First of all it is nice to NOT be the oldest... <thank you Dead Eye Dennis at a twenty year difference>...

  • Dennis is so old, he sat next to God in third grade...

  • Dennis is so old, he got the patent on dirt...

  • Dennis is so old, his social security number is negative 999-99-9999

  • Dennis is so old, young people will always have some one to look up to...


and I, for the record, am 41... 42 around the July Holiday Season...

~Rogue