I'm a piplup. whats a donger? i dont even put it in soup!
when i went to the park today, i met a giant snake man with four eyeballs and he gave me them because he wanted me to put them in soup. i shook my head at his silly tail thing and walked off to the door mans hollow where all doors are jars and all jars are ajar. but when i got there there was an awful temptation to circle all of the boxes till they tree. so hiding in the pudding of all chris cringles underpants was a very hungry hippo with all of his dongers and all the kings men couldnt put humpty dumpty back tooogoother agoon. just when i though all the world was ornage a hiden surprise poped out from benethe the bed. he was a tall lanky man with green spider hands and he winked at me while he ate my ceiling. thats when i decided i needed to get a donger and put it in the soup even though i dont put dongers in soup even. *Licks all the dongers*
That makes me a sad panda :'(