Hmm...So, I'm tired of all the Drama.

[whytboiz33]

Sir, you are highly mistaken on body/fat ratios. 21% body fat means that you are a complete lard-ass.

Take me for example. I am 5'10" tall, and I only weigh in at 170lbs... but, then again, I maintain a healthy 8%-10% body fat level. I do this by maintaining my diet and exercise (which I do by practicing Kenpo and Kendo 3 times a week).

And furthermore, if the money used to purchase those tickets and that waste of a wallet was not yours. Then why are you wasting the time to brag about them online, like it was some kind of accomplishment?

As for Project, I do talk with her through Steam every once in a while, and I do consider her a friend. Unfortunately for your postulating, that's as far as it goes because I am a very happily married man, and I take my marriage seriously. Do you know why I consider her a friend? Because I treat her the same as anyone else. If you act like a normal citizen of humanity, then I will treat you like one. If you try to act like some tough-guy asshole who thinks showing off the ways that he spends way too much money on completely useless items over the internet, I'm going to treat you like the moron that you have already made it sorely obvious that you are.

Cliff notes:

im watching the lakers game, and didnt bother reading the last paragraph.

how many times do i gotta post this? i wasnt braggin, i wasnt saying i made a lot of money. project said i was handed the short end of a stick in life. i was just attempting to show my life is good. really good lol.

if you wish to have a different conversation then please. lets begin a new 1 based on it. if not, then please... as for my weight... once again... im not saying im in shape to do the iron man contest. im saying... my weight isnt really a realistic insult on me. lol. youre making me feel like a woman... youre really fixated on my body its quiet disturbing....

[whytboiz33]

[QUOTE=ghengis-khan;13567]

And seriously, trying to compare yourself to a professional athlete as an excuse for your weight problem, you're only fooling yourself. Go get some professional help.

QUOTE]

um... can any1 quote where i said "not trying to compare my self to the best wide out in the nfl"

lol... but i guess you have selective reading?

[Fish]

I wouldnt openly admit to owning tickets to Brooks and Dunn, now or when I was 19.

Thats all I got.

[inthebutt]

I'm 6'3", 255lbs does that make me a fat ass??

[Vladninja]

What the hell was this thread supposed to be about!?!
This is Grade A+ Drama... and yet has nothing to do with the server anymore.
We should have a "special" (lol) section for these kinds of things.

[Switch]

First:
I'd like to say that the awesomeness of this thread made me sign up on the forum. I heard a lot of chatter on the server and had to check it out.

Second:
This thread has been hijacked -- toasties started it to voice some of her own concerns. Don't let that get lost in this girl fight between proj and whyt.

Third:
Since toasties will be reviewing this thread, I think it's important that I remind her of that time I got her to boot herself from the server.

~~nostalgia and dreamy fade~~

Fresh on her new admin high, toasties declared that her name is sacred and that no one else shall bear the name toasties on the ibis server. Reasonable enough. She decreed that anyone who comes to the server with toasties in their name will be asked to change, and then booted if they dont comply. To me, this was a challenge. Excusing herself for a moment (going spectator so she could use the bathroom) i siezed the opportunity. I instructed everyone on the server to change their name to toasties. 12 different variations of toasties quickly appeared and we continued to play. When the real toasties returned she was stunned. A scream of what the fuck was followed by admin consol action! Some assholes were going to get booted. On her very first attempt to kick the imposter toasties she manged to only kick herself.

GREAT SUCCESS!

(I then instructed everyone to change back to normal names so she couldn't tell who was in on it when she returned)

~~Dreamy fade back, nostalgia over~~~~

Fourth:
Back to the proj-whyt cat fight.
There's no winning this argument . Regardless of the facts, you'll both look bad in the end.

Whyt, spending 300 dollars on a wallet is fucking retarded whether you work at McDonalds or AIG. Wait, you didn't spend 300 dollars? You just happen to own an expensive wallet you got for free? What the fuck are you bragging about, the finer things in life? I won’t even talk about the rodeo.

You say your grasp of English is stronger than proj's, but you fail to understand what she meant when she said that life handed you the short end of the stick. She's not talking about unfortunate financial circumstances -- she's calling you out on having a small penis.

You insult her appearance calling her fat -- but you were hitting that. So which is it? Were you all up on a fat girl, debasing yourself because you couldn’t do any better -- or were those tig ol bitties hot sauce when you were motor boating, but now that it’s over she's morphed into altered beast?

I, for one, would love to give them a good face plant. Of the sprays I’ve seen of proj things haven’t been half bad. Let’s throw some pictures of you up on this shit. The ladies will swoon, I’m sure.

Five:
Back to Toasties.

I’m sorry you feel unwelcome because of excessive asshattery. I know you have one fan, at the very least!

