TurboFAP Deserves an Award

[Kamikazii]

i'm no psych major but i think you just proved my point...

I have an IQ of 191, every aptitude test I've taken in my life (and there was quite a bit of testing when I was younger) placed me past the measurable portion of the test (typically the top 0.0001% or top 0.000001% dependent upon the precision of the test in question), I spend the bulk of my time working on physics experiments, own 2 companies, am about to release (later this year) an electrical energy storage solution that makes the best batteries on the market look like balloons and wash-clothes. I know how to attain immortality (real, physical immortality, not that spiritual hippy or political "remember me" garbage) and have solved the unified field theory (hint: there's no fucking Higgs). I am proficient in 13 spoken languages, work above the typical "expert" level in 28 programming languages, independently discovered differential calculus at age 4 and I play games and troll in my relatively rare bits of downtime - often as an extreme asshole as I never get to be one in real life. Due to the plethora of psych exams I underwent as a child, I studied the subject in detail: I am a self-indulgent ego-maniac with Asperger syndrome who knows damn well the average Human is a fucking chimp in a mockery of Human flesh and due to the fucking dismal outlook I have on finding an equal to be friends with in my natural lifespan I take great joy in bringing about just a little bit of hatred for the retarded knowing that ultimately it feeds the peer pressure they experience and helps motivate them to be a little more than they are. My self image is very much in check.

MICHELLE!!! where's she at when you need her...

She was sending me anti-homophobic PMs on here a bit ago (in spite of the statement that I was being an inflammatory bastard to that guy because he kept spraying cocks all over the sever and considering I didn't have the means to ban, making him ragequit was the only mechanism by which I could have controlled the situation).

[Meltdown]

I have an IQ of 191, every aptitude test I've taken in my life (and there was quite a bit of testing when I was younger) placed me past the measurable portion of the test (typically the top 0.0001% or top 0.000001% dependent upon the precision of the test in question), I spend the bulk of my time working on physics experiments, own 2 companies, am about to release (later this year) an electrical energy storage solution that makes the best batteries on the market look like balloons and wash-clothes. I know how to attain immortality (real, physical immortality, not that spiritual hippy or political "remember me" garbage) and have solved the unified field theory (hint: there's no fucking Higgs). I am proficient in 13 spoken languages, work above the typical "expert" level in 28 programming languages, independently discovered differential calculus at age 4 and I play games and troll in my relatively rare bits of downtime - often as an extreme asshole as I never get to be one in real life. Due to the plethora of psych exams I underwent as a child, I studied the subject in detail: I am a self-indulgent ego-maniac with Asperger syndrome who knows damn well the average Human is a fucking chimp in a mockery of Human flesh and due to the fucking dismal outlook I have on finding an equal to be friends with in my natural lifespan I take great joy in bringing about just a little bit of hatred for the retarded knowing that ultimately it feeds the peer pressure they experience and helps motivate them to be a little more than they are. My self image is very much in check.

She was sending me anti-homophobic PMs on here a bit ago (in spite of the statement that I was being an inflammatory bastard to that guy because he kept spraying cocks all over the sever and considering I didn't have the means to ban, making him ragequit was the only mechanism by which I could have controlled the situation).

I sounds like you have IQ from less then 70, no offend but the way you talk you don't sound too intelligent

[Kamikazii]

I sounds like you have IQ from less then 70, no offend but the way you talk you don't sound too intelligent

“It says on your chart you’re fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.“

[Sin]

“It says on your chart you’re fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.“

Hahaha! I loved that movie. Luke Wilson is one of my fav actors. Old School is a classic!

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Lolololol

[Jackie Marlow]

“It says on your chart you’re fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.“

Hahahaha

[brett friggin favre]

disregarding the hilarity of your previous post, i don't care if your iq is 9001, you can still be a nutjob. in fact at that point it's really a sure thing.

also, you do all that stuff, running 2 companies...physics experiments...iq of 191...and yet you're a terrible admin and you play on zombie mod? yes, yes you are absolutely insane.

[Carmichal]

HOORAY AN IDIOT, and also an idiot spewing out bull shit I know about . Please wait for me to shove his words back in anally.

[Carmichal]

The only way someone like you could of gotten a 191 IQ is if you took a test on a scam site. You know the one's that tell you you're a genius in order to make you pay money for an actual score. Which if you believed that then you're fucking stupid.

The Highest IQ ever scored was by Marilyn vos Savant with 228. HOWEVER! That is a mental status ratio IQ used for children, where if she was scored as an adult it would be just about 185. Now as you sit there crying cause you're a bitter virgin, wasting away in your own bath of grease and sweat, I want you to think how stupid I just made you look .

P.S suck my cock homophobe, there's a lot better ways of controlling some one than to use homophobic slurs. Which is why I think you have an IQ of 70, since you have no problem solving skills, and that's what a lot of test are based on.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

The only way someone like you could of gotten a 191 IQ is if you took a test on a scam site. You know the one's that tell you you're a genius in order to make you pay money for an actual score. Which if you believed that then you're fucking stupid.

The Highest IQ ever scored was by Marilyn vos Savant with 228. HOWEVER! That is a mental status ratio IQ used for children, where if she was scored as an adult it would be just about 185. Now as you sit there crying cause you're a bitter virgin, wasting away in your own bath of grease and sweat, I want you to think how stupid I just made you look .

P.S suck my cock homophobe, there's a lot better ways of controlling some one than to use homophobic slurs. Which is why I think you have an IQ of 70, since you have no problem solving skills, and that's what a lot of test are based on.

Dont double post, i consume souls as well ya know!

p.s. that must mean the one im currently holding in my hands that says 179 is actually a lie? What a waste of 600$