Mafia Game: The Donner Party

[minjae]

Unvote

That was a shitload of reading. Thank you.
Cyber's off...I'm number one suspect of being SK?
Funny. Too funny.

Vote Cyber

[hoshiro-]

Minj you've always been suspicious to me... Way too suspicious...

[Sin]

Was waiting for that.

UNVOTE

[minjae]

This is a mind fuck. I don't know who's who. Everyone could be fucking lying.
For all we know, cyber could be mafia, killed a dietician, and now false claiming, and/or he's trying to out the real dietician.

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Was waiting for that.

UNVOTE

Was waiting for someone to vote cyber? So now I look like mafia/SK?

Fuck that, I'll hard claim if you fuckers really think I'm scum.
We need to stop pointing fingers at fucking townies.

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My brain hurts from trying to figure out who's mafia/SK.

[Sin]

I was waiting for you to sheep my vote.

[minjae]

I am sheep, I'll admit it, but I'm not mafia/SK.
Anyone who accuses me of so, I will see as mafia/SK.

I also voted cyber, not cause you voted him, because I find it fishy as to why he all of a sudden knows how to play, when before he said he had no input because of no flavor texts and such. Now he comes swooping in with all this information?
I unvoted hosh because he is town. At least I hope so, seeing how he voted for himself.
Shows he really doesn't care if he gets lynched. Which is dumb because we need every single town-sided person possible.

[Sin]

Or he didn't care because he feels his mafia partner can handle the rest of the game by himself, or because his partner told him to sacrifice himself since his partner was on the vote wagon, and would seem less likely to be a suspect.

WIFOM.

[hoshiro-]

or i meant it as a joke, and was going to unvote myself right afterwards

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ass is still the most suspicious person for me, other than some random superficial votes here and there he doesnt really say much

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my gut is telling me that cyber may be right though so im waiting on what you guys want to do

[minjae]

Unvote

FUCKING WIFOM

[Assassin]

I honestly have no idea who is who anymore. I think Mikeys in the clear, I think sin is in the clear. Hosh probably is, but is on my maybe list. Minj and Cyber seem very suspect to me. I'm of course a townie.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

why in the name of all that is holy would i make carnivore jokes?
i was saying "Healthy" and all kinds of diet shit.

that being said.
ur entire gameplay's pissing me off now.

If i've ever thought u were town. it's out of the picture now.

The problem is that i cannot confirm my suspicions unless this way.

Sin, i dont trust u , but u have to focus here for a second. There's a chance mikey's the SK and he's been pretending to be VIG all game bcos we can't confirm or deny that... because even if i investigate him, he will come up carnivor either for being SK or being vig...
The ONLY WAY to confirm this now
except 1 way.

ROLEBLOCKER.
I changed my mind.
We NEED to lynch blade.
Roleblocker. Block mikey. I don't give a damn, even if he IS the vig, he shouldn't be killing shit at all at night anyway.
the sk NEEDS to kill someoen, the vig doesn't. and mikey im sorry but i lost faith in u and u seem to be full of urself, making ppl claim left and right and then never outright say what u are.

MIKEY.ARE YOU or are you NOT the vig? say it. say it with every fiber of ur body.
Assassin tried to claim PR earlier and then backed bcos he was trying to protect u , but u never actually fully CC'd him. u just baited him to back down knowing he's not the vig bcos u killed him right? so this way if he didn't back u'd have him lynchedi nstead later.
But u never fully claimed. CLAIM NOW. mafia or sk can only kill 1 of us if we block right.

Lynch blade now, roleblocker, block mikey.
if someone else dies, than we know who to look at , i will investigate someone random and clear someone tomorrow.



i dont trsut anyone in this game anymore. u're all scummy to me actually.

This is stupid. Like i said, we should follow the plan i layed out last night.
Your digging your hole even deeper.

[BladeTwinSwords]

At this point my primary suspects are Minj, Hosh, Ass, and Trig. Cyber is Dietician, Mikey is probably Vig, Sin is Town, Phil and me are both VT. I am unsure as to RB.

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My role is PSY, Tasty Vanilla Town. Apparently Nemesis REALLY likes making me the fucking Asian guy.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

stupid face... thjere is no tasty townies in this set up so your role cant say tasty vanilla townie.

[Passarelli]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY

[SCRIBBLE]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

someone start another game

[BladeTwinSwords]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

someone start another game

Ill make one as soon as I get home.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Ill make one as soon as I get home.

i have a game sign up thread up already. Feel free to sign up breh. This way i can murder you you slimey maf you.

[SCRIBBLE]

Ill make one as soon as I get home.

make one alongside mikey's

[BladeTwinSwords]

make one alongside mikey's

Yep, I want to have multiple games going on.

[hoshiro-]

3 games at once

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

ok, everyone unvote and vote for who THEY want to vote for. Time now.
Dont over think it, just fucking vote.

Place a god damn vote.

[hoshiro-]

vote ass

[BladeTwinSwords]

Unvote

Vote Ass

[Sin]

Vote Blade

[hoshiro-]

unvote

vote blade

[CYBER]

Unvote.
Vote: blade.

U guys have blade in the crossbars, my job about the mafia is done. Next stop the sk:
Mikey, claim fully since everyone believes u are the vig when u still didn't say it flat out..
You forced a claim out of me.

And ur night crap has made me question the possibility that the real vig is dead and that mikey is an SK pretending to be the vig he ate.
Hopefully we get some information.

The vig doesn't need to kill tonight if he's truly in game if blade was mafia
So roleblocker, block mikey or minjae or sin, tomorrow if I am not dead, i will clear another player or convict another. So if we Lynch them, we will get info about the cannibals (happy sin? I just thought the word was carnivore all game. Sue me.)


Seriously tho, whoever is town needs to stop looking scummy. (looking at u mikey and sin.)

Sin I have been trying to sort claim FOR u since post 407 where u kindly asked the dietitian to be creative. I get creative and then u completely omit the very next few posts explaining that I'm a dietitian and that pass was a cannibal or carnivore or wtvr the fuck it's called.

Mikry. Ur gambits have alllllllll failed until this point. So if u rly are a vig lay back this night ffs so we don't lose too many players).
If I die bcos of ur shit mikey I'm gonna get real pissed).


We are going after each others throats and just suspecting me is a fucking retarded play. I tried being less obvious of a target all game by pulling a Nemesis and trying to get some good reads first before ppl see me as a threat. (i was very busy still, but it worked out for my role to be passive a bit). Because last thing I wanted was to be seen as a town leader early and get killed off like I'm presuming will happen tonight.
And then u guys never caught the hints and mikey either went full tard or playing an interesting SK gambit from the start, which might explain why he said earlier that the SK isn't a priority, mafia is, when a vig who killed a mafia member would know that there's only one mafia and that it could strongly be blade.




Mikey I will ask this once. Everyone thinks u are the vig right? Who did u kill? Pass or scribble? And if so, what was the person u killed, like fully claim the person u killed. NOW. Name, alias, role, side, mafia or not etc. Claim it all before someone walks u this night unless u dnt wanna dig ur SK hole deeper?

[Trigger Unhappy]

Finally, Vote Blade

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Unvote.
Vote: blade.

U guys have blade in the crossbars, my job about the mafia is done. Next stop the sk:
Mikey, claim fully since everyone believes u are the vig when u still didn't say it flat out..
You forced a claim out of me.

And ur night crap has made me question the possibility that the real vig is dead and that mikey is an SK pretending to be the vig he ate.
Hopefully we get some information.

The vig doesn't need to kill tonight if he's truly in game if blade was mafia
So roleblocker, block mikey or minjae or sin, tomorrow if I am not dead, i will clear another player or convict another. So if we Lynch them, we will get info about the cannibals (happy sin? I just thought the word was carnivore all game. Sue me.)


Seriously tho, whoever is town needs to stop looking scummy. (looking at u mikey and sin.)

Sin I have been trying to sort claim FOR u since post 407 where u kindly asked the dietitian to be creative. I get creative and then u completely omit the very next few posts explaining that I'm a dietitian and that pass was a cannibal or carnivore or wtvr the fuck it's called.

Mikry. Ur gambits have alllllllll failed until this point. So if u rly are a vig lay back this night ffs so we don't lose too many players).
If I die bcos of ur shit mikey I'm gonna get real pissed).


We are going after each others throats and just suspecting me is a fucking retarded play. I tried being less obvious of a target all game by pulling a Nemesis and trying to get some good reads first before ppl see me as a threat. (i was very busy still, but it worked out for my role to be passive a bit). Because last thing I wanted was to be seen as a town leader early and get killed off like I'm presuming will happen tonight.
And then u guys never caught the hints and mikey either went full tard or playing an interesting SK gambit from the start, which might explain why he said earlier that the SK isn't a priority, mafia is, when a vig who killed a mafia member would know that there's only one mafia and that it could strongly be blade.




Mikey I will ask this once. Everyone thinks u are the vig right? Who did u kill? Pass or scribble? And if so, what was the person u killed, like fully claim the person u killed. NOW. Name, alias, role, side, mafia or not etc. Claim it all before someone walks u this night unless u dnt wanna dig ur SK hole deeper?

Did i tell you to fucking speak? NO
Just vote

P.s. the roleblocker is dead nimwit

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and no, you are wrong.. gambits all failed? Incorrect.

YOU were the dumbass who insisted on deflecting. All you had to do was answer a stupid fucking question.. "who currently dead, do you think was maf" Why? Because i was getting the role read on you and had figured sin was SK all along.
Had you said pass.. like you eventually said. I would have let it go and never even voted for you. Your ominous behavior and deflecting, encouraged me to keep pushing.

[Trigger Unhappy]

Did i tell you to fucking speak? NO
Just vote

P.s. the roleblocker is dead nimwit

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and no, you are wrong.. gambits all failed? Incorrect.

YOU were the dumbass who insisted on deflecting. All you had to do was answer a stupid fucking question.. "who currently dead, do you think was maf" Why? Because i was getting the role read on you and had figured sin was SK all along.
Had you said pass.. like you eventually said. I would have let it go and never even voted for you. Your ominous behavior and deflecting, encouraged me to keep pushing.

actually.. Unvote

Vote Minjae

Blade, why are you pushing everyone to vote without voting yourself?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

cyber, i pity you, i truly do. It is no fault of your own that your mother was the way she was. It was her choice because scribble was obviously Cybers Mom, the town slut - Roleblocker

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actually.. Unvote

Vote Minjae

Blade, why are you pushing everyone to vote without voting yourself?

Blade did vote...

[Trigger Unhappy]

Lol I called you Blade... I was asking why you Mikey hadnt voted yet.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Cyber, SK is not priority until we can confirm that we are not up against 2 remaining mafia members right now.... There numbers will crush us. Like, i dont understand why its so fucking hard to use your brain. Nothing you say makes a lick of sense and you never soft claimed. You were being a little bitch and wouldn't answer my fucking question.

If there is a 6 alive and 3 of those people are sk and maf.. town losses. How do you not fucking understand this?

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Lol I called you Blade... I was asking why you Mikey hadnt voted yet.

