I dreamed I made a thread, then I did.

[KaMiKaZi_NiNjA]

Shut up, Ninja, get on my horse.

Shut up Ren, get on mine

Save a horse, Ride a Ninja


lol I just said no you over and over and eventually got the towel response

[acolyte_to_jippity]

grammar mincer

here you go Ren have fun, http://cleverbot.com/

I played it because he fixes my grammar as a retort

i prefer to use jabberwacky.

my cs proffessor demonstrated it last term, as an example of something (no clue what) to a visiting middle school class. We were going for like 5 min and Prof said "wow, normally we have to stop this by now because it gets inappropriate" right as he said that, jabberwacky replied to his messege "do you want to do it in the earth? It's been ever so long."

[Ren]

User: Voulez vous coucher avec moi se soir?
Cleverbot: Non, pas ce soir, je suis fatigué.

Ooh, he just shut me down in French! Sexay.



Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Like your mother, but with a longer beard.
Cleverbot: No really?
User: Seriously! It's the truth!
Cleverbot: It is not the truth. It's mean that you say that!
User: Okay, okay. I look like a cross between Gwyneth Paltrow and Robin Williams.
Cleverbot: Oh, well, I was hoping for something else...

Okay, I'll stop now.

[KaMiKaZi_NiNjA]

I lol'd

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2convbydate-qv15884

[ChronicVT]

My new wife (2nd to most) used to cook... In fact my first wife (obviously the ex-wife now) and I used to go over to the current wife's home for many a good Vermont hearty meal... one of the reasons I loved about the new wife... but since she is now my wife and from this day forth I can say my (current) wife CAN NOT cook... well maybe that is harsh... she can make instant potatoes (shivers) pretty well... give her a glass, some diet cola, and maybe some ice; she'll make herself a drink... buy her chocolate, chips and dip... she'd have a complete meal... The problem is not that you can't cook... everyone can cook... just some not as good as others... My ex-wife burnt boiling water not once, not even twice but on four seperate occasions... some would say I'm a redneck version of a chef with my soups, stews and pasteries... but I am never satisfied with what I make... cooking is actually repetition with constant striving for perfection that is never met...

And if your bothered by the burning of your foods... don't think you can't cook... maybe your expertise is something along the lines of Blackened Catfish, Lamb Roast, Plantas, Brisk, or come to one of our Vermont Pig Roasts... least when you burn these it is on purpose... some foosds are meant to be burnt... just try changing up the menu...

[XxMastagunzxX]

My family lives in the south and my grandmothers can cook like a mother fucker.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

wait, chronic, you and your first wife used to go over to your current wife's house for dinner, but your current wife can't cook anymore?

wtf?

[ChronicVT]

My second wife (current wife) was cousin by marriage... my ex-wife's sister had a child with a dirt bag named George... George then impregnated my current wife with two girls... I (by marriage) was touch hole relations to my current wife... who yes, was our baby sitter... After divorcing my first wife (my ex-) I was no longer "related to my current wife... The former child care provider, friend, turned lover and now married too... The cooking was a side dish...

[StarsMine]

My second wife (current wife) was cousin by marriage... my ex-wife's sister had a child with a dirt bag named George... George then impregnated my current wife with two girls... I (by marriage) was touch hole relations to my current wife... who yes, was our baby sitter... After divorcing my first wife (my ex-) I was no longer "related to my current wife... The former child care provider, friend, turned lover and now married too... The cooking was a side dish...

Fuck that is one hard ass story to follow

[washythebreaker]

LMFAO Clone does it again! fucking epic!

And that is why Clone is awesome.