text from last night

[Rage]

prolly the greatest site in the world

im sure you have all heard of it

this post is to post your fav texts you have read



mine--"my mom just sent me to the store to buy a single zuchini, i feel like a poor person who cant afford a dildo"

lmfao

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

the web site is textsfromlastnight.com

its a site where you post funny txts on the internet for people to rate and comment on haha

[XxMastagunzxX]

I read it frequently.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

whats your fav one, haha

i just read this one

"can boys be half circumsized? cause im not entirly sure whAT IM LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW"

[acolyte_to_jippity]

whats your fav one, haha

i just read this one

"can boys be half circumsized? cause im not entirly sure whAT IM LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW"

...when she starts texting, it's time to leave.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

LOLOLOL

he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.

[loka]

my favorite ones come from the boston ones
(781):

I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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(617):

i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
(781):

dont be selfish, show some boob