Good ol’ virtus

And as for you and project, I really hope there’s no real problem between you. I’d hate to have to throw you both into a pool of KY and make you fight to the death. Actually… we should probably have a server vote on it.

Anyway, I like you if that makes you feel any better That whole getting you to boot yourself was just for fun. An act of love.


Don’t let that go to your head though, you’re getting special treatment because you’re cute.
(ie: OMG GURLZ ON INTERTUBE GAMZ)


Anyway, what I think I meant to say is:
Everyone shut the fuck up and stop crying.

Toasties, you’ve got admin status and all the privileges that entitles you to. Fuck anyone who’s giving you lip. If it’s another admin (as you’ve pointed out) then I’m sure zero will take action once he’s got some time.

Project – wetback was a low blow. You already said he has a small penis, isn’t that enough?

Whyt – Save face and shut up before you embarrass yourself further. I’ve got no problems with you, so I say this out of concern. The classy move would have been to never bring it up in this thread to begin with. You can’t blame proj for biting back. She’s a feeble woman with a smaller brain. Her response is expected to be more… primitive. (CITATION: Behaviorial expert from Kahzakstan  http://www.maxim.com/articles/images/7329/borat2.jpg )

Anyway, hi ibis. Enjoy my first post.

[whytboiz33]

First:
I'd like to say that the awesomeness of this thread made me sign up on the forum. I heard a lot of chatter on the server and had to check it out.

Second:
This thread has been hijacked -- toasties started it to voice some of her own concerns. Don't let that get lost in this girl fight between proj and whyt.

Third:
Since toasties will be reviewing this thread, I think it's important that I remind her of that time I got her to boot herself from the server.

~~nostalgia and dreamy fade~~

Fresh on her new admin high, toasties declared that her name is sacred and that no one else shall bear the name toasties on the ibis server. Reasonable enough. She decreed that anyone who comes to the server with toasties in their name will be asked to change, and then booted if they dont comply. To me, this was a challenge. Excusing herself for a moment (going spectator so she could use the bathroom) i siezed the opportunity. I instructed everyone on the server to change their name to toasties. 12 different variations of toasties quickly appeared and we continued to play. When the real toasties returned she was stunned. A scream of what the fuck was followed by admin consol action! Some assholes were going to get booted. On her very first attempt to kick the imposter toasties she manged to only kick herself.

GREAT SUCCESS!

(I then instructed everyone to change back to normal names so she couldn't tell who was in on it when she returned)

~~Dreamy fade back, nostalgia over~~~~

Fourth:
Back to the proj-whyt cat fight.
There's no winning this argument . Regardless of the facts, you'll both look bad in the end.

Whyt, spending 300 dollars on a wallet is fucking retarded whether you work at McDonalds or AIG. Wait, you didn't spend 300 dollars? You just happen to own an expensive wallet you got for free? What the fuck are you bragging about, the finer things in life? I won’t even talk about the rodeo.

You say your grasp of English is stronger than proj's, but you fail to understand what she meant when she said that life handed you the short end of the stick. She's not talking about unfortunate financial circumstances -- she's calling you out on having a small penis.

You insult her appearance calling her fat -- but you were hitting that. So which is it? Were you all up on a fat girl, debasing yourself because you couldn’t do any better -- or were those tig ol bitties hot sauce when you were motor boating, but now that it’s over she's morphed into altered beast?

I, for one, would love to give them a good face plant. Of the sprays I’ve seen of proj things haven’t been half bad. Let’s throw some pictures of you up on this shit. The ladies will swoon, I’m sure.

Five:
Back to Toasties.

I’m sorry you feel unwelcome because of excessive asshattery. I know you have one fan, at the very least!

Good ol’ virtus

And as for you and project, I really hope there’s no real problem between you. I’d hate to have to throw you both into a pool of KY and make you fight to the death. Actually… we should probably have a server vote on it.

Anyway, I like you if that makes you feel any better That whole getting you to boot yourself was just for fun. An act of love.


Don’t let that go to your head though, you’re getting special treatment because you’re cute.
(ie: OMG GURLZ ON INTERTUBE GAMZ)


Anyway, what I think I meant to say is:
Everyone shut the fuck up and stop crying.

Toasties, you’ve got admin status and all the privileges that entitles you to. Fuck anyone who’s giving you lip. If it’s another admin (as you’ve pointed out) then I’m sure zero will take action once he’s got some time.

Project – wetback was a low blow. You already said he has a small penis, isn’t that enough?

Whyt – Save face and shut up before you embarrass yourself further. I’ve got no problems with you, so I say this out of concern. The classy move would have been to never bring it up in this thread to begin with. You can’t blame proj for biting back. She’s a feeble woman with a smaller brain. Her response is expected to be more… primitive. (CITATION: Behaviorial expert from Kahzakstan  http://www.maxim.com/articles/images/7329/borat2.jpg )

Anyway, hi ibis. Enjoy my first post.

lol, she got her other bf to post. since when did ppl become so into internet fatties??? lmao...

brooks and dunn were pretty good, it was at the reliance stadium. ive never seen so many hot ass white bitchs in tight ass jeans and boots in my life. lol.

you guys need to get projects love handles off of your necks and grow some dicks and get a fuckin room.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

First:
I'd like to say that the awesomeness of this thread made me sign up on the forum. I heard a lot of chatter on the server and had to check it out.

