The Petition to ban Slipstream from the forums.

[acolyte_to_jippity]

Obviously my life is not like that, where on earth did you come up with those ideas from anyway? Personal experiences? That does seem the most likely place since you have never met me and no nothing about me personally. Hmm, I don't understand the cop in disguise part, what would that have to do with anything. If you're going to insult me at least make it realistic.

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wow. i didn't expect that one to go over your head. see, i'm implying that your mom stands on corners and propositions men for sex, and that she is always hoping the next guy to pull up that she offers her (lets be honest here, low-quality) services is not an undercover cop, thus making her go to jail.

[slipstream]

Who is this michelle anyway. Some nub that bought admin? Seen her on the servers like twice for very short times. So based on that, she obviously has no fucking clue about anything and is just hopping on the band wagon. Or is this ibis' secret troll that has been sicked on me? LOL, either way she fails.

acolyte_to_jippity, stay in school buddy, just take wassabi as the example as to why you should. If you're going to write anything, make sure it makes sense, or people will think you're an idiot like I am sure people do of wasabi, but are too "nice" to tell him to his face.

[Carmichal]

My advice to you is to count your losses, and move the fuck on. I'm not a troll I'm just pointing out what you're to stupid to realize. If you are banned from the servers why would you stay on the forums?

[Blackmage]

Which means she's seen you two times, ergo, you're a nub too? Or just that you "obviously ha(ve) no fucking clue about anything". You and I have seen each other zero times in server, I believe. What does that make us, or even just me? Logic, you don't make it. I say this, because, believe it or not, I HAVE seen you. Welcome to "internet forums". You have posted, and these posts shape perceptions of you, and help people figure out what you are, and know how to deal with you accordingly.

On your other point, you're saying that if you can't be understood the whole time in one medium, you are perceived as an idiot? While this is somewhat correct, there's a SLIGHT problem. It's the following, what matters ISN'T perception, it's the reality of the situation. In any case, you've proved that you can't even understand simple English in the past, so that would make everyone an idiot in your eyes? Anyway, the ability to get your point across is much more important than the ability to make your point look pretty, when you're not dealing with certain topics. There's a reason chatspeak is as popular as it is.

Michelle: I can think of a number of possible reasons. Attention, trolling, doesn't realize he's lost, thinks anything he says is worth listening to.

[slipstream]

Blackmage, you are trying too hard to come across as intelligent.

[Blackmage]

I'm sorry, who was it that is calling others idiot and correcting their punctuation? Who plays word games? Oh, but that's right, you're not trying to be intelligent, otherwise, why would you make so many blatantly obvious mistakes, and even making your own punctuation mistakes?

So I guess, I'm sorry for showing you what a school education can be used for. I'm sorry for making coherent responses, which seem to leave you unable to respond in any way other than slander. I'm sorry for giving you the benefit of the doubt that you actually had more intelligence than you were showing. Will you forgive me?

FYI, if I was just TRYING, I know how to use a thesaurus.

[slipstream]

FYI, if I was just TRYING, I know how to use a thesaurus.

Fail?
Go read some of wassabi's posts, he is a giant tool and has no concept of punctuation and that one thing he wrote recently made absolutely no sense.

You might be able to piece together a sentence properly, but you are not saying anything that couldn't be said in a few words. So much about nothing, and that is where the "TRYING" part comes in. You wouldn't have needed an explanation if you were as smart as me.

[Jiggy]

lol ok this is how i take your imature shit one go back to school how know wounder u have no friends and no one likes your stupid ass anyways thats why your making everyone in ibis community annoyed with it because you have a negative stupid fucked up mind your a fuckin asshat

[Rosie]

I have mixed emotions on this topic. While of course a large part of my being wants to rid the forums of this fucktard; a portion of me will miss these heartfelt conversations. Does anyone else feel the same way? I almost think that the forums need an idiotic troll every now and again. By allowing him to stay we are in a way building rapport. It is kind of like "The enemy of my enemy, is my friend". by allowing us all to have one point in which to vent, we get along better with each other.

Nah I am just fucking with you. Boot the little whiney ass fucktard. And when you do if we could insure that his Steam ID is included in a "Finally the bitch is gone" thread. That way whenever someone on another server Googles his ID, they will have a reference that explains their anger.

An just for you Slip I will write this last bit with no punctuation- I hope it makes you pull out your red pen that your 5th grade teacher touched you with in a naughty way- and scribble on your monitor.

Deuces +1

[Blackmage]

It's a fail to respond to your point and show how it's wrong? Alright.

As for Wassabi's last post, let's take it and add punctuation.

STFU, Slip. I think you have mental problems. Yes, they should ban you from the forums. All u do is cause problems. Get ur head outta ur ass and act mature.

Or his other recent post:

Hey, Slip, there u go with ur stupid shit again. GTFO, no one likes u. Get on my level.

Hey look, all I did was add punctuation and it makes sense. Granted that last sentence is an "in-comment/slang". Otherwise, you're saying you know what is missing, and you couldn't figure it out. This is a VERY good way of showing just how smart you are. As you probably won't be able to figure out what THAT means, it means you are NOT very smart.

Okay, so you've clarified what you meant by "trying". Being clear, and responding to points made is "trying to sound smart"? But, then you also say using too few words makes you a giant tool? Would you care to let me know how many words are allowed? Or even better, rewrite one of my previous posts without removing anything I said, making it ambiguous in any way or changing the tone.

I guess I COULD have just said it with "You: Wrong".

I'm also afraid that "as smart as you" is a slight misnomer, as that sentence suggests that you are smarter than myself, something that you have done nothing but try to disprove. If you ARE suggesting you want me to dumb down to your level, well, I'm sorry, I see no need to "understand" what you see from there.

Rosie: But, I enjoy writing up responses like this which get the other person to ignore them and just try to use lies and slander to prove their point