Just claim your fucking roles, all 3 of you.
Stars has added nothing at all, literally nothing. If anything we are all a little dumber for having listened.
Hippo is screaming Scum right now, still claim what your fucking role is.
Phil, same with you. Explain what the fuck you are talking about.
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Cyber, I am almost certainly naοve, slim chance of random but I doubt it. If you were random, you wouldn't have gotten the weird 3rd party response. You're probably normal. 4 cops, 2 of which had the possibility of being viable, the other 2 just red herrings.
I hit Brett right in the feels.