Mafia Game: Monster Mash (Hosted by Sin and What)

[hoshiro-]

Ok being that most of you failed the first time, im going to try again. I want everyone to follow these steps.
0. Clear your head of any suspicoin you hold towards anyone atm. Follow these steps objectively.
1. Close your eyes.
2. If you are closing your eyes, please quit everything. Read these steps then complete them.
3. With your eyes closed imagine a door, of any color.
On this door is a plauge that reads "monster mash."
4. Open this door.
Within this door you see a sign at the begining of a hallway. This sign reads "mikey is pgo, assassin is pgo, you are "blank". This leaves 9 other people suspect."
5. Begin traversing the hallway.
As you traverse said hallway, you notice every single post being held by a shadowy figure. You quickly realize that each shadowy figure is holding up a post they are the author too.
6. Open eyes.
7. Post your fos.

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Plaque* vig* suspicion*
Fuck my phone, I was trying to be deep.

How can I read the rest of these with my eyes closed?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

How can I read the rest of these with my eyes closed?

please address step number 2, where sarcasm is used to make fun of anyone who replies with something similar to what you just said.