Virtus / Mother Russia

[virtus]

What are you? fuckin english teacher?

[Kill-matic Retard]

An engrish teecher? No, Im an internet toughguy like you.

I have an ubarhot girlfriend who I get to blast in the ass with regularity while I rest my congnac on her head and smoke cuban seegars.

I drive a Hummer and a Ferrari when my Porsche is in the shop.

Im am ex Green Beret/Navy Seal/MMA fighter with a closet full of guns, 40 inch biceps and 10000 hit points.

I work for the most powerful and secret government agency that pays me 50 million a year because of my endless charisma and video game prowess. This connection affords me the constant stream of hot chicks lining up to bang me.


Er, Im just a guy. Nobody special.....just like you.

[virtus]

You just showed everyone what a retard you are.

[Kill-matic Retard]

50 bucks says you are the only person who read my last post and did not see (copious) sarcasm.

What a sad little boy you must be in real life, jokes zooming over your head left and right.

Its ok, its not too late to go to school at the ARK and learn to sort trash and recycling. We can get you a three wheel bike with a big flag on it, a basket and some funny bumper stickers, the local folks will give you shiny nickels and empty soda bottles. Slow people need gainful employment too.

[Nemesis]

[QUOTE=Kill-matic Retard;16595]50 bucks says you are the only person who read my last post and did not see (copious) sarcasm.
[QUOTE]

In Soviet Russia, there is no sarcasm...back to work maggot...

[inthebutt]

[QUOTE=Nemesis;16600]

50 bucks says you are the only person who read my last post and did not see (copious) sarcasm.
QUOTE]

In Soviet Russia, there is no sarcasm...back to work maggot...

nemesis you gotta make sure your [QUOTE] has the brackets on both sides, your missing it from the last one.

[walterbrunswick]

Oh my dear Virtus.

Alas another opportunity to bash you. Seems these opportunities never end.

For those of you who were around on Zombie Mod a year ago, you surely will remember Rodrigo. He did the EXACT same thing as Virtus. It's like a fucking mirror image. He had so much shit against him that his admin finally WAS removed.

[Kill-matic Retard]

Honestly I think you missed a good opportunity at Russian reversal.

I propose that "In Soviet Russia sarcasm misunderstands you!" might be a tad more hilarious.

[EVL_Ripper]

Inthebutt, do you see the ass holes you left us with? Does this make you proud of yourself?

[Jeimuzu]

And now Getcha has admin and mine is about to run out.. WE'RE GOING TO DIE WITHOUT YOU MAN!