Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

[Pl@YwithM3]

ffs, a shotgun is one of the WORST weapons you could use to survive in a zombie apocalypse

http://www.ibisgaming.com/zm_stats/weapon.php?id=2

i respectfully dissagree

[taz1stP]

i see all kinds of holes with a 1 way in and 1 way out the biggest is what happens if some nut job (penis) were to find a grenade and chucks it at a zombie trying to go into your one way in way and ur stuck no way out u run out of food and ur dead. see the best thing would to hide some where like an attic with the pull down stairs and once ur up there pull up the stairs and make a hole in the floor so u can see whats below u and a window to the outside start a garden and just live up there. if u ever where to need anything else u have a way out and its always going to be safe b/c zombies are tards.

[maynard]

a big boat you could be comfortable on and store enough food for 3-6 months would be the absolute best thing 2 do.. getting off land = winning.

[taz1stP]

but if u were in like the middle of the u.s. and cant get to the sea/water then my idea would probably be one of the best things.
or this idea use Mr. Toots(Mr. Toots is a magical rainbow farting unicorn)

[maynard]

I guess living on the west coast I never thought of that... that aside, if you live in the mid, I still think holding up some where for 3-6 months would be best... the less moving around the better. as time goes on the zombies will either die from not eating, or just decompose and become mush as they are still just human skin and bone.

in the movies people are always like "WE GOTTA GET SOME WHERE!" they never just fucking stay put... dawn of the dead (newer 1) ... they were held up in a fucking mall with shatter proof glass... they were like in 5 star zombie survival hotel basically and they walk away from that shit over a fucking dog and some dude who is starving on the roof.... which is probably why they all died... either way.

[taz1stP]

hell if ur smart just go with everyone else and hold up at walmart they must have a zombie survival kit there and i mean they have everything u need just need to barricade it up.

[๖ReS]

Suppressed Ruger 10/22 with 7-10, 25 or 30 round magazines, magazine speed loader.

Ideally an EOtech, because that shit last for a looong time and is extremely rugged, but most models you'll find are lolsepnsive, so any 40+ dollar red dot(magnified optics are user choice), buy spare batteries whatever you do!

Over 9000 rounds of users choice ammunition. Remember, if you use sub-sonic the only sound your weapon will make is the drop of the hammer and the cycle of the action! (.22 is also light as shit fuck)

A god damn machete. 20+ inches long | This or an entrenching shovel. Sharpened edge.

Good solid pair of gloves, forearm bracers - leather preferably.

A mask, make your own mother fucker it's the end of the world. However that zombie goop may or may not be splattered on your or in your direction, so better to cover those open orifices.

Boots. Because curb stomping.

A sheath knife, 6+ inches long, non serrated.

Medkit - Broad term, and contents are up to the person.

Water sterilization kit, and food.

As much water as you can carry.

Don't stay in one place for more than a day, the horde will find you, and they will overwhelm you.

Also to those who say it's 'impossible' for something remotely like this to happen is a silly person, few things are impossible.

Imagine if the Rabies virus mutated and didn't destroy the hosts brain as quickly, and just left them a rabid, angry, and rather sick human being. Sorta like 28 Days Later kind of shit where you just want to bite everyone.