What's good Pimps?

[Sin]

Been lurking around the forums for a couple days, thought I'd post a little something.

I love dirty little whores with chubby dumpers.

:werd:

[loka]

lmao.

plz.

----------> lol

[Sin]

Why you hatin?
:plzdie:

[loka]

ima hate all day everyday lol

[Sin]

:D

Homo!

[loka]

yes i am.

[Sin]

:d

<333

[Holy-Sonic]

:wtg:=.=

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

Haterade drinking fools !! Welcome to the Forums ! LOL

[Odin]

Welcome Sin!

[Sin]

Sup kids! CO, you in Corrections? Good shit. Keep'em in check, son!:club:


Hi Haters!!! :stickman:

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

Sup kids! CO, you in Corrections? Good shit. Keep'em in check, son!:club:


Hi Haters!!! :stickman:

Yea I check them every single day at work. Fucken convicts always try to get over with shit.

[whytboiz33]

like the time they corn holed your mom?

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

like the time they corn holed your mom?

No actually it was the time when Susie ate all your corn at your house. LMAO !!

[whytboiz33]

No actually it was the time when Susie ate all your corn at your house. LMAO !!

fuck negro, why didnt you tell me. we thought there was a corn famin. thats why i left CA

[Sin]

Big girls need love too! xD

Plus... they give good head. True story.

[loka]

gross. bitches gotta pay.

[Sin]

Never said I let her give me head for free... o_O

[loka]

i don't let them touch me period. sorry i guess i love the sticks and you love the big bitches. shit ashley was a stick.

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

I've had all typed and I have to say that I need some meat. I like the bounce when I'm hittin it from the back. It hurts when its a bone slamming into you instead. LOL

[whytboiz33]

ugly people are always the most shallow. i guess it reinforces their own self esteem putting others down.

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

ugly people are always the most shallow. I guess it reinforces their own self esteem putting others down.

stfu ugly !!!

[Sin]

Thank you CO... shit Loka will never understand.

A nice chubby booty > Flat Ass

[loka]

let me play a small violin. sorry i attract pretty decent girls. no "brown bag" material

[loka]

Thank you CO... shit Loka will never understand.

A nice chubby booty > Flat Ass

because i won't be looking at her ass. i'll be too busy looking at her tits. i am not a fan of big asses. how many times will we have this conversation?

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

I like a pretty pussy. You can have the roast beef vaginas. LMAO !!

[whytboiz33]

I like a pretty pussy. You can have the roast beef vaginas. LMAO !!

lmao, thats nasty. i cant believe they like that shit.

[loka]

I like a pretty pussy. You can have the roast beef vaginas. LMAO !!

I LOVE A TIGHT PUSSY! the last three girls i got with were gold stars ;]

[Sin]

Exactly why I said that's shit you will never understand.

I feel for you, I really really do... You don't know what you're missing.

This http://hiphopvideomodels.net/jessicaRabbit/images/jessica_miss_rabbit_54.jpg

Is much better than...

This
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/14/skinny_lead_narrowweb__300x449,0.jpg

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

I LOVE A TIGHT PUSSY! the last three girls i got with were gold stars ;]

The one I'm with now is pretty in pink. LMAO !!

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

Exactly why I said that's shit you will never understand.

I feel for you, I really really do... You don't know what you're missing.

This http://hiphopvideomodels.net/jessicaRabbit/images/jessica_miss_rabbit_54.jpg

Is much better than...

This
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/14/skinny_lead_narrowweb__300x449,0.jpg

OMG thickness owns !!

[loka]

no that is gross. that girl weighs 90 pounds at best. i have a limit of 125+
plus you would think i would not be that fucking stupid to date a skeletor.

[Sin]

No doubt, CO.

Loka... you don't know!

[loka]

i don't know? problem is i have half the shit a guy wants in a girl. but i'm not looking for ME in other chicks. toooodles

[Sin]

Homo!

[loka]

Homo!

i know. i'm awesome.

[Sin]

:plzdie:

My thread is better than these forums.

[loka]

:plzdie:

My thread is better than these forums.

your cat is trippin' on ACID!!!

and in the words of weezy

I like a long haired thick red bone
Open up her legs then filet mignon that pussy
I'm a get in and on that pussy
If she let me in I'm a OOOOWWWWNNN that pussy

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

My fuck chick loves it when I bang her on the kitchen counter. I win !