Do you seriously suspect me right now?
This will be used later for refrence. By having people vote for who they truly fos, we can take it and look back at whether or not the have been consistent or if there vote now was just wagon.
Then again, it is useless, as with most of the tricks up my sleeve because none of you people can think for your damn selves and the supposed "veterans" get butt hurt when they are questioned about shit they say.

[Trigger Unhappy]

Umm I think my question was legitimate.. If you are town which I think you are, why wouldnt you try to lead a vote against who you suspect? Why not vote?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Lets lynch blade. Not because i think we should but because well, its a wagon right? I cant think for myself or make general conclusions without the need for anothers approval. So wth right.

Also, through all my time playing Mafia and ranked mafia, if there is one thing iv learned that stands true, even to this day... its that over analyzing shit leads to failure.

Vote Blade

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Umm I think my question was legitimate.. If you are town which I think you are, why wouldnt you try to lead a vote against who you suspect? Why not vote?

Because the purpose here isnt to lead a fucking wagon! Its to log a random array of fosses and responses via votes. A lynch was not the goal here.

Also, to actually for realz answer your question about the asking for roleblocker thing...
Well another failed attempt because 90% of you have no idea how to fake claims.

I was hoping someone would out as role blocker, being that i was the mother fucker who killed the role blocker, id be able to pin a fucking maf or SK lynch.

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also, if blade ends up being maf
Im shooting sin tonight.

If sin is alive tmrw, he is SK
If sin dies, and is SK town wins
If sin dies, and we go into day 3
Sin was town.

This is ofc, assuming cyber is telling the truth.

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if blade is not mafia. Im killing cyber.

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also, For most of you. Look up the term dumbtelling.

Read it, learn it, understand it. Its makes these games so fucking frustrating. Vets and people have experience, have a hard time determining the difference between being a fucking idgit or using dumbtells to skate by as anti town.
That is why i think it would be best if from this game forwards we start playing as equals. No more of this bullshit "vets vs newbs" crap. If you have a legitimate question of game mechanics and theory. dont ask in a live game. Post that shit in the chat room.

[Trigger Unhappy]

Can we get a vote count? Are we at l-1?

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Can we get a vote count? Are we at l-1?

its L-1

[Trigger Unhappy]

You're not my real mom.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

i lied, ill be killing you tonight trigg

[Trigger Unhappy]

You think I'm sk?

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Either way, feel free to, once blade turns up mafia, town should be in good shape them to win.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

You think I'm sk?

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Either way, feel free to, once blade turns up mafia, town should be in good shape them to win.

If your certain he is mafia, why dont you hammer?

Im not going to shoot you.

[Trigger Unhappy]

I thought you said we werent ready to lynch.. the whole point was to get FOS...

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

I thought you said we werent ready to lynch.. the whole point was to get FOS...

no.. thats not what i said. Its for a record to reference back to in the next day.
However, it wouldn't hurt to wait for the remaining players to participate.

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ok, iv been doing some thinking. Cyber smells like crusty anus. will elaborate in a min

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Ok what im about to say is all hypothetical. Pending the result from a lynch.
If maf is lynched we can presume that cyber was in fact telling the truth, either me or cyber will die. Fine. I will take a shot because town can afford it.

If our lynchee is not maf and cyber does not die. Like i stated, he is lying and is using his kill on pass to bus himself as a dietician. There is no other reason cyber would deflect SO fucking hard when being asked simple non revealing questions like i was.
Cyber is either not as good as i originally suspected or he is bussing himself under the guise of dietician. Which is also really stupid because if he dosnt die tonight (because if maf survive they will surly hit cyber the "dietician"), he will be lynched the following day.

However, i recall at the begining of this day when i predicted that a mafia was killed and SK was hit by maf. It is the only explanation for why we only had 2 deaths.... unless for some stupid reason... i dont know.. sk or maf no killed...
If one of the factions no killed.. i give up on this game.

[BladeTwinSwords]

Unvote

Vote Blade

Im not the mafia. Im the SK you stupid fuckwads. You all dont need to find the mafia because BOTH were dead Night 1. Vig killed Scrib and I killed Pass. I gave up the moment I figured it out.

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I told you all that mafia doesnt stand a chance and it clearly shows. I only acted scummy out of sheer boredom because you worthless faggots play it by the books. The ONLY good town are Cyber and Sin. The rest of you all believe anything that is thrown at you all.

[CYBER]

no.. thats not what i said. Its for a record to reference back to in the next day.
However, it wouldn't hurt to wait for the remaining players to participate.

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ok, iv been doing some thinking. Cyber smells like crusty anus. will elaborate in a min

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Ok what im about to say is all hypothetical. Pending the result from a lynch.
If maf is lynched we can presume that cyber was in fact telling the truth, either me or cyber will die. Fine. I will take a shot because town can afford it.

If our lynchee is not maf and cyber does not die. Like i stated, he is lying and is using his kill on pass to bus himself as a dietician. There is no other reason cyber would deflect SO fucking hard when being asked simple non revealing questions like i was.
Cyber is either not as good as i originally suspected or he is bussing himself under the guise of dietician. Which is also really stupid because if he dosnt die tonight (because if maf survive they will surly hit cyber the "dietician"), he will be lynched the following day.

However, i recall at the begining of this day when i predicted that a mafia was killed and SK was hit by maf. It is the only explanation for why we only had 2 deaths.... unless for some stupid reason... i dont know.. sk or maf no killed...
If one of the factions no killed.. i give up on this game.


dude u keep proving me that u're a fucking retard. even PASSERELLI, the goddamn DEAD PERSON, laughed so hard because he understood what i posted, and u still didnt

When you fucking asked me who do u think was mafia, i ANSWERED EVERY FUCKING TIME U FUCKING ILLITERATE CUNTNIGGER.

First time i told u :
:mexican::popcorn: WHICH IS IN FACT : Mexican Popcorn. I was referring back to the fucking guy in this thread to whom the "popcorn" conversation originated from : PASSERELLI, the mexican.


Then u asked again, i SPELLED IT OUT FOR U u fucking retard sack of cumswabs.

Then u asked me a THIRD time, and i hinted at you that I was hoping pass would be a trusted person, and a dietitian would look up a person that is able to catch all sorts of clues. and that i was happy he was dead after the fact, again implying that pass's result didn't come out right.

Then i reposted AGAIN, saying that although i wish scribble was the mafia, i don't think he was anymore and i think pass was the guy...

and then i SPELLED IT OUT FOR U AGAIN SAYING WORD FOR WORD that pass was a fucking cannibal.

THEN u asked AGAIN if he was mafia, and i told u : I CANNOT TELL IF HE WAS A MAFIA OR NOT. I can only guess if he was a cannibal or not.


SO in other words, stop fucking feeding wrong information : I Did NOT dodge your question. I TRIED to fucking be subtle about it because i didn't wanna fucking claim cop at that point, but u kept proving me that ur mom should have fucking swallowed u instead from conception.


So get it through ur fucking skull. I AM THE FUCKING DIETITIAN. u are a retard and will always be a retard no matter how many motivational posters u hang above your crapper. And finally, I say AGAIN: I DID NOT INVESTIGATE BLADE.\


I. DID. NOT. INVESTIGATE. BLADE.
I DO NOT KNOW FOR 100% FACT that blade is mafia.
I SAID I AM ALMOST .... ALMOSt.

ALMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTTT... 90% sure based on me OWN METAING because of my knowlege of pass's cannibalism NOT because of MY FUCKING ROLE.
YOU could help me predict it better if u actualyl fucking answer the questions asked to u .


YOU ARE THE ONE DODGING MIKEY. NOT ME.


NOW ANSWER this fucking question mikey:

YOU SAY u are the vig??? WHO DID YOU SHOOT? SCRIBBLE OR PASS? and when u killed them what did their role fucking SAY.
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION.
You see, for all i know passerelli was the vig, and u were the SK and killed him off and u're pretending to be the vig now.

And with that logic, that would make it 2 mafia alive today, instead of one.

So how about u answer the question: if u were the one who killed pass: what was he? I WANT TO KNOW NOW.

unvote.

Vote mikey until that cumslurper answers my goddamn questions.

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Unvote

Vote Blade

Im not the mafia. Im the SK you stupid fuckwads. You all dont need to find the mafia because BOTH were dead Night 1. Vig killed Scrib and I killed Pass. I gave up the moment I figured it out.

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I told you all that mafia doesnt stand a chance and it clearly shows. I only acted scummy out of sheer boredom because you worthless faggots play it by the books. The ONLY good town are Cyber and Sin. The rest of you all believe anything that is thrown at you all.


LOL...

and now i laugh at mikey the fucktard who still wont understand how i have been pushing for blade for ages lol...
and inb4 he starts to explain every damn retarded gambit he's done and how it was all calculated..

u're a retard.

peace

also love the "rb please claim part" mikey.
like i told u before , before u went full tard: u were play a bit decent and i SUPPORTED ur roleblock claiming idea, for me it had its own benefits, but for u u were trying to bait out fakers...

but this is not easily doable whis a closed setup like this...

anywho...yes i am the dietitian.
and i was trying not to claim, and from now on, i will just ignore mikey and stop trying to help him, bcos he'll go full tard and vote for me lol..


bie.

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Unvote

Vote Blade

Im not the mafia. Im the SK you stupid fuckwads. You all dont need to find the mafia because BOTH were dead Night 1. Vig killed Scrib and I killed Pass. I gave up the moment I figured it out.


wait this makes no sense:
if scrib was mafai, and vig killed him, and u killed pass
then tha tmeans mikey claiming scribble was mafai makes no sense...


so where is the second mafia.

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GUYS .
if pass and scribble were BOTH mafia as blade says, and blade is sk.and the game DID NOT END

then that means that one of the 2 was the VIG!~!!!!!


and that means mikey is the second mafia!

remember this . he will try to kill me

if the game doesnt end with blade dying after blade said that passa and scribble were both mafia. then that means that mikey is the second one!

i need to think this properly and i will get back to u , but this is in case day ends while i m away

[BladeTwinSwords]

Cyber, you cant fix stupid.

The only reason why SK even wins is because of 1 NK 1RB.

Town is fiercely overpowered compared to mafia.

You people need to think for yourselves.

[CYBER]

ok sry its rly early and im still awake.

so if blade dies, we will get information on who he killed if he was the sk.

blade claims scribble was mafia somehow.. i dnt see how he can get that ifno. mikey says scribble was roleblocker.
if scribble was roleblocker:
and then if passerelli was a vig, that means mikey is mafia.
if pass was a mafia, then there's a chance sin is the mafia, or any of the other ppl that u all scumtagged earlier because there would be 1 more mafia out there.


im gonna go sleep this off. and think about how blade would know scribble was mafia and how mikey says blade was roleblocker....
mmmmmmmm....

mikey if u truly are a vig? and not some mafia? try not to be dumb and shoot me by accident or some shit... theres only so many ways u can fuck this up for town.



unvote. vote blade.
Where my vote belonged from the goddamn start.


i need to sleep after this retardation.

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Cyber, you cant fix stupid.

