Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

[maynard]

free pro tip: fiction.

[Penis シ]

Free protracter. (ONLY MEASURES AT 45 DEGREES): Friction.

[maynard]

logically in the event of this fictional debate the smartest thing 2 do would be hold up on a boat, or a real nice bomb shelter for 3-6 months. if they are your typical walking dead, over that amount of time their bodies would break down due 2 the elements.... that and being dead. people always act like surviving zombie shit has 2 be some Uber big shoot out run and gun type deal when it really doesn't lol. all you need 2 do is hold up, and wait it out. Granted the majority of people obviously don't have a big nice boat, or somewhere they could safely hold up for a large amount of time... but I assumed if you really feared zombies or were some kind of uber zombie fan you would have something already in the works 2 protect yourself in the event of this.

[Carmichal]

Oh boo if there is a zombie apocalypse I would go down in glory!! The only reason CDC put stuff like that up is because stupid people will click it, and read their shit on how to prepare for an emergency.

You got to educate stupid people too...

[Rosie]

There is a large cavern about 10 miles from my house. One way in, and one way out. being subterrainian would suck, but it has a spring water supply and could easily be defended. It is also speculate dthat nuclear fallout would not penetrate the cavern because of the entrance location. So when China goes apeshit and lauches the armagedon, I could wait it out.

James you really need to upgrade the Rem. 770 for a 700. I have had both and the quality is worlds apart.

[Pl@YwithM3]

ffs, a shotgun is one of the WORST weapons you could use to survive in a zombie apocalypse

http://www.ibisgaming.com/zm_stats/weapon.php?id=2

i respectfully dissagree

[taz1stP]

i see all kinds of holes with a 1 way in and 1 way out the biggest is what happens if some nut job (penis) were to find a grenade and chucks it at a zombie trying to go into your one way in way and ur stuck no way out u run out of food and ur dead. see the best thing would to hide some where like an attic with the pull down stairs and once ur up there pull up the stairs and make a hole in the floor so u can see whats below u and a window to the outside start a garden and just live up there. if u ever where to need anything else u have a way out and its always going to be safe b/c zombies are tards.

[maynard]

a big boat you could be comfortable on and store enough food for 3-6 months would be the absolute best thing 2 do.. getting off land = winning.

[taz1stP]

but if u were in like the middle of the u.s. and cant get to the sea/water then my idea would probably be one of the best things.
or this idea use Mr. Toots(Mr. Toots is a magical rainbow farting unicorn)

[maynard]

I guess living on the west coast I never thought of that... that aside, if you live in the mid, I still think holding up some where for 3-6 months would be best... the less moving around the better. as time goes on the zombies will either die from not eating, or just decompose and become mush as they are still just human skin and bone.

in the movies people are always like "WE GOTTA GET SOME WHERE!" they never just fucking stay put... dawn of the dead (newer 1) ... they were held up in a fucking mall with shatter proof glass... they were like in 5 star zombie survival hotel basically and they walk away from that shit over a fucking dog and some dude who is starving on the roof.... which is probably why they all died... either way.