[Sin]

My ex enjoyed donkey punches... I miss it. :cry:

Y tu sabes de quien estoy hablando prima. xD

[-=NYS=- C.O.]

My ex enjoyed donkey punches... I miss it. :cry:

Y tu sabes de quien estoy hablando prima. xD

Como ? Tu no sabes de eso loco ! Dimelo loco !! LOL

[Sin]

Como que no se d'eso hombre?!?!

Hahahaha! Ahi la tenia en la cocina casi todas las noches... pero al fin me canse d'ella tu sabe'.

[loka]

My ex enjoyed donkey punches... I miss it. :cry:

Y tu sabes de quien estoy hablando prima. xD

gross... exactamente yo quiero arrancar mis ojos... fucking gross... puneta.

[inthebutt]

My ex enjoyed donkey punches... I miss it. :cry:

Y tu sabes de quien estoy hablando prima. xD

sin have you ever tried a:

quarterback??
sneak a peek??
angry white dragon??
frisbee??
wet snowball??

I recommend all of them if you can in one night.

[Sin]

No thanks inthebutt. I don't know about you, but I prefer women. :D

[&&toasties]

no that is gross. that girl weighs 90 pounds at best. i have a limit of 125+
plus you would think i would not be that fucking stupid to date a skeletor.

then we can't work out, Loka....

I weigh 170...

am I over your limit, love?

[inthebutt]

No thanks inthebutt. I don't know about you, but I prefer women. :D

those are sex positions dummy, the donkey punch isn't the best one ya know.

[Sin]

those are sex positions dummy, the donkey punch isn't the best one ya know.

Dude... I don't know what these terms mean in your neck of the woods but in the PA/NJ/NY area, but these terms either don't have shit to do with sex (frisbee), are used to refer to something homosexual males enjoy doing (quarterbacking, snowballing), or is just something "new" that I've never heard of being used sexually (sneak a peak?).

The only one on that list of crap you mentioned that I have done with past women is the "Angry White Dragon". Though I've never heard it with the "white" though it does make sense. I've heard "albino" but not white.

My ex was a masochist though, so I did many things I'm sure have nicknames that I've never heard of, but I digress...

Between the Donkey Punch and the Angry Dragon... Donkey Punch wins by far. Especially when you hit them JUST right.

[inthebutt]

Dude... I don't know what these terms mean in your neck of the woods but in the PA/NJ/NY area, but these terms either don't have shit to do with sex (frisbee), are used to refer to something homosexual males enjoy doing (quarterbacking, snowballing), or is just something "new" that I've never heard of being used sexually (sneak a peak?).

The only one on that list of crap you mentioned that I have done with past women is the "Angry White Dragon". Though I've never heard it with the "white" though it does make sense. I've heard "albino" but not white.

My ex was a masochist though, so I did many things I'm sure have nicknames that I've never heard of, but I digress...

Between the Donkey Punch and the Angry Dragon... Donkey Punch wins by far. Especially when you hit them JUST right.

art opening is boring as hell so I whipped out my iphone to type this out just for sin.

quarterback = doing it doggy and sticking both your thumbs in her butthole while yelling out hut hut hike

sneak a peak = doing it doggy and pretending you came while drooling a bit on her back, she turns around and you blast it in her face.

angry white dragon = cause if you do it right when the cum come out of her nose it looks like white smoke.

frisbee = when your blowing it in her face you whip your penis back and forth so its like a dog eating a frisbee

wet snowball = is where you jack off in your hand and sneak up on your girl and throw it in her face like a surprise attack with a snowball

[loka]

then we can't work out, Loka....

I weigh 170...

am I over your limit, love?

lol. no your not. i meant i dont date girls under 125. she has to be over and around my size so you win sexy.

[Sin]

I meant to reply last night, but I was interrupted:

That is some funny shit man. I can check off angry dragon (though it just came out of her nose, not "smoke"), sneak-a-peek (we call it peek-a-boo), and frisbee (we just call that one "FUN").

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Thanks for the chuckle, inthebutt.

[Christmas]

Welcome.

[Sin]

Thanks for keeping it short, Christmas. See you in PUB.