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Ren
10-31-2009, 07:04 PM
What say you and I go behind a rock pile and get a little boulder...

Are you a library book? 'Cause I'm checkin' you out!

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written aaaall over you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?!

The word of the day is legs. Whaddaya say you and I go back to my place and spread the word?



Those are my favorites. I know you guys have some.
uuntiltheendd
10-31-2009, 07:14 PM
my dick just died and i was wondering if i could bury it in your ass. needless to say it works every time. :wtg:
walterbrunswick
10-31-2009, 07:29 PM
Wanna grab a coffee?
EVL_Ripper
10-31-2009, 07:38 PM
I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.....Hasn't failed me yet.
Ren
10-31-2009, 08:13 PM
I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.....Hasn't failed me yet.

That doesn't even make sense.

So far all of you fail at pick-up lines. Keep trying though, I'm sure one day you'll get it...
EVL_Ripper
10-31-2009, 08:23 PM
You're far too critical and judgemental. Walter can you have now......I'm done.
inthebutt
10-31-2009, 08:26 PM
my personal favorite and hasn't failed me yet, "how come I expected to see a bar full of hot women but I only see you??"
ImGonnaGetCha
10-31-2009, 08:36 PM
Ren= Flirt
Untiltheend= Perv
Walter= Sweetheart
EVL_Ripper= Oh GOD :lmao:
InTheButt= Smooth Talker.... LAME!!!
inthebutt
10-31-2009, 08:39 PM
what ever getcha if I wanted to, I could have you back at my place and undressed in less than 2 drinks.
Ren
10-31-2009, 08:41 PM
Ugh. I insult people and she calls me a flirt. Her powers of observation may be lacking, though.
EVL_Ripper
10-31-2009, 08:48 PM
Yeah you're more of tease.
walterbrunswick
10-31-2009, 08:53 PM
Ren= Flirt
Untiltheend= Perv
Walter= Sweetheart
EVL_Ripper= Oh GOD :lmao:
InTheButt= Smooth Talker.... LAME!!!

You're too sweet!

*blushes*

Wanna grab a coffee?:icon_mrgreen:
Ren
10-31-2009, 08:59 PM
Yeah you're more of tease.

I'd prefer "insulting and devastating," myself.
EVL_Ripper
10-31-2009, 09:01 PM
Nope, you're sweet and charming and a total cock tease. Live with it.
Ren
10-31-2009, 09:03 PM
I need to reevaluate my methods, then. I was going more for "sarcastic bitch". It's harder to pull that off when you're straight though, because sarcasm can be misconstrued as flirting (but if you're a lesbian, there's no doubt that you're being sarcastic).
ImGonnaGetCha
10-31-2009, 09:13 PM
what ever getcha if I wanted to, I could have you back at my place and undressed in less than 2 drinks.

MmHmm Sureee
I have a man TY Very Much!!

But Keep Dreaming.... Ohhh Wait, I see you already are! Silly me :roll:

*Can't Touch This*
EVL_Ripper
10-31-2009, 09:32 PM
I need to reevaluate my methods, then. I was going more for "sarcastic bitch". It's harder to pull that off when you're straight though, because sarcasm can be misconstrued as flirting (but if you're a lesbian, there's no doubt that you're being sarcastic).

You're adorable, you had me at hello.
walterbrunswick
10-31-2009, 09:32 PM
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! :lmao:

(At Getcha's reply.)
ImGonnaGetCha
10-31-2009, 09:43 PM
You're too sweet!

*blushes*

Wanna grab a coffee?:icon_mrgreen:

Heh!

If I were'nt with someone, and you didn't live so far away
Then Yes, I would Love To ^^
Curdy
10-31-2009, 09:49 PM
i got FC and K all i need is U :icon_mrgreen:
Scrubbleboo
10-31-2009, 09:50 PM
MmHmm Sureee
I have a man TY Very Much!!

But Keep Dreaming.... Ohhh Wait, I see you already are! Silly me :roll:

*Can't Touch This*

The comprehension is not strong with this one.
Envy
10-31-2009, 10:01 PM
Hey, Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
*pause for answer* (usually no unless your an asshole like me who learned what it was to cock block my friends)
Just enough to break the ice, my name's *insert name*
walterbrunswick
10-31-2009, 10:03 PM
Heh!

If I were'nt with someone, and you didn't live so far away
Then Yes, I would Love To ^^

Ladies and gentlemen...

That's how it's done. Treat a lady with respect, and you will get respect back.

STATEN ISLAND GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!:jive:
Scrubbleboo
10-31-2009, 10:05 PM
Ladies and gentlemen...

That's how it's done. Treat a lady with respect, and you will get respect back.

