Suessisum Role Madness

[Wolfenstinger]

If you vote me, town will lose. Well probably not. I don't have a GREAT role, but my role is useful. Which is why I think we didn't have a kill night 1. I am basing my vote on mikey STRICTLY what I read and what I go out of your posts.

So we can either vote lynch me, get on with the fucking day (which is most likely going to happen) or we can either vote mikey or some other possible mafia, let me try my night action again and if we have a no kill again, chances are I know who the mafia is.

Smelly was in his room doing nothing Night 1. I even told Daddy about this. Don't lie.

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[Nemesis]

Well you've just soft claimed doc, so you're dead tonight anyways and you're useless to me. Lynch away.

[phil.™]

Well you've just soft claimed doc, so you're dead tonight anyways and you're useless to me. Lynch away.

No not doc. Use your head

[Nemesis]

No not doc. Use your head

Give me a hint...

[minjae]

Give me a hint...

LOL I dunno why I found that so funny.

[phil.™]

Give me a hint...

Right, and just out myself so mafia can choose between you and me to kill.

[Nemesis]

Right, and just out myself so mafia can choose between you and me to kill.

Oh I'm covered, literally.

[Nemesis]

lol ok that's pretty much confirmed. Phil is lying through his Mexican teeth.

[phil.™]

Dude, it's pretty black and white that i'm not mafia. And whoever still thinks I am, well then ok, good for you then.

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Oh, FYI, after 4pm EST, I will be non-responsive due to the Orioles game. ORANGE ALL DAY BABYYYYYYYYYY

[Nemesis]

Dude, it's pretty black and white that i'm not mafia. And whoever still thinks I am, well then ok, good for you then.

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Oh, FYI, after 4pm EST, I will be non-responsive due to the Orioles game. ORANGE ALL DAY BABYYYYYYYYYY

Let me translate, "I will provide you no information what-so-ever to explain my utterly scummy play and lack of contribution, however if you don't fall for my poorly constructed lies you are bad." This is also called "The Mikey Defense"

"Oh, and I am leaving now, to further illustrate my scummyness, good day to you!"