proved itself to be a survivalist while I was away with my lovely Misty."

-"What a cool story Grampa! Will you tell us another story ???? "
"Maybe, in time, if you guys want more of my stories. But you guys have to behave well till then and show how eager you are to keep those stories going
Good night kids, it was a pleasure"

No more threats oppose the town. GG for the losers, you played amazingly well. And congrats for the winners:

TOWN WINS.

[Wolfenstinger]

Char?

[Nemesis]

Talk about being a town stacked game.

Cyber, post the role list.

[CYBER]

1 thing i tried to convey in the scene btw is that scribble's last actions were amazing. he killed nemesis and framed MASSKID.
coincidentally, what was suspicious of masskid and was about to get a guilty result on him, and almost costing town the game bcos he'd be killed the doctor with less people left (not that it's fault, it just happens)


But Wolf saved the day by killing scribble before shit hit the fan lollll

That's the second last action i got.. and with that action it didnt matter what mikey sent me bcos it was gg.

[Wolfenstinger]

Charizard!!!! roararrarrrwrwrrrrr

:s