The only reason why SK even wins is because of 1 NK 1RB.

Town is fiercely overpowered compared to mafia.

You people need to think for yourselves.

i be lolling...
something is not right between u saying that pass and scribble were both mafia when mikey says scribble was rb, and i say pass was either MAFIA/VIG. how did u access that ifno since u're dying nway?


anywho. peace.

[phil.™]

Oh shit.

That's a lynch on blade isn't it?

[Sin]

Cyber, you trying to play "passively" and asking stupid questions and misinformed everyone did nothing but make you a detriment to town.

Voting you was necessary, and I was the only one to do it, but you insisted on overreacting as if you were at L-1 and in danger of being lynched. If you hadn't panicked the way you did, like a fucking noob, I wouldn't have considered you trying to ATE the rest of us and would have just let it slide.

Also I had no intention of getting anyone else lynched aside from Blade. My read on him since Day 1 hasn't changed at all.

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Misinforming*

[Assassin]

unovte
vote blade

[Sin]

weren't at L-1*

[BladeTwinSwords]

It was already a lynch a loooooooooong time ago. Had mafia been alive, I would have tried a little harder but when both Pass and Scrib died Night 1, I knew I was fucked.

What I would like to know is why would the Vig kill Night 1? Imagine if you had hit the Dietician. Even though it was blatantly obvious that Cyber was the Dietician with all of his hints.

[Nemesis]

yay! everyone come see the whiny Asian!

No Dim Sum for you, gook!

Blade, a.k.a Adam Richman, The Cannibal Serial Killer has been lynched. In Blade's room you also find the anally abused corpse of Passarelli, a.k.a Helen Keller, a Mafia Goon.

Don't feel too proud of yourselves, shitboxes!

Night 2 Has Begun

Send me your poorly decided actions.

[BladeTwinSwords]

*I've set it up. Best of Luck*

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

*im actually laughing really fucking hard right now*

[Assassin]

damnit this isn't done yet?

[hoshiro-]

1 more mafia i guess

[Nemesis]

So Blade's dead...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASO_zypdnsQ

Also two more people are now missing:

Mikey

and

Hosh

There are now 6 players left. A majority is 4 (that's one more than 3 Cyber).

Day 3 Has Begun!

[Sin]

Cyber, report. We need another clear.

[hoshiro-]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/49936200.jpg

[Assassin]

I'm confused if we killed the SK, and one mafia is dead, how did two of our people go missing?

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wait nvm, blade killed someone on his way out.

[Sin]

No, Mikey was the Vig, he ate Hoshiro and the last Mafia ate Mikey's asshole like a faggot.

[Sin]

VOTE CYBER

I guess I have to get your attention again.

[minjae]

So clearly both mafias weren't dead like blade said.
Also, sorry, I was afk over the weekend. I even missed the new meme game..I wanted to play that one...:banghead:

I'm thinking either sin or cyber is mafia. And if you sluts are still having suspicions on me, then you guys are dumb fucks.
Don't even try to say "oh, minjae didn't vote for blade" Whether or not I was mafia I would have voted him. I just never got a chance to get on my phone yesterday.

Let's get this done.

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Wait cyber has to be dietician..I'm voting sin

Vote Sin

[phil.™]

Cyber, you got a read for us?

[Assassin]

here cyber cyber cyber...

[Trigger Unhappy]

Min, you probably want to hold your vote until we hear who cyber investigated.

[CYBER]

So clearly both mafias weren't dead like blade said.
Also, sorry, I was afk over the weekend. I even missed the new meme game..I wanted to play that one...:banghead:

I'm thinking either sin or cyber is mafia. And if you sluts are still having suspicions on me, then you guys are dumb fucks.
Don't even try to say "oh, minjae didn't vote for blade" Whether or not I was mafia I would have voted him. I just never got a chance to get on my phone yesterday.

Let's get this done.

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Wait cyber has to be dietician..I'm voting sin

Vote Sin

I am the dietitian. And sin is NOT a cannibal. So he is right now the only confirmed townie. Unvote him.

Now. My sight sets on one of the new ppl.

I investigated pass first night and got a cannibal. Mentioned it many times. Pass was a mafia cannibal. I was right.
I called blade on his scummy suicidal thoughts and that as a town he wouldn't want to make me (the dietitian) waste an investigation on him. He even flat out said himself that he had his suspicions that I was the dietitian from my soft claiming right before he died when he had no reason to lie as he was the lonely SK.

And now I got a clear town read on sin. So whoever still questions me as dietitian, is retarded as fuck because that's just too many dumb shit to call out randomly.
Mikey said scribble was roleblocker. And he killed. Him. Mikey was the vig and got shanked by the last mafia.
And of course mikey the fucking tard couldn't resist but killing another town at night leaving us at a critical scenario, but wtvr I think he did both me and sin a favor since everyone thought I was coaching hoshiro (i wasnt) and sin was focused on hoshiro a lot.

Sin who do u think is the last mafia? I genuinely think it's one for the new ppl, my guess :. Minjae or trigger...

Now here is the interesting part. Is assassin still in game or was he shared some night and I missed it? Bcos i havent heard of him in ages....

I think

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I'm confused if we killed the SK, and one mafia is dead, how did two of our people go missing?

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wait nvm, blade killed someone on his way out.
Nevermind there is assassin. U're a sly dog u, somehow I keep missing ur posts this game... Mmm... Fillers fillers

[Sin]

unvote

vote trigger

[CYBER]

. And if you sluts are still having suspicions on me, then you guys are dumb fucks.
Don't even try to say "oh, minjae didn't vote for blade" Whether or not I was mafia I would have voted him. I just never got a chance to get on my phone yesterday.

Why would we be dumb if we think that u are possibly a mafia? There is no actual proof anywhere that could tell us u ARENT. And in fact u are one of the very prime suspects in BEING the last mafia... So no. We aren't dumb if we still question u, we call this argument of yours is an ad hominem fallacy right there.

And if u strongly believe that u are town, and we missed something? Prove it. Prove it now. Bcos all u have done this game is sheep everything that sin pointed at, and now u pointed immediately at sin with a false ultimatum argument of its either Cyber or sin. Cyber is not mafia so sin has to be. The very first premise was wrong since u used a false exclusion argument when in fact there are other possible premises or candidates out there. Ur conclusion just fell off a wrong initial assumption.


So I'm going to ask u again since u were on my shit list all game: why did u absolutely think it was either me or sin? And not someone else? U got smthn to share?


Sin, i don't have anything else to add, so if ur hunch says trigger I won't deny ur hunch as I have pushed lynched on mine before (blade). And it would only be fair if I trusted in u now as well.

So let Me know if there is smthn I need to look at

[Trigger Unhappy]

We are not in a mislynch situation right? So you could vote for me, Cyber dies at night, and then vote minjae the next night and win? That would leave Assassin, Phil and Sin alive at the end. But if min is not the mafia, that leaves sin to figure out between assassin and Phil.

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wait no, if we miss on minj that means mafia wins.

[minjae]

Unvote

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Hm. Sorry, I went straight to assuming that one of you two were mafia. I had the impression that one of the vets were mafia.
Which I guess it's only pass. So that leaves one of the "newer" ones.

Also, I wasn't "sheeping" all game. I came to my own conclusions as well as sheeping. LOL
But would you like me to hard claim my role? I'm town. Nem was actually really mean in what he wrote my character was.
I'm sure he was to most of you? But yes, he even gave me a useless person...I actually looked her up to see if he was making that shit up or not.
It was indeed true.

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Are we allowed to quote what nem said? I'm just wondering just in case. I'm pretty sure it should be ok right?

[Trigger Unhappy]

Unvote

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Are we allowed to quote what nem said? I'm just wondering just in case. I'm pretty sure it should be ok right?


He was really mean in mine as well. I doube we can cut and paste, but he may allow us to type it out. Nemesis can we get a ruling?

[Nemesis]

You cannot quote a post I've sent you. You can type whatever you want.

[phil.™]

Ass, min or trig. Hmmmm.

We have a 33% shot of hitting mafia.
I say we go with ass.

[CYBER]

vote count please whiteboy?
along with how many votes needed? You know, bcos arabs cant count for shit -.-

[phil.™]

I think the vote count goes as follows:
1 - Trigg (needs 3 more)

Is this correct? Need 4 to lynch?

[CYBER]

im soooooo dead this night -.-
unvote (if i had anything pending)
vote: Trigger.

Let's get this shit over with.
All we can do now is speculate.
if i die, everyone listen to whoever sin votes...

[Trigger Unhappy]

Cyber, I'm not mafia. I was the one that immediately agreed with you about Blade. I also have done nothing to the detriment of town. I feel like if we dont lynch mafia tonight I will be more helpful analyzing other players activities than minjae and Assassin. I have had a hunch about Assassin since the beginning of the game. I will keep my vote on him.

vote assassin

[Nemesis]

Since we all know Cyber is retarded and cant count, there are 6 players, which means a majority is 4.

There are two votes on Trigger and one on assassin.

Retards.

[Sin]

Let's get everyone to hard claim. Full role and name. Go. Now. Do not include anything else in your post.

This is for Phil, Ass, Minj and Trig. GOGOGO

[Assassin]

I'm a VT, some retarded name (can't copy paste remember?) and my power is to vote....woooo.

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So if it's not cyber and sin, and I don't think it's Phil, I'm FOS Trig or Minaj

Unovte just in case
Vote Trig

[phil.™]

I'm a VT, some retarded name (can't copy paste remember?) and my power is to vote....woooo.

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So if it's not cyber and sin, and I don't think it's Phil, I'm FOS Trig or Minaj

Unovte just in case
Vote Trig

You can just type it. Sean Flynn - Vanilla Town.

We know you read it somewhere that you can't copy and paste, but you can type whatever you like.
THat was pretty scummy.

Vote assassin

[Assassin]

You can just type it. Sean Flynn - Vanilla Town.

We know you read it somewhere that you can't copy and paste, but you can type whatever you like.
THat was pretty scummy.

Vote assassin

In truth I deleted the message. I don't remember what my name is because why the hell would I as a VT? You can vote and kill me if you want, but you will lose another townie, and the mafia will probably win.

[minjae]

azaria chamberlain - vanilla townie

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look her up. lol

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two left to claim

[CYBER]

In truth I deleted the message. I don't remember what my name is because why the hell would I as a VT? You can vote and kill me if you want, but you will lose another townie, and the mafia will probably win.
This is the fucking shadows shit I've ever seen...

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Shadiest * than u autocorrect for ruining My dramatic posts

[phil.™]

He didn't write it because he doesn't know how the mod sent it to us VT. Either like name blah blah VT. Or name blah blah Vanilla townie. town, tasty vanilla etc.

[Assassin]

No I do know it wasn't tasty van or VT or anything. It was you are blah blah Vanilla Townie. Nothing else besides the normal, you use your vote blah blah.

[Sin]

Lel Assassin... just lel.

Minj and Trig. Go.

[Assassin]

w.e kill me if you want, this game has lagged on quite long enough, and killing another townie will effectively end it anyways. Why would I try to cover for Mikey before if I was mafia?

