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--UPDATE--
Now that I asserted my dominance on this thread, I would like to welcome you to our humble abode. The bathroom is the 2nd door on the right, the bedrooms are upstairs, and the wild monkey *cough* Steamer *cough* is downstairs. You'll need to feed him 3 bananas every other hour. Hope you enjoy our server... even though you've already been here awhile.