Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

After reading this thread it makes me feel better that when the Zombie Plague does come, there will be alot more food for me, because you're all too stupid to survive longer than a few days.



Good job fuckhead. the 2,000,000 other people who live by you defiantly haven't thought about that place at all, I'm sure you'll be the only one who shows up there. And I'm glad your experieces playing Fallout have given you enough knowledge of wind patterns and half-life decay to survive a nuclear explosion, I'm sure that water of yours wont be affected at all either.



Cunt. you've got what, 5-10 shells? You know you're gonna fuck up reloading because the smell of you shitting your pants has distracted you.




I hope you brought your trusty camel with you, Jizz Stain! or do you think your shitty car will make it even out of your neighborhood. Lets not use one reliable weapon, no! lets bring six! I hope you fall in a pool and drown.



Shut the fuck up.



Few things are impossible, like you not dieing horribly. suppressed weapon, great idea! No one will hear shit, then after 30 shots you'll have an awesome paperweight! 5 bucks says you'll end up cutting your own hard off at some point, you uncoordinated fuck.

Nice knowing you cunts.

I cant wait to beat your lifeless animated corpse with a baseball bat.

Also, to expand on maynards argument. Not just any boat will due, if you go for a boat, a sail boat is your beat bet as it is not dependant on fuel.

But honestly, with how mainstream the zombie thing is, I don't see this ever happening. If you were in downtown New your and saw some crazy person bite a guy, fall to the ground, then get back upvall lifeless like... Any level headed person would smash it in the head.