[Sin]

Can we please not post until Trig and Minj have hard claimed?

Thanks.

[Assassin]

minj did hard claim...

[Sin]

Yeah I caught that after the posts. Trig's turn then we can get the show on the road.

[Trigger Unhappy]

Charles Lindbergh Jr. , a Vanilla Townie

[Assassin]

I guess I honestly don't see what people hard claiming will do, we obviously would all claim VT at this point. Just saying.

[CYBER]

Assassin, just fucking tell us ur goddamn alias in game and what role u got. I dnt have to copy paste it, simply rewriting it is gd enough. Everyone do the same.
Let sin and myself worry about this.

Unvote
Waiting on assassin to stop being a scummy faggot and just do what we say.

[Sin]

It's Trig. GOGOGO

[Assassin]

Cyber you need to read before posting, i fucking deleted it. I was a VT, didn't think having my name would be important, count it up as a newbie mistake.

[Sin]

Jk. ;)

unvote

[CYBER]

Btw assassin. If you had a little technical error and deleted ur role.
U could always ask Nemesis to pm you the info again.
I mean that's the dumbest excuse I've ever read here. Get Nemesis to send u another copy. U have 24h to give us ur damn name claim and wtvr u can tell us about ur alias without quoting the mod. I want u to tell me a cute story that Nemesis probably wrote u. As he did to all of us.
Please do tell.
I'm not buying this 'I don't have it " students and" u will lose a townie" threat.

Boohoo if we Lynch u and mafia kills someone at night (probably sin bcos he's the MVP this game and he will spot the bullshit tomorrow when he studies u guys.)
Then we can still have 4 players. Tomorrow will be LYLO for sure. And we would have to lynch right or not at all. But today, we can Lynch u if u dnt comply bcos that means u will just cause issues when it's a critical state later on..


Now. Go ask Nemesis for ur role again, when u get the pm, tell us the story behind it in ur own words without quoting it, including ur name, role, and any joke analogies. Or get lynched tonight.

[Assassin]

Btw assassin. If you had a little technical error and deleted ur role.
U could always ask Nemesis to pm you the info again.
I mean that's the dumbest excuse I've ever read here. Get Nemesis to send u another copy. U have 24h to give us ur damn name claim and wtvr u can tell us about ur alias without quoting the mod. I want u to tell me a cute story that Nemesis probably wrote u. As he did to all of us.
Please do tell.
I'm not buying this 'I don't have it " students and" u will lose a townie" threat.

Boohoo if we Lynch u and mafia kills someone at night (probably sin bcos he's the MVP this game and he will spot the bullshit tomorrow when he studies u guys.)
Then we can still have 4 players. Tomorrow will be LYLO for sure. And we would have to lynch right or not at all. But today, we can Lynch u if u dnt comply bcos that means u will just cause issues when it's a critical state later on..


Now. Go ask Nemesis for ur role again, when u get the pm, tell us the story behind it in ur own words without quoting it, including ur name, role, and any joke analogies. Or get lynched tonight.

I didn't think I could do that, I just pm'ed him.

[Assassin]

Well he replied back with something about wanting me to learn and no name or anything (which is exactly how I saw this going) so go ahead and lynch me. I won't waste your guys time, like this game is. Unvote
Vote Assassin

[Sin]

Why are we so quick to believe that Blade ate a Mafia member?

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Minj, answer this question please. Everyone else stfu.

[minjae]

O.o I'm so confused at your question. I thought we gained information on who did whatever to who if we lynched them.
We lynched blade, and found out that the body of pass was in the same room.
Wouldn't that mean blade "ate" pass?

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Why is it directed at me only? O.O

[Sin]

Just making sure you're paying attention, kid.

Okay, we're going to do the same thing I had you guys do on Day 1.

There are only 6 of us so it should be fairly quick. Go down the list of who's left in the game.

We need to have solid FOS's people. No time for sheeping. Gather your thoughts, read the thread and give everyone here an idea of what's going through your head.

K, Go.

[minjae]

I am paying attention..pshhhh but ok.

1. Phil - He is town. Has to be.
2. Assassin - Fishy, acting real scummy because he cannot hard claim.
3. Minjae - Clean as a whistle.
4. Sin - Has to be VT.
5.Trigger Unhappy - I think he is VT, only because of the person nem gave him. I looked him up. Pretty much matches with mine. A random person that played no significant part in society.
6. Cyber - Dietician.

As of now, I only see Assassin as scum. That or someone's playing really well......

[Trigger Unhappy]

I am paying attention..pshhhh but ok.

1. Phil - He is town. Has to be.
2. Assassin - Fishy, acting real scummy because he cannot hard claim.
3. Minjae - Clean as a whistle.
4. Sin - Has to be VT.
5.Trigger Unhappy - I think he is VT, only because of the person nem gave him. I looked him up. Pretty much matches with mine. A random person that played no significant part in society.
6. Cyber - Dietician.


As of now, I only see Assassin as scum. That or someone's playing really well......


1.) Phil - Claimed VT - was on a lynch wagon very early and handled it well. Participation level this game = low, at this point my FOS goes Assassin, Minjae, Phil.
2.) Assassin - been wary of him all game. Claimed VT very early when only one person cast suspicion on him. Called it a mistake. Now cant provide us with name. Voting for himself could be a ploy.. or he could very well not care indicating VT. Hard to pinpoint.
3.) Minj - hardest for me to place at this point in the game. Partly because of activity. I at this point think that phil has been more helpful to town than minj.

I'm also going to look back at all the wagons and see who has been a part of them.

[phil.™]

1. Phil - VT.
2. Assassin - Possible scum, he will not tell us his full claim, deleting it and not being able to say his role is scummy.
3. Minjae - Nobody has really pushed on min this whole game. Didn't get a good read off his play. Only near the end when he was named sheeping.
4. Sin - Confirmed VT from cyber. Although, wouldn't a god father show up as town if inspected?
5.Trigger Unhappy - Possible VT. Seeing that he wouldn't mind a sacrifice of himself for cyber to get another read, could be VT. But cyber will most likely die tonight if we dont hit mafia.
6. Cyber - Claimed dietician. Is it possible he is our other mafia? His partner pass was eaten. Scribbs was eaten by cyber. Cyber knew he was dietician so he claimed dietician. Cyber then calls out he "investigated" pass and came up as a cannibal, knowing he is the other mafia. This means our RB is or was still alive. Seeing they didn't claim, hosh could have been our RB.

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Scratch on sin, just read through the sign ups, it's 2 mafia goons. Not 2 mafia's. So god father wouldn't play in this game. Right?

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My thought on cyber is pretty far fetched, just sharing what i thought throughout the day. I'm looking more at ass though. Sorry assassin.

[Assassin]

I honestly don't care. When the truth comes out you will all know.

[BladeTwinSwords]

http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Other/Latex%20Storm%20Trooper%20Gimp%20Suit/Latex-Storm-Trooper-Gimp-Suit.jpg

I love you all.

[hoshiro-]

8754

Lololoo

[phil.™]

Sin, cyber, ass? Where's ya'll list?

[Assassin]

I think its trig and ive aready posted as much before.

[phil.™]

A list my dude, we asked for a list.
Your refusal to do simple tasks is becoming very scummy.

Also, you're 1 post away from getting IBIS 31337!

[CYBER]

Based on responses:
Assassin: he has been dodging like nobody's business. He refuses to claim and writes it off as an accidental delete of his messages. Now the question is, would nemesis really pm him what he claimed? or is he bullshitting us? I would have bought his story more if he DIDN'T vote for himself.
Although his story is scummy, his VOTE ON HIMSELF is the scummiest.

Minjae: this entire game i have been getting a mafia vibe off him, but honestly at this point, i don't see any reason why he would be considered a priority yet.

Phil: I think he's town. just by the way he's been playing this, he's not being as jumpy as he was when he was traitor last game.(again this is metaing, but i have yet to read somethinh in THIS game that phil said that made me cringe)..


TRIGGER.... boy oh boy trigger. He was the very first guy i voted, and it was purely gut instinct based on something he said early game that made him very scummy to me... so if i follow my gut instinct alone... i'd say trigger gave me a mafia vibe from start.

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ok sin. so im gonna do some kind of metaing here... so forgive me bcos i know how much u hate that...

but here's an interesting fact: if 2 ppl were mafia, what would be the "simplest" solution regarding communicating? STEAM.

Here's a fun fact.
We know passerelli was a mafia.
We look at his friends list and match it with the leftover people:
- Assassin NOT on his friend list.
- Minjae NOT on his friend list.
- Phil IS on his friend list.
- Trigger IS on his friend list.

So i know that the mafia can communicate in different ways, such as a forums pm, but it just feels like too much work when they could have simply added eachother...

With this, my METAing of the game would lead me to focus on Phil and Trigger as possible partners.
Now PERSONALLY, i think that phil might be a town this game. just his overall gameplay in this.


So i will focus on Trigger this game because of my original gut instinct from my first vote on him, AND from this little fun fact about them being steam friends when others arent:




SIN WILL CHOSE THE RIGHT PERSON TOMORROW because i am confused as fuck but he seems to be smart enough to call everyone's bullshit, unlike me. So sin definitely will call out the right person if not today.
I really hope mafia goes for me tonight, bcos tomorrow i'll just get confused as fuck and don't want the responsibility of lynching the right person or lose again... last time that happened, fucking mikey won over me and nem :(

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id say it's a tie between trigger and assassin right now.
i'd say we kill one of them today.
and unless something weird happens at night:
tomorrow, whoever is left, lynch the other? (watch for eager ppl)

[Trigger Unhappy]

Honestly cyber.. thats actually a pretty reasonable conclusion. I won't even attempt to refute it, because its completely logical. However, I am not mafia. I have been friends with Pass for a while now.. I get friended by a lot of people as Admin, which is why me phil and you have pass on our friends list most likely. I woul dbe interested to know however which early game comment made you suspicious of me. I would hate for a misunderstanding to lose Town the game.

[Nemesis]

Current Vote Count:
Assassin - 3 Votes (1 Left)

[minjae]

Should I hammer on Assassin?

I'm about to. Just give me the ok.

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If he ends up being town, and depending on how the night goes, then.....we need a plan of action

[Assassin]

Based on responses:
Assassin: he has been dodging like nobody's business. He refuses to claim and writes it off as an accidental delete of his messages. Now the question is, would nemesis really pm him what he claimed? or is he bullshitting us? I would have bought his story more if he DIDN'T vote for himself.
Although his story is scummy, his VOTE ON HIMSELF is the scummiest.

Minjae: this entire game i have been getting a mafia vibe off him, but honestly at this point, i don't see any reason why he would be considered a priority yet.

Phil: I think he's town. just by the way he's been playing this, he's not being as jumpy as he was when he was traitor last game.(again this is metaing, but i have yet to read somethinh in THIS game that phil said that made me cringe)..


TRIGGER.... boy oh boy trigger. He was the very first guy i voted, and it was purely gut instinct based on something he said early game that made him very scummy to me... so if i follow my gut instinct alone... i'd say trigger gave me a mafia vibe from start.