STATEN ISLAND GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!:jive:
http://www.disarm.se/data/bildunttext_nsfw/internet_white_knight.jpg
inthebutt
10-31-2009, 10:25 PM
http://www.disarm.se/data/bildunttext_nsfw/internet_white_knight.jpg

I ROFL'ed at this.

oh and getcha don't flatter yourself. I said if I wanted to, not that I need to or will. Trust me your far from the type of girl I would approach at a bar.

as for walter, you keep trying to be smooth with the ladies, but we all know the only ones that will listen to you are the underage ones.
EVL_Ripper
10-31-2009, 10:33 PM
So what else do you have going for you besides your good looks?

So here I am. What were your other two wishes?

When God made you, he was showing off.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

I think I lost my phone number... Can I borrow yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

How much does it cost to own you? <-----------Getcha's favorite.
Ren
10-31-2009, 10:38 PM
i got FC and K all i need is U :icon_mrgreen:

Now that's a good one.

Edit: NM, all of Ripper's were awesome.
Christmas
11-01-2009, 12:47 AM
My username=this thread.
DJ_MikeyRevile
11-01-2009, 01:23 PM
im drunk your drunk HOLY SHIT.. lets fuck

for a kinky chick... hey babe, my dick is white wanna help make it brown o.O



one for the ladys, hey boy i saw you by this hotdog stand and was wonderin if i could get a 5 finger discount on a hotdog (;


for a ugly dude... here have one more, then it wont matter that im ugly

to size it up, 6 inches is half a whole foot, 1/3 a yard so imagine just how much bigger 8 inches really is. just think about it mam and tell me you dontt want me to buy you a drink agian. *then walk away*
DJ_MikeyRevile
11-01-2009, 01:25 PM
my personal fav pick up line though is this

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loka
11-01-2009, 01:31 PM
lol like i told mikey, i'm my own pick up line rofl
- |STFU Bitch| -
11-03-2009, 01:00 AM
If your left leg is christmas and your right leg is Thanksgiving, can i visit u between holidays?

You know what an australian kiss is? its like a french kiss but down under ;D

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Do you have a map? because I just got lost in your eyes

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking you for only one.

and my fav......

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
anex
11-03-2009, 01:17 AM
my personal fav pick up line though is this

I think a lot of women fantasize about Military. +1 for us! High Five!
DJ_MikeyRevile
11-03-2009, 11:35 PM
I think a lot of women fantasize about Military. +1 for us! High Five!

helll yesssss
wickedtribe
11-07-2009, 12:51 PM
Wow all of you guys are fail, I've never used a pickup line in my life.

Or even had to hit on a girl, I'm telling you dress dark, act mysterious, the girls come to you, and its a good way to avoid the stuck up bitches, I'm so glad I'm married...
Ren
11-07-2009, 02:08 PM
Yo defeco en la leche de tu putamadre. żY tu?
Sin
11-07-2009, 03:07 PM
Yo defeco en la leche de tu putamadre. żY tu?

L... o... L
inthebutt
11-09-2009, 08:20 PM
Wow all of you guys are fail, I've never used a pickup line in my life.

Or even had to hit on a girl, I'm telling you dress dark, act mysterious, the girls come to you, and its a good way to avoid the stuck up bitches, I'm so glad I'm married...

I've never seen a girl or woman approach some guy who was just standing in the corner of a night club/bar.

I've only seen women approach the guys who are buying drinks for there buddies.

but hey if it worked for you wickedtribe and got you laid, more power to you buddy.
uuntiltheendd
11-09-2009, 10:09 PM
I've never seen a girl or woman approach some guy who was just standing in the corner of a night club/bar.

I've only seen women approach the guys who are buying drinks for there buddies.

but hey if it worked for you wickedtribe and got you laid, more power to you buddy.

he left out the little bit that it attracts the gothic girls from gamestop lol
๖ReS
11-10-2009, 12:20 AM
You're too sweet!

*blushes*

Wanna grab a coffee?:icon_mrgreen:

Did you just hit on Getcha ?
Scrubbleboo
11-10-2009, 03:46 PM
he left out the little bit that it attracts the gothic girls from gamestop lol

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
Sin
11-10-2009, 03:49 PM
Did you just hit on Getcha ?

Loka, remember this?

http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/syndrome-of-a-down-701372.jpg

Getcha's having FUN!
loka
11-10-2009, 03:59 PM
LMAO. you found it. rofl
Sin
11-10-2009, 04:17 PM
That shit is MINT!
Curdy
11-10-2009, 05:00 PM
thats a nice dress there love, it would look great on my floor =)
uuntiltheendd
11-10-2009, 09:20 PM
thats a nice dress there love, it would look great on my floor =)

that wouldnt work in america. the girl would probably kick you in the nuts for saying "love." thats if youre lucky...