Quote Originally Posted by Jeimuzu View Post
My mom's bf's nickname is Whitey... He's a drunk albino midget, who is half German and half Italian.

Oh, he also has a lazy eye. Why my mom is with him, I have no idea.. He's loud, annoying, and leaves my TV on in the living room all night..

Figured I'd share this rather pathetic, but at the same time funny story about my mom's life.
Id hit both of them PRETTY HARD with a bat, or the nearest blunt object.