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ok sin. so im gonna do some kind of metaing here... so forgive me bcos i know how much u hate that...

but here's an interesting fact: if 2 ppl were mafia, what would be the "simplest" solution regarding communicating? STEAM.

Here's a fun fact.
We know passerelli was a mafia.
We look at his friends list and match it with the leftover people:
- Assassin NOT on his friend list.
- Minjae NOT on his friend list.
- Phil IS on his friend list.
- Trigger IS on his friend list.

So i know that the mafia can communicate in different ways, such as a forums pm, but it just feels like too much work when they could have simply added eachother...

With this, my METAing of the game would lead me to focus on Phil and Trigger as possible partners.
Now PERSONALLY, i think that phil might be a town this game. just his overall gameplay in this.


So i will focus on Trigger this game because of my original gut instinct from my first vote on him, AND from this little fun fact about them being steam friends when others arent:




SIN WILL CHOSE THE RIGHT PERSON TOMORROW because i am confused as fuck but he seems to be smart enough to call everyone's bullshit, unlike me. So sin definitely will call out the right person if not today.
I really hope mafia goes for me tonight, bcos tomorrow i'll just get confused as fuck and don't want the responsibility of lynching the right person or lose again... last time that happened, fucking mikey won over me and nem :(

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id say it's a tie between trigger and assassin right now.
i'd say we kill one of them today.
and unless something weird happens at night:
tomorrow, whoever is left, lynch the other? (watch for eager ppl)

yeah I was more pissed at Nem's response than anything, and how is voting for myself scummy, when I cannot give you the evidence you "require"? I don't know anything else I can do to prove to you guys that I'm a townie.

[phil.™]

Unvote

[Trigger Unhappy]

Minj don't hammer till we hear from sins, the longer this day goes,the better for town it is.

[minjae]

Yeah I know, which is why I said just give me the ok. No worries.

[CYBER]

unvote

Waiting on sin input.

[Sin]

Let's go with the Assassin lynch. If it isn't him I know who it is.

VOTE ASSASSIN

[phil.™]

Sin, do we have a game plan for the upcoming night/day and results?

[phil.™]

FUck it. I have a slight game plan in my mind.
Vote ass

Somebody hammer it.

[Nemesis]

Stop!

That's a lynch. With 4. Stand by.

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Assassin, the whiny annoying cunt has been lynched because everyone is sick of him crying like a little bitch. The world doesn't slow down for stupid people, catch up. Maybe now you can finally slip into your depression and Williams it.

Oh, also he was Harold Holt, a Vanilla Townie.

Night 4 Has Begun

Send your actions.

[Assassin]

I only counted 3 with cybers unvote..

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including mine.

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nvm missed trigs

[Nemesis]

I only counted 3 with cybers unvote..

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including mine.

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nvm missed trigs

Shut the fuck up when you're dead, retard.

Your future in these games is now in question.

[Assassin]

Shut the fuck up when you're dead, retard.

Your future in these games is now in question.

I honestly couldn't care less about your shit games nem. I made an honest mistake and you've been so pissy with everyone lately, probably because mom is kicking you out of her basement, that you wouldn't even help someone who has played a total of what? 5 games total now? You are a fucking pathetic monkey, and should be taken out back like the rest of the useless cattle. Fuck you and your future games, I honestly wasn't planning on playing in your shit anymore anyways, because it's never even fun. You're a horrible mod in every aspect of the words.

[Sin]

You are a fucking pathetic monkey

HAHAHHA that had me lollin

[Nemesis]

The night was much quieter since the PMSing FAS baby was killed off.

However no one was about to hear Cyber quietly being munched on in the back. I hear he tastes like taquitos.

Cyber has gone missing.

Day 5 Has Begun

There are 4 of you cunts left.

[CYBER]

obvious.
perma. closed.

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before nem gets his panties in a bunch . i meant that OBVIOUSLY i died.

fuckers...


woooooooo HELP MEH, THEY'RE MAKING MEXICAN STEWWWWW HEPPPP

[Sin]

This is MYLO, mislynch-and-lose.

VOTE TRIGGER

[phil.™]

Vote trig

[Trigger Unhappy]

I hope you guys are fucking around.... I'm not mafia, and I'm surprised you Phil are voting for me.

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Phil are you hoping I get hammered before people have time to think?

[phil.™]

Unvote

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Sin, I don't believe you hard claimed when we were forced to hard claim.
Vote sin

[minjae]

Sin..you haven't hard claimed nor soft claimed (have you? I don't remember. I think it was other people that said you're vt)
Your turn to hard claim Sin.

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Damnit Phil.

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What if...there is a godfather?

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Wait, nvm. Just read the roles Nem put up. He said 2 mafia goons.

[Sin]

Unvote

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I'm the only fully cleared player in this game, Phillatio.

[SCRIBBLE]

8765
His real profession

[Sin]

I didn't hard claim nor point out my FOS, to fuck with the maf. Which has worked out well.

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But just to humor you faggles. I'm Amelia Earhart - Town Vanilla.

[minjae]

Facts:
Cyber never investigated Sin.....
Who did Cyber investigate night 2? I assume it was either Mikey or Hosh.
Cyber cleared Sin as being the only confirmed townie. He even said he got a clear town read on Sin.
Cyber was so sure that Sin was VT to the point when Cyber made a list and didn't include Sin.
Cyber also told us Sin would choose the right person tomorrow (which is really today).

I'm going to listen to what Cyber said and believe in both Sin and Cyber.
I'm sheeping I know, but so far this is all I can base it off of, of what CYBER said.
It's all or nothing. If trig is VT then shit. If mafia, then hooray.

So with that, I will

Vote Trigger

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Then again, Cyber could have investigated Sin. Cyber never said who he investigated. Sigh.

[phil.™]

Re-read the entire thread. I'm getting a mafia vibe off of trig.

Unvote
Vote trig

[Sin]

You didn't read the whole thread you fuck.

Vote Phillatio

[Trigger Unhappy]

Phil I'm a little confused, two pages ago you were saying you were pretty sure I was vt, now you've joined two wagons against me pretty quickly... Im starting to think you want to end this game soon ..

Vote Phil


Sins... Would there be any benefit to town at all to no lynch in this scenario?

[Sin]

Good question Trigger. Yes Nolynching here would be a viable option, if I could trust you fags to make the right decision come the next day as I would most likely die tonight.

UNVOTE

[CYBER]

The night was much quieter since the PMSing FAS baby was killed off.

However no one was about to hear Cyber quietly being munched on in the back. I hear he tastes like taquitos.

Cyber has gone missing.

Day 5 Has Begun

There are 4 of you cunts left.


hey faggot nemesis.
save ur inbox and sent mail and then delete it and clear it bcos it's full...

just in case the mafia wants to kill someone, right? RIGHT?
no but seriously ,clear ur damn box homie, but always document all ur mails in case someone QQ'd.

[Nemesis]

It's empty, plus I don't care what you have to say.

[CYBER]

It's empty, plus I don't care what you have to say.
don't come bitching to me when ur tacos are fucking saggy.

[hoshiro-]

Where the fuck did everyone go, it's so fucking quiet

[Sin]

vote phillatio

[Nemesis]

Current Votes:
Phil - 2 Votes (1 Left)
Trigger - 2 Votes (1 Left)

[phil.™]

My vote stands on trig.
Trig hammer on zambi, his consistency to post when needed to post. Sin has been leading town, unvoting when needed so there is no hammer etc.
Actually, min has been rather quiet, and still lost..

Regardless, my vote will stand on trig.

[minjae]

I'm not lost. I'm voting trig because of my mini wall of text explaining so.
Not changing it. Just saying. Which is why I had no input. I already gave my reasoning as to why I'm voting trig.

[Trigger Unhappy]

So Minjae is 100% town. He had the ability to hammer and did not take it. Minjae you need to switch your vote. You said earlier that you were following advice to follow Sins, sins is voting Phil .

[Sin]

It's SIN you fuck!

[phil.™]

"Sins" actually unvoted. Min, keep your vote on trig.

[Sin]

I revoted you Phillatio.

Minj, change your vote now.

[phil.™]

I revoted you Phillatio.

Minj, change your vote now.

Oh shit, i missed that.
Min, if you vote me, town will lose. Keep your vote on trig. Sin, change your vote to trig. Now.

[Sin]

Oh shit, i missed that.
Min, if you vote me, town will lose. Keep your vote on trig. Sin, change your vote to trig. Now.

Ummm... K.

[phil.™]

Ummm... K.

I'm glad we came to a conclusion.

[Sin]

Bye bye you scumbag.

[Nemesis]

If you cunts could vote for someone that would be great.

[Trigger Unhappy]

Waiting for Minjae who said he would be back on Thursday.

[Nemesis]

Waiting for Minjae who said he would be back on Thursday.

for fucking Mexican Christ. Everyday is a vacation for those cunts, they don't have jobs!!

[Assassin]

Sorry to pop back in but minj already voted for trig like 3 pages ago....so no that's not who you are waiting on.

[Sin]

Yeah we're waiting for him to get his shit straight and vote for Phil.

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Actually you know what? Phil deserves this win I think.

UNVOTE

VOTE TRIG

YOU'RE welcome.

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GG guys. Was fun.

[hoshiro-]

That's a lynch gg. Blade you were very crafty near the end, I was trully amazed by that, specially how you used my name

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Gg town, gg.

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Tsin, trigg was obviously the last maf... dumbo. Ibis won its first town game, gj! Party time.

[Trigger Unhappy]

Welp Nemesis, you got your lynch. Sin you couldnt wait one more day?

[Nemesis]

Yup that's it, hang on.

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Anne Frank the Cannibal Mafia Goon has been lynched.

With no threats left The Town Has Won!

Congratulations to Nemesis for putting up with you retards.

I'll post the roles in a sec.

[Trigger Unhappy]

I was so fucking close.

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GG All

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Hoshiro did you call me blade?

[Nemesis]

Phil

Welcome, Sean Flynn, you are a Vanilla Townie. You were a Photojournalist during the Vietnam War, until you got your dumbass captured by Koreans or some shit. How the fuck do allow that anyways? They’re the short, slanty-eyed ones who eat a fuck-cup of rice a day, they basically have the strength of children. Well done on that one, big boy. Everyone assumed they fed you to tigers or some shit but I guess not, and now your cunt-ass is here. Ready, steady, GO!
Abilities:

Your weapon is your vote, you have no night actions.

Win condition:

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated and there is at least one town-aligned player alive.


Assassin

Welcome, Harold Holt, you are a Vanilla Townie. Listen, I’m gonna be blunt, there’s a real good chance you got fucked by a kangaroo, ok? Maybe even a Manatee or some shit. Who the fuck goes swimming in Victoria anyways? Stupid Fuck. Everyone thinks you got eaten by a Shark, or some Australian Version of a shark, which I assume is worse than regular sharks since it’s fucking Australia and everything tries to crawl in your dickhole and poison the shit out of you. So good luck with that and everything…

Abilities:
Your weapon is your vote, you have no night actions.

Win condition:
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated and there is at least one town-aligned player alive.