Second:
This thread has been hijacked -- toasties started it to voice some of her own concerns. Don't let that get lost in this girl fight between proj and whyt.

Third:
Since toasties will be reviewing this thread, I think it's important that I remind her of that time I got her to boot herself from the server.

~~nostalgia and dreamy fade~~

Fresh on her new admin high, toasties declared that her name is sacred and that no one else shall bear the name toasties on the ibis server. Reasonable enough. She decreed that anyone who comes to the server with toasties in their name will be asked to change, and then booted if they dont comply. To me, this was a challenge. Excusing herself for a moment (going spectator so she could use the bathroom) i siezed the opportunity. I instructed everyone on the server to change their name to toasties. 12 different variations of toasties quickly appeared and we continued to play. When the real toasties returned she was stunned. A scream of what the fuck was followed by admin consol action! Some assholes were going to get booted. On her very first attempt to kick the imposter toasties she manged to only kick herself.

GREAT SUCCESS!

(I then instructed everyone to change back to normal names so she couldn't tell who was in on it when she returned)

~~Dreamy fade back, nostalgia over~~~~

Fourth:
Back to the proj-whyt cat fight.
There's no winning this argument . Regardless of the facts, you'll both look bad in the end.

Whyt, spending 300 dollars on a wallet is fucking retarded whether you work at McDonalds or AIG. Wait, you didn't spend 300 dollars? You just happen to own an expensive wallet you got for free? What the fuck are you bragging about, the finer things in life? I won’t even talk about the rodeo.

You say your grasp of English is stronger than proj's, but you fail to understand what she meant when she said that life handed you the short end of the stick. She's not talking about unfortunate financial circumstances -- she's calling you out on having a small penis.

You insult her appearance calling her fat -- but you were hitting that. So which is it? Were you all up on a fat girl, debasing yourself because you couldn’t do any better -- or were those tig ol bitties hot sauce when you were motor boating, but now that it’s over she's morphed into altered beast?

I, for one, would love to give them a good face plant. Of the sprays I’ve seen of proj things haven’t been half bad. Let’s throw some pictures of you up on this shit. The ladies will swoon, I’m sure.

Five:
Back to Toasties.

I’m sorry you feel unwelcome because of excessive asshattery. I know you have one fan, at the very least!

Good ol’ virtus

And as for you and project, I really hope there’s no real problem between you. I’d hate to have to throw you both into a pool of KY and make you fight to the death. Actually… we should probably have a server vote on it.

Anyway, I like you if that makes you feel any better That whole getting you to boot yourself was just for fun. An act of love.


Don’t let that go to your head though, you’re getting special treatment because you’re cute.
(ie: OMG GURLZ ON INTERTUBE GAMZ)


Anyway, what I think I meant to say is:
Everyone shut the fuck up and stop crying.

Toasties, you’ve got admin status and all the privileges that entitles you to. Fuck anyone who’s giving you lip. If it’s another admin (as you’ve pointed out) then I’m sure zero will take action once he’s got some time.

Project – wetback was a low blow. You already said he has a small penis, isn’t that enough?

Whyt – Save face and shut up before you embarrass yourself further. I’ve got no problems with you, so I say this out of concern. The classy move would have been to never bring it up in this thread to begin with. You can’t blame proj for biting back. She’s a feeble woman with a smaller brain. Her response is expected to be more… primitive. (CITATION: Behaviorial expert from Kahzakstan  http://www.maxim.com/articles/images/7329/borat2.jpg )

Anyway, hi ibis. Enjoy my first post.

I enjoyed it switch.
TY for a good read at 8am.

[I LIKE TURTLES]

Is it worth noting i am not naked anymore? the campfire is gone, all the baboon meat has been consumed.... it's getting cold and my nipples are hard and pointy right about now.

[inthebutt]

Is it worth noting i am not naked anymore? the campfire is gone, all the baboon meat has been consumed.... it's getting cold and my nipples are hard and pointy right about now.

Turtle don't come in here and ruin this thread with your fucking homo shit. Go brag about your nipples some where else buddy. I'm really caught up in this fight going on between whyt and project. Toasties looks like a man and is a hypocrite. As for that new guy, welcome.

oh one last thing, turtle I hope you poke your mom's eye out with your nipple when you hug her later today after the ass-ramming your gonna get from your gay butt-buddy.

as for nemesis I have no more beef with him. He loves football so in return I respect him now.