The Petition to ban Slipstream from the forums.

[slipstream]

wassabi, let me introduce you to a friend of mine.

PUNCTUATION MARKS!! THEY DO MORE THAN MAKE SMILEY FACES. :P

it's because the system works. we rarely have failtards as admins, and we're quick to remove them when they pop up. your opinion isn't worth shit. from the moment you set foot in our servers you were unwanted. now i think it's time for you to walk away, back to your mother's basement, and cry yourself to sleep. and, before you try to correct me about your situation in life, understand that i don't fucking care.
you are how you act, and you act like an inbred virgin teenager who thinks he's special because his mommy makes him breakfast every morning before kissing him on the head and going out to stand on a corner, praying that each guy who pulls up isn't a cop in disguise.

Obviously my life is not like that, where on earth did you come up with those ideas from anyway? Personal experiences? That does seem the most likely place since you have never met me and no nothing about me personally. Hmm, I don't understand the cop in disguise part, what would that have to do with anything. If you're going to insult me at least make it realistic.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Obviously my life is not like that, where on earth did you come up with those ideas from anyway? Personal experiences? That does seem the most likely place since you have never met me and no nothing about me personally. Hmm, I don't understand the cop in disguise part, what would that have to do with anything. If you're going to insult me at least make it realistic.

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wow. i didn't expect that one to go over your head. see, i'm implying that your mom stands on corners and propositions men for sex, and that she is always hoping the next guy to pull up that she offers her (lets be honest here, low-quality) services is not an undercover cop, thus making her go to jail.

[slipstream]

Who is this michelle anyway. Some nub that bought admin? Seen her on the servers like twice for very short times. So based on that, she obviously has no fucking clue about anything and is just hopping on the band wagon. Or is this ibis' secret troll that has been sicked on me? LOL, either way she fails.

acolyte_to_jippity, stay in school buddy, just take wassabi as the example as to why you should. If you're going to write anything, make sure it makes sense, or people will think you're an idiot like I am sure people do of wasabi, but are too "nice" to tell him to his face.

[Carmichal]

My advice to you is to count your losses, and move the fuck on. I'm not a troll I'm just pointing out what you're to stupid to realize. If you are banned from the servers why would you stay on the forums?

[Blackmage]

Which means she's seen you two times, ergo, you're a nub too? Or just that you "obviously ha(ve) no fucking clue about anything". You and I have seen each other zero times in server, I believe. What does that make us, or even just me? Logic, you don't make it. I say this, because, believe it or not, I HAVE seen you. Welcome to "internet forums". You have posted, and these posts shape perceptions of you, and help people figure out what you are, and know how to deal with you accordingly.

On your other point, you're saying that if you can't be understood the whole time in one medium, you are perceived as an idiot? While this is somewhat correct, there's a SLIGHT problem. It's the following, what matters ISN'T perception, it's the reality of the situation. In any case, you've proved that you can't even understand simple English in the past, so that would make everyone an idiot in your eyes? Anyway, the ability to get your point across is much more important than the ability to make your point look pretty, when you're not dealing with certain topics. There's a reason chatspeak is as popular as it is.

Michelle: I can think of a number of possible reasons. Attention, trolling, doesn't realize he's lost, thinks anything he says is worth listening to.

[slipstream]

Blackmage, you are trying too hard to come across as intelligent.

[Blackmage]

I'm sorry, who was it that is calling others idiot and correcting their punctuation? Who plays word games? Oh, but that's right, you're not trying to be intelligent, otherwise, why would you make so many blatantly obvious mistakes, and even making your own punctuation mistakes?

So I guess, I'm sorry for showing you what a school education can be used for. I'm sorry for making coherent responses, which seem to leave you unable to respond in any way other than slander. I'm sorry for giving you the benefit of the doubt that you actually had more intelligence than you were showing. Will you forgive me?

FYI, if I was just TRYING, I know how to use a thesaurus.

[slipstream]

FYI, if I was just TRYING, I know how to use a thesaurus.

Fail?
Go read some of wassabi's posts, he is a giant tool and has no concept of punctuation and that one thing he wrote recently made absolutely no sense.

You might be able to piece together a sentence properly, but you are not saying anything that couldn't be said in a few words. So much about nothing, and that is where the "TRYING" part comes in. You wouldn't have needed an explanation if you were as smart as me.

[StarsMine]

Who is this michelle anyway. Some nub that bought admin? Seen her on the servers like twice for very short times. So based on that, she obviously has no fucking clue about anything and is just hopping on the band wagon. Or is this ibis' secret troll that has been sicked on me? LOL, either way she fails.

acolyte_to_jippity, stay in school buddy, just take wassabi as the example as to why you should. If you're going to write anything, make sure it makes sense, or people will think you're an idiot like I am sure people do of wasabi, but are too "nice" to tell him to his face.

Go back to school o.O I think EVERY knows that the phrase standing on a corner means prostitution, and EVERY one know prostitiution is illegal. Stings are a very common way to arrest and convict them.

[devour]

if slipstream had a vagina he would be more widely accepted, regardless of immaturity or attention seeking

there are enough examples within this community