Minj

Welcome, Azaria Chamberlain, you are a Vanilla Townie. Do you know who Azaria Chamberlain is? No? That’s because no one does. No, she’s not one of Wilt’s 900 welfare babies either, you stupid twat. Azaria Chamberlain is the reason for the saying, “A Dingo ate my baby!” That’s right, your contribution to the world is getting eaten by a faggot-looking dog, well done. I mean, how much did your parents fucking hate you to let you get carried off by a fucking retarded Upside-Down dog? The Answer: A Fucking Lot. So now you’re still a fucking cunt but all grown up and shit. Good luck with that…

Abilities:
Your weapon is your vote, you have no night actions.

Win condition:
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated and there is at least one town-aligned player alive.


Sin

Welcome, Amelia Earhart , you are a Vanilla Townie. So basically you proved to the world that women are fucking terrible at everything they do except getting pregnant and being annoying twats. And you know what, most of them die during childbirth so they’re not even really good at that, either, just the twat thing. So as you were flying over one of the oceans, (the ones you can’t tell apart because you’re a fucking cunt. It was probably Lake Michigan or something, retard) you realized you were indeed operating a machine while being a woman and promptly crashed, firmly setting Women’s Rights back to where they belong; the kitchen. Good job, Doll.

Abilities:
Your weapon is your vote, you have no night actions.

Win condition:
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated and there is at least one town-aligned player alive.


Zambi

Welcome, Jimmy Hoffa , you are a Vanilla Townie. So chances are I’ve literally driven over your dumbass face at some point. You know whose fault all this is? Women. If they didn’t give those stupid cunts the right to vote Prohibition never would have happened. No Prohibition means no Organized Crime, which then means your stupid ass doesn’t getting added to the foundation of some shitty strip mall. You can thank the cunts later.

Abilities:
Your weapon is your vote, you have no night actions.

Win condition:
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated and there is at least one town-aligned player alive.

IF YOU NEED HELP MSG ME


Hoshiro

Welcome, Charles Lindbergh Jr. , you are a Vanilla Townie. I think your parents flushed you down the toilet or some shit, which is strange, because you’re not even black. It really goes to show what a fucking cunt you were though, I mean you were what, 8 months old and they were already trying to murder your squishy ass? They should have just put you in a drier for an hour like normal parents trying to murder they’re retarded children. So I assume you were raised by alligators or some shit and now you’re here.

Abilities:
Your weapon is your vote, you have no night actions.

Win condition:
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated and there is at least one town-aligned player alive.


Pass

Welcome, Helen Keller. You are a Cannibal Mafia Goon, along with your partner, Trigger Unhappy . So after being locked in the attic, hiding from the Nazis, food grew scarce, and you developed a taste for broiled Jew. If you add a little onion soup mix and garlic, you can’t really taste how cheap the meat is. You’ve even been known to sprinkle a little of your own “seasoning” you got from that time they let you tour Auschwitz. Anyways, eat people and that shit, yadda yadda, try not to be totally fucking terrible.

Abilities:
• Factional communication: At any time after the game starts, you may talk with your partner
• Cannibal nightkill: Each night phase, one of you or your partner may perform the factional nightkill. You will receive back either a PM indicating that the target did not die, or a PM containing their role/alignment information, and if they were a Cannibal, the role/alignment of all bodies they possessed when they were killed.
• The role/alignment of your night-kill targets is not shared with the town

Win condition:
• You win when all other killers are dead and you control 50% of the town or nothing can prevent this from occurring.


Trigger

Welcome, Anne Frank . You are a Cannibal Mafia Goon, along with your partner, Passarelli . So being Deaf, Blind and Fucking Retarded no one can blame you for not knowing the difference between Bacon and Bob. Well I can, I guess. You stupid fucking retard. Can you say water now? Ya, that’s real fucking useful. Let’s see what you can say when I hold your head under it. Fuck you Twatwaffle.

Abilities:
Factional communication: At any time in the game, you may talk with your partner
Cannibal nightkill: Each night phase, one of you or your partner may perform the factional nightkill. You will receive back either a PM indicating that the target did not die, or a PM containing their role/alignment information, and if they were a Cannibal, the role/alignment of all bodies they possessed when they were killed.
The role/alignment of your night-kill targets is not shared with the town

Win condition:
You win when all other killers are dead and you control 50% of the town or nothing can prevent this from occurring.


Blade

Welcome, Adam Richman. You are a Cannibal Serial Killer. You probably have no idea who Adam Richman is because you’re a stupid fucking Korean. You probably like Anime too…fucking faggot. Anyways, Adam Richman is from Man vs. Food and was at one time skinny but now looks more like you except without being a dirty fucking Asian. He’s eaten everything in the fucking word except for one thing: Human-fuck-being. Well now it’s time to cross that off the list and eat more than just the cocks.

Abilities:
Cannibal nightkill: Each night phase, you may perform your nightkill. You will receive back either a PM indicating that the target did not die, or a PM containing their role/alignment information, and if they were a Cannibal, the role/alignment of all bodies they possessed when they were killed.
The role/alignment of your night-kill targets is not shared with the town
One-shot Night-kill Immunity: The first night you are targeted for a night-kill (even if you're targetted more than once), you will not die. You are not notified that this has occurred.
One-shot Roleblocker Immunity: The first night you are targeted by the Roleblocker, the roleblock on you will fail. You are not notified that this has occurred.

Win condition:
You win when you are the last player alive or nothing can prevent this from occurring.


Mikey

Welcome, Nando Parrado. You are a Town Cannibal Vigilante. I know you have no idea who Nando Parrado is because you’re illiterate, you retard. Basically you were the Captian of some Mexican soccer team who, instead of playing soccer, crashed into a fucking mountain. So they sat there like Mexicans for two months, freezing and starving to death, before they just started eating the bodies of everyone else. I’m pretty sure they weren’t dead bodies, and just soccer players taking a dive…for a month…in the cold. Ok they were dead bodies. Anyways you’re a Mexican who eats stupid shit. You know I probably should have given this role to Cyber…

Abilities:
Cannibal nightkill: Each night phase, you may perform your nightkill. You will receive back either a PM indicating that the target did not die, or a PM containing their role/alignment information, and if they were a Cannibal, the role/alignment of all bodies they possessed when they were killed.
The role/alignment of your night-kill targets is not shared with the town

Win condition:
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated and there is at least one town-aligned player alive.


Scribble

Welcome, Cyber’s Mother, you are a Town Roleblocker. And by “Roleblocker” we all know I mean “Filthy Fucking Slut” as is the Mexican way. Everyone knows Cyber has no idea who his father is but after extensive research it’s been narrowed down to Tony Danza, Cee Lo Green, or the 1994 Boston Bruins.

Abilities:
Each night you may choose to have drunken Mexican sex with a player, which will prevent them from using an action.

Win condition:
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated and there is at least one town-aligned player alive. All the cock you get is just a bonus.


Cyber

Welcome, Cpt. Kareem Abdul Jabbar, you are a Town Dietician. That’s right, a black guy as the cop, how’s that for a fucking twist you taco stuffer. I don’t actually know if Kareem Abdul Jabbar is a real pilot but he played one in a movie, which is good enough for me. Why I care that he’s a pilot is a mysterious mystery. Let’s see you deduce that one faggot. Here’s another riddle for you; what’s fucking lazy and cuts my grass? Hint: It’s your fucking family.

Abilities:
Each night phase, you may investigate one player by PM'ing the mod. You will receive results in the form of Cannibal, Not Cannibal or No Result.

Win condition:
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated and there is at least one town-aligned player alive.

[Sin]

LOL! That post made this fucking thread worth it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHahA!

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Everyone knows Cyber has no idea who his father is but after extensive research it’s been narrowed down to Tony Danza, Cee Lo Green, or the 1994 Boston Bruins.

HAHAHAHAHA!

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Tsin, trigg was obviously the last maf... dumbo. Ibis won its first town game, gj! Party time.

And STFU Faggot you almost cost town the win with that Vig, you fucko.

[Trigger Unhappy]

Mixed up the description of Anne Frank and Helen Keller.

[Nemesis]

Mixed up the description of Anne Frank and Helen Keller.

No I didn't.

[Trigger Unhappy]

so who is MVP this game.. because that was the most fucked up ending to the game i could have imagined.

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Mikey killed the most town... is he Mafia MVP?

[Nemesis]

Sin probably. Was able to lead as a VT through a retarded cop and a Vig who took out more townies than the mafia.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

to be fair, town would have been worse off had i not killed hosh. 4-way resulted in the dread lock voting as we saw. I dont doubt for a second hosh would have hammered wrong and lost it for town.

pssh, sin, dont say i almost lost it for town.. mr. vote phil 2015.

Killing scribbs kinda worked in our favor. I had a trump if anyone decided to claim RB or hint at hit via soft claim. Besides, town RB'ers are a liability when they dont know who the other town power roles are.

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also, in Day 2 i said that mafia had hit sk. Was that true or did they NK like a bunch of douche figs?

[hoshiro-]

I was so fucking close.

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GG All

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Hoshiro did you call me blade?


blade trig, you're all the same to me

[I'm a zambi]

gg, wp

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... jk

[Sin]

Mikey you can't even talk right now, and actually saying that you "knew" anything is retarded. You fucking nightkilled night 1 like a douche taking out one of the Town PR's and nightkilled again taking out another townie. And now in hindsight you think you helped town at all?

What the fuck are you smoking? You didn't help town at all this game and the only reason I sided with you on day 2 was because Cyber was being a bigger idiot the majority of the early game.

Ooooh you figured out Mafia must have hit sk, nk'd or the sk nk'd! Oh my lawdy! The possibilities are endless! Of course you said it stupid, you were the only town sided killer so if you didn't make that conclusion I'd feel even more sorry for you. Wifom is wifom. No matter how much information you have.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Mikey you can't even talk right now, and actually saying that you "knew" anything is retarded. You fucking nightkilled night 1 like a douche taking out one of the Town PR's and nightkilled again taking out another townie. And now in hindsight you think you helped town at all?

What the fuck are you smoking? You didn't help town at all this game and the only reason I sided with you on day 2 was because Cyber was being a bigger idiot the majority of the early game.

Ooooh you figured out Mafia must have hit sk, nk'd or the sk nk'd! Oh my lawdy! The possibilities are endless! Of course you said it stupid, you were the only town sided killer so if you didn't make that conclusion I'd feel even more sorry for you. Wifom is wifom. No matter how much information you have.

nothing i said is hindsight, regardless if it was my intent to kill n2 so town would end up in a 4 way or not ... dosnt matter. What matters is, being in the 4 way, as a result of me killing hosh, was better then being in a 5 way.
Also, i am just curious about the Maf hitting sk. it is not relevant to anything in the after math here.

I even wrote out a response to the end of this game last week. It would reflect the part about how what i said and am saying now, is not me making shit up.

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what i am saying is, town could afford an extra death after blade was lynched.

