Fold your toilet paper
Crumple your toilet paper into a ball of sorts
Use a corn cob
Freestyle it and use whatever you find
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Depends on the TP, ply, and if im in an artsy mood... lol
I once tried to make a oragami crane to wipe my ass with, it didnt turn out very well...
Make all your last demands for I will forsake you and I'll meet your eyes for the very first time, for the very last.
maynard <ibis>: they are awkward and last 2 damn long. I prefer thinner smaller ones
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you know, i think this thread should become stickied. i think by knowing how each other wipes their ass, we become closer to one another. thats something we need in this community with all the flaming going on lately. +1 to whoever came up with the how do you wipe your ass thread.
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
"It’s easier to seek forgiveness than ask for permission."
- Proverb
"Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
"Become who you are."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"There are two primary choices in life; to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them."
-Dennis Waitley