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  1. 04-16-2010 12:15 AM #1
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    My favorite one is what my dad sent me one night.

    "A blond just sent me a text asking 'What does idk , mean?' I replied "I don't know.' She replied back with "Omg no one knows!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by anex View Post
    My favorite one is what my dad sent me one night.

    "A blond just sent me a text asking 'What does idk , mean?' I replied "I don't know.' She replied back with "Omg no one knows!!"
    that's an old-ish joke.

    i first saw it at failbooking.com
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    Aww and here I am trying to pass it off as new.
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    heres a drunk text i got from a random number the other night

    "so how much do you charge an hour? you know for phone sex?"

    me- "uhhh... well hello (;"



    HAHAHA it made my week
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ_MikeyRevile View Post
    heres a drunk text i got from a random number the other night

    "so how much do you charge an hour? you know for phone sex?"

    me- "uhhh... well hello (;"



    HAHAHA it made my week
    sorry that was me.

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    lol loka. always fucking with the straight men....

    where is my love?

    i always knew deep down you wanted the kack!

    jk <3




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    Welll welllll loka, i knew IT HA! caught red handed.

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