[Sin]

What I'm saying is you live in fucking Narnia you fuck.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

here is my write up that i wrote after i sent in my last action.

preemptive here

1. Its was obvious blade was anti town day one. As both me an sin explained during game. No one wanted to listen and instead went for zambi.
Cyber rolls in with this attitude about being the best and how he is the one who knows blade is scum. More then 48 hours later.

2. Cyber, no one made you claim. I didnt come to your home, put a gun to your head, and force you to claim.... did i? NO.
Therefore your claim was of your own volition. YOU choose to claim. To be 100% clear, as i can be now.... i knew scribbs was town. Cyber had made a comment about knowing
that one of the dead was mafia. for me to be 100% certain, i asked. "who do you think was mafia of the two that died?" but he deflected.. and continued to deflect from my harmless question.
i want everyone to ask themselves.. if you had too repeatedly ask a simple question of someone, would you not continue to push and vote for them if they continued to deflect and avoid it?
Cyber had a 50/50 shot. If he said scribbs, id know he was maf and would have claimed that very second.
If cyber said pass, id have confirmed him as dietician. Little does he know, however, ... that by simply giving me a fucking name, he would have avoided having to claim and
done it inconspicuously. Had he simply said pass, i was prepared to back it up with my posts proclaiming pass was maf, 10's of pages prior. (as i was the first person to make an opinion about the night actions,
them being... pass was maf, killed by SK and Maf hit SK) So no cyber, you played emotionally and let it get the better of you.
For refrence... i never hard claimed... despite the fire from you and others. Why is that you ask? Because im a grown ass man
who does what he fucking pleases.

3. I admit, i made some bad plays. However, i do not think they are bad in the sense that they should never be attempted again.
I think its the result of 90% of the players being new and not understanding baiting.
A problem we are having is dumbtelling... not fake dumbtelling like mafia players are used too.. but REAL dumbtelling... we need to start playing as equals and allowing the new folks to deal with the consequences of messing up.
i also equate some of my plays to the fact that im more accustomed to people being more responsive then one post every 24 hours.



More may follow

OH
lawl, trigger. When i was typing out my night action... i had started writing trigg. Then erased it while thinking to myself..
If i am wrong.. hosh will still be in game.. if hosh makes it to a three way.. and hosh is town.. town will lose.
p.s. to really break it down.. when i told you "i wasnt going to shoot you" i was hoping you would feel more relaxed and attempt to end the day as fast as possible.
You did not, so it cast some doubt on whether or not id be making the right decision.

So i switched to hosh.

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it is dated the 14th of aug according to the last save.

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correction 15th*

[phil.™]

Lolol scribbs -- Cyber's mother lolol

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Also, why is everyone's flavor text so passive aggressive?

[CYBER]

:mexican::popcorn:Omfg mikey u cannot be more of a retarded goddamn cunt nugget than through that entire post u just made

Would u get it through ur fucking dumb fucking skull that I did not ONCE deflect ur question? Or are u STILL too much of a fucking Mongolian handicap to understand:

U asked me who I thought was the mafia, i thought u were asking a trick question and told u the truth that I do not know who a mafia is, but i could know who a cannibal was if I had to guess.
Then u asked me again who that mafia could be, so I said fuck it I will pretend he asked me who the cannibal was since mikey seems to obviously be the vig since no other retard would kill with vig night 1.

So when u asked me who I think it was, I answered with what?

THIS: :mexican: :popcorn: (hinting at pass)

Then u thought I was deflecting.
I answer AGAIN: specifically saying MEXICAN POPCORN. ( Again hinting at pass)

Then you asked a third time and I said :as much as I would hope scribble was a mafia, i dont think he was the cannibal (AGAIN hinting at the other option in ur fucking 50/50 "smart plan" :pass)


Then u fucking went ahead and voted me. I thought u were pulling another gambit to try to see who would vote for me after u realized that I was the dietitian bcos i thought I was too obvious. So i tried to play along saying : u have ur opinion but I have my own but i am so happy that pass was dead because I think he was up to no good.

And after all that it was clear that u AGAIN had no fucking idea what u were doing, and then u made me rage so hard because I belittled myself to talking to a fucking special needs kids that's not only color blind but intellect blind, and then I had to fucking tell u to let it go and walk away from this conversation because u had no idea what u were doing,

so when u kept prodding after I specifically answered u many times, "I" started thinking that maybe YOU were a mafia who killed the vig (pass could have been vig for all i know since I only knew he was cannibal), and u have been pretending to be a vig all along, forcing people to claim when never actually stating the obvious that u were vig.


So i claimed because was enraged at how retarded you are or at the fact that if u were mafia, then u have been faking all along, and i was gonna claim to get u cleaned up.


Tldr :
So yeah, in other words, u are STILL a retarded fuck and u cant take any hints and u STILL think that I deflected when I fucking never did. Why would I deflect a simple question if I was town, it made no sense
Ur own stupid gambits got the better of u, bcos u cant think, u just follow. No shit u're at the bottom in the chain of command.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

:mexican::popcorn:Omfg mikey u cannot be more of a retarded goddamn cunt nugget than through that entire post u just made

Would u get it through ur fucking dumb fucking skull that I did not ONCE deflect ur question? Or are u STILL too much of a fucking Mongolian handicap to understand:

U asked me who I thought was the mafia, i thought u were asking a trick question and told u the truth that I do not know who a mafia is, but i could know who a cannibal was if I had to guess.
Then u asked me again who that mafia could be, so I said fuck it I will pretend he asked me who the cannibal was since mikey seems to obviously be the vig since no other retard would kill with vig night 1.

So when u asked me who I think it was, I answered with what?

THIS: :mexican: :popcorn: (hinting at pass)

Then u thought I was deflecting.
I answer AGAIN: specifically saying MEXICAN POPCORN. ( Again hinting at pass)

Then you asked a third time and I said :as much as I would hope scribble was a mafia, i dont think he was the cannibal (AGAIN hinting at the other option in ur fucking 50/50 "smart plan" :pass)


Then u fucking went ahead and voted me. I thought u were pulling another gambit to try to see who would vote for me after u realized that I was the dietitian bcos i thought I was too obvious. So i tried to play along saying : u have ur opinion but I have my own but i am so happy that pass was dead because I think he was up to no good.

And after all that it was clear that u AGAIN had no fucking idea what u were doing, and then u made me rage so hard because I belittled myself to talking to a fucking special needs kids that's not only color blind but intellect blind, and then I had to fucking tell u to let it go and walk away from this conversation because u had no idea what u were doing,

so when u kept prodding after I specifically answered u many times, "I" started thinking that maybe YOU were a mafia who killed the vig (pass could have been vig for all i know since I only knew he was cannibal), and u have been pretending to be a vig all along, forcing people to claim when never actually stating the obvious that u were vig.


So i claimed because was enraged at how retarded you are or at the fact that if u were mafia, then u have been faking all along, and i was gonna claim to get u cleaned up.


Tldr :
So yeah, in other words, u are STILL a retarded fuck and u cant take any hints and u STILL think that I deflected when I fucking never did. Why would I deflect a simple question if I was town, it made no sense
Ur own stupid gambits got the better of u, bcos u cant think, u just follow. No shit u're at the bottom in the chain of command.

Thats the problem. You use shit hints. Not everyone here cares for shitty binary speak.

Do you ever get the pussy? Or are you always beating around the bush....

Dont beat around the bush when you dont need to cyber. The hole is right there.

(being that you are an idiot, ill explain this for a 1st grader. You could have simply said pass, when i asked originally, thus eliminating your emotional break down. Stupid emoji hints are stupid and it was not what i was looking for.)

[CYBER]

From my point of view as dietitian, it was wifom if u killed the vig and pretended to be a vig all along, because I had no sufficient info. So ur prodding as well as ur dumb gambits with no preemptive vision of the consequences of ur gambits made me think that u were either fucking retard and dumb, or that u were scum and don't care about casualties of ur plan..

Ding Ding Ding Ding : u weren't scum. ^

So after thinking u could trust in u more than sin, u made me not trust anyone in this game and I had to do my own shit until I get sin confirmed at night bcos i needed an ally after ur retardedness infected the game from night 1..



Blah blah. Sin thank you for cleaning up the game.
I investigated trigger right and got the answer long time ago when I died. And u told me u noticed my play to make u look like the mvp that will save the game, hoping that the mafia would slip and keep me alive thinking sin was more important. And then I'd have my report confirming or clearing the last guy.


It was a hail Mary, but turns out u rly were the mvp. Thanks for carrying us sin. Even though mikeys fat ass weighed on us all.

As for the early game, I already aid many times that I played dumb yes, bcos i wasnt paying attention bcos of busy rl, until my boss and family came back to work and I became more free. Which was about the time where blade wanted to suicide. And that's where I started being myself again

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

You neglected to give a name on several accounts. So yes, you were deflecting.

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i didnt weigh anyone down cyber. you are just a dingle who dosnt understand people unless they speak like Russian spies.

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it dosnt take much to acknowledge the fact that you are horrible at this game and lack experience. You shouldn't be ashamed of that.

[CYBER]

Thats the problem. You use shit hints. Not everyone here cares for shitty binary speak.

Do you ever get the pussy? Or are you always beating around the bush....

Dont beat around the bush when you dont need to cyber. The hole is right there.

(being that you are an idiot, ill explain this for a 1st grader. You could have simply said pass, when i asked originally, thus eliminating your emotional break down. Stupid emoji hints are stupid and it was not what i was looking for.)

Yes. Let me immediate answer this stranger about who I was 100 sure to be a mafia and claim instant to be dietitian when he could be a mafia for all i know.

U seem to forget that u are expecting everyone to trust u when dnt give out trust, neither as being a non scum, or having any brain cells since u usually hurt town more than u benefit it just by standing there all scummy.
So i tried to soft claim pass for u to see if u had any fucking brain matter to understand a very very obvious hint that was posted all game about pass and his popcorn (which u could have noticed had u even READ) any of our posts before.
So when u didn't get it, it was clear that u had no intellect OR no will to read anything and u were just throwing shit and words around actually reading.

U talk talk talk about dnt read. And expect ppl to trust u and tell u everything on a whim when u never do ur homework.
It's OK I'm sure there are training programs for the special cases like u, I think Barney the dinosaur can read out the next few mafia game posts for u, just to get u reading again, it's OK. Letters are hard for some ppl like u.

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That being said. Nemesis u're a retarded mother fuck. But ur flavour text was hilarious! Even if some was jokes about me, I laughed sooo hard at scribbles shit hahahaha. Wp

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

let me help you with a sentence that may help you in the future cyber. Being that you are a moron.

you could have said "between the two, my gut is telling me pass was a mafia or cannibal"
How that outs you as dietician.. is beyond me.

Do you have barred windows at home with 24/7 armed guard service? Cameras watching every move in and outside your mothers basement?
You play way to paranoid and trust is not something to be given lightly. Not in real life nor this game. You might actually be good at this game and an enjoyable human being when you grow a pair of balls and start acting like a man.

[phil.™]

It's all gravy baby, town won.

[SCRIBBLE]

Confirmed.

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Trigger did a great job with this game. Everyone else was shit.

[phil.™]

Nem, host another one.

[Passarelli]

All I have to say is that I hate Blade. Fucking assdick. I had 100% of the town convinced I was town (though day 2 may have been tough). Also, Blade giving up kinda screwed Trigger.

Finally, you did pretty terribad Mikey. Minjae (think it was him) was clearly trying to roleswap with you. Cyber clearly said that I was scum and his hints (especially when he referred back to them and prompted you to reread) were pretty easy to decode.

Finally, I'm not a fucking 'popcorn king'. Also I'm not 'mexican popcorn'. At least use the proper slur and call me a dago.

[Trigger Unhappy]

Well thanks! I appreciate that.



Confirmed.

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Trigger did a great job with this game. Everyone else was shit.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

All I have to say is that I hate Blade. Fucking assdick. I had 100% of the town convinced I was town (though day 2 may have been tough). Also, Blade giving up kinda screwed Trigger.

Finally, you did pretty terribad Mikey. Minjae (think it was him) was clearly trying to roleswap with you. Cyber clearly said that I was scum and his hints (especially when he referred back to them and prompted you to reread) were pretty easy to decode.

Finally, I'm not a fucking 'popcorn king'. Also I'm not 'mexican popcorn'. At least use the proper slur and call me a dago.

no, you missed the point actually. His hints, yay sure, i get why you understand them. All attempts at "hints" after i asked a direct question.. those were bullshit. you and cyber participate in gay love, the both of you speak in such a away that is such. Not everyone playing these games speak gay love.

Additionally, as i stated before, im not denouncing the fact that i made bac plays this game. However, the plays i made are common and generally work when you play with people who have at least 2 braincells to rub together.
It was Assassin. Yes, he was trying to role swap with me, i understood that but if you had done what cyber proclaims i do not (read) you would understand why it was a bad move given the set up of the game.
Perhaps you forgot that deaths at night are hidden if two opposing factions dont kill each other? rolling with it would have created a mess for me, had the mafia been intelligent enough to cue a day offensive against me once assassin died.
Several more scenarios could follow.

Here it is
My plays did not work. Fact
Cyber caved in to emotion and hard claimed. Fact
I called it out first at day 2 start that you were maf and maf hit sk. fact
By killing the roleblocker i had a trump card in the event that someone tried to claim cop. Fact
none of you aside from a few know how to fake claim. Fact
Using the scribble kill was levearge while understanding the above, makes it pointless. Fact
My plays were not bad. fact
My plays did not work do to average experience level (dumb telling). Fact
I did not hinder town and if anything helped town by killing hosh. fact
Had the last day been 5 players as a result of me not killing hosh, town would have been worse off. fact


Like i said, i do not denounce that 1. my plays did not work and 2. most of you dont understand them.
What im saying is alot of you, were not high and mighty.

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Trigger and sin are by far the all stars in this game. Good on him for killing me before cyber.
Sin did great up until he voted phil with certainty. Was a bit scared there.

[Passarelli]

It was Assassin. Yes, he was trying to role swap with me, i understood that but if you had done what cyber proclaims i do not (read) you would understand why it was a bad move given the set up of the game.

Then you shouldn't have brought up role swapping to begin with in this game. He likely thought that you wanted that to happen since you had mentioned it day 1.


Here it is
My plays did not work. Fact
Cyber caved in to emotion and hard claimed. Fact
I called it out first at day 2 start that you were maf and maf hit sk. fact
By killing the roleblocker i had a trump card in the event that someone tried to claim cop. Fact
none of you aside from a few know how to fake claim. Fact
Using the scribble kill was levearge while understanding the above, makes it pointless. Fact
My plays were not bad. fact
My plays did not work do to average experience level (dumb telling). Fact
I did not hinder town and if anything helped town by killing hosh. fact
Had the last day been 5 players as a result of me not killing hosh, town would have been worse off. fact


Like i said, i do not denounce that 1. my plays did not work and 2. most of you dont understand them.
What im saying is alot of you, were not high and mighty.


Way to be full of yourself Mikey. I'd rather be involved in gay love with that Mexican Cyber than only having autofellatio to turn to.

Your list of 'facts' is laughable to say the least. The one where you 'called me being scum' was after Cyber said the first time that I was a cannibal. Also your plays were bad--they helped scum more then town. This game shouldn't even have been close after night 1 and scum killed each other.

[SCRIBBLE]

Yeah sin fucked up with the Phil thing but had it figured out otherwise.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Then you shouldn't have brought up role swapping to begin with in this game. He likely thought that you wanted that to happen since you had mentioned it day 1.


Way to be full of yourself Mikey. I'd rather be involved in gay love with that Mexican Cyber than only having autofellatio to turn to.

Your list of 'facts' is laughable to say the least. The one where you 'called me being scum' was after Cyber said the first time that I was a cannibal. Also your plays were bad--they helped scum more then town. This game shouldn't even have been close after night 1 and scum killed each other.

wth are you talking about? After cyber said that he dietician you as cannibal?

It was like in the first few pages after day 2 started that i suggested you being maf. LONG before cyber said anything.

[Nemesis]

Randomly killing as a vigilante is bad play, regardless of how you use the outcome, the action itself is bad and you should feel bad.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Randomly killing as a vigilante is bad play, regardless of how you use the outcome, the action itself is bad and you should feel bad.

neither kills were random. Killing hosh was obvious and outlined previously by me after the game. Killing scribble was a rookie reaction to what i thought was my untimely demise. His fake hammer duped me and had me thinking he was anti town after i thought i made it painfully obvious D1 what my role was.

[Nemesis]

Fine, random would be better, you just made terrible moves as a Vig. Thought you would have learned from last time.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Fine, random would be better, you just made terrible moves as a Vig. Thought you would have learned from last time.

I cant argue the fact that i didnt have a good game. It happens.
I do however, know how to play vig and even outlined several times in attempts to soft claim, that i did in fact know better. Explaining that vig should never kill N1 and yadda yadda.

I dont see an issue with my hosh kill though. It benefited town and was necessary given the circumstances and as you know, it could have just as easily been trigger if i hadnt changed my mind last minute.

[Nemesis]

But you're using hindsight to say you're right when you had no idea who you were killing at the start. Just because it worked out now it could have easily have gone very badly if the Mexicans showed up

[Assassin]

But you're using hindsight to say you're right when you had no idea who you were killing at the start. Just because it worked out now it could have easily have gone very badly if the Mexicans showed up

Damn mexicans.

[Sin]

Killing hosh didn't benefit town, Mikey.

[Sin]

I'd like to play this setup again.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Killing stupid people who imbalance odds, benfits everyone.

Gosh.

[Trigger Unhappy]

Then everyone should thank me for killing you.

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I'd like to play this setup again.

Agreed-very enjoyable.

[Nemesis]

So I guess it's time for top and flops?

*** Blade - Was able to take out mafia, which saved the town as Cyber would have whole-heartedly followed Pass.
** Trigger - Was almost able to pull it out. Was one Mexican away.
* Sin - Won as a VT and was able to win despite bad players on his team.

:(:(:( Cyber - cannot think for self, happily able to follow mafia for no reason. Not a good game.
:(:( Assassin - Noob player who has not improved at all and is being left behind by others who started after him. Is a detriment regardless of role. Can't even remember your role? come on now.
:( Mikey - Awful game as a Vigilante and took out more power roles than the Mafia. I thought you would have learned what do do as the Vig, was wrong came very close to single handedly dooming the town.

[Assassin]

I remembered my role you mook, I just didn't have the dumb fucking name, which is what they all wanted. Clearly you cannot read.

[Nemesis]

I remembered my role you mook, I just didn't have the dumb fucking name, which is what they all wanted. Clearly you cannot read.

your character name is part of your role retard. As a Named Townie that all matters as there was a pattern that you would have to fake if you were lying. However you were too fucking stupid to come up with any of that. What a disappointment. Which I'm sure you've heard from your parents before your mother killed herself and your father put you on the streets.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

So I guess it's time for top and flops?

*** Blade - Was able to take out mafia, which saved the town as Cyber would have whole-heartedly followed Pass.
** Trigger - Was almost able to pull it out. Was one Mexican away.
* Sin - Won as a VT and was able to win despite bad players on his team.

:(:(:( Cyber - cannot think for self, happily able to follow mafia for no reason. Not a good game.
:(:( Assassin - Noob player who has not improved at all and is being left behind by others who started after him. Is a detriment regardless of role. Can't even remember your role? come on now.
:( Mikey - Awful game as a Vigilante and took out more power roles than the Mafia. I thought you would have learned what do do as the Vig, was wrong came very close to single handedly dooming the town.

I disagree and being that you lack the ability to read and be civil, ill refrain from explaining everything a second time.

[Passarelli]

wth are you talking about? After cyber said that he dietician you as cannibal?

It was like in the first few pages after day 2 started that i suggested you being maf. LONG before cyber said anything.


Pass... why did u have to die man -.-. You were my source of summaries in this game lol. Now i feel like i lost an important backup player in this -.-
I'd ask you what's cooking again at your place, but looks like someone interrupted your own popcorn time and made YOU the meal hahaha (it's a carnivore flavor joke, shut up im bored).

Not sure how you miss these hints tbh. Especially when he references the previous day.

[Sin]

Softing is retarded. Period.

[hoshiro-]

why the fuck are you guys still arguing, the game is long over now move on

[Sin]

Sit down, and learn something kid.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Not sure how you miss these hints tbh. Especially when he references the previous day.

there is no hint in that shit poor joke.

Lesson to be learned here kid. Cyber sucks at the game. Softing is for faggots. Hinting is fucking retarded.
I know pass.. this is like your 3rd game. You will get there, i promise. This is cybers like.. 11th game. Ibis has only ever played 15 total mafia games in its career.

[Sin]

Pass is fine. He plays the game intelligently and uses critical thinking. The "cooking" posts were stupid and overlooked by me, personally, though. Soft claiming in forum format like this is just retarded and is easily misconstrued unless it's blatantly obvious. I softclaimed Vigilante twice in ONE post in an attempt to role swap with Mikey. Was I upset when he didn't catch it and Phil did? No? I just brushed it off because it's stupid and I shouldn't expect anyone to read that far into my font on the internet.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Pass is fine. He plays the game intelligently and uses critical thinking. The "cooking" posts were stupid and overlooked by me, personally, though. Soft claiming in forum format like this is just retarded and is easily misconstrued unless it's blatantly obvious. I softclaimed Vigilante twice in ONE post in an attempt to role swap with Mikey. Was I upset when he didn't catch it and Phil did? No? I just brushed it off because it's stupid and I shouldn't expect anyone to read that far into my font on the internet.
Deep inside your fonts, I see a fungus... a mean fungus, rising up.


No seriously, speaking like russian spys in these games, is fucking stupid. Stop it.

[Sin]

Someone find the post where I soft claimed VIG. Whoever finds it first wins a prize.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Someone find the post where I soft claimed VIG. Whoever finds it first wins a prize.

Is the prize candy burs?

[Sin]

No. Faggot.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Fine...

Sins vig soft claim was never seen again. The end.

[minjae]

Found it.


I am town-sided cannibal

[Sin]

Phil caught it during the game.