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mastercheff
04-07-2010, 07:30 PM
Since its been my spring break I've decided to bug my parents about buying me a new computer, preferably my mom. So we went today with my dad and mom to best-buy to buy a computer. Since my parents don't know English I decided to talk for them. I wanted to buy this 900$ Asus so I could game with you guys in high quality but I couldn't once I realized that I need Microsoft word office suite so we did and the total price came to around 1,100.

Then my dad is going around yelling in Vietnamese saying "IT HIGH PRICE WE NO BUY". Then I'm sitting there embarrassed and my mom says we'll buy it Friday when we get some more money. He then shows me some cheap ass computers that are like 500$ and total crap with a small screen and bad specs(my mom wants me a big screen so i don't squint).

So then we go around to other stores seeing if we could get better prices and my dad keeps on acting like he's a genius when it comes to computers and every time that happens my parents get into a big argument and embarrasses me. Well see you guys on Friday...I hope.

acolyte_to_jippity
04-07-2010, 10:05 PM
why do you need microsoft word suite?

use open office. at least i think that's what it's called. free, compatable, pretty sweet.

Rapedollar$
04-07-2010, 10:09 PM
i love the asus comps.. got a laptop and desktop made by them.

tj26
04-07-2010, 10:42 PM
i paid about 1000 for my asus laptop and it runs cs great

ZERO
04-07-2010, 11:04 PM
Yea you can use open office if cost is an issue as it is free.

acolyte_to_jippity
04-07-2010, 11:12 PM
that would knock 200$ off the price and bring it back to 900$ easy. then of coure, if the 900$ includes virus software cost, you can use free stuff like avira antivir for antiviruses and MalwareBytes (capitalized out of respect, they've saved my comp many times) for anti-spyware.

Scrubbleboo
04-07-2010, 11:36 PM
Fuck, I wish my parents would buy me 500 dollars worth of crap. :banghead:

900 dollars is a lot of money...

XxMastagunzxX
04-08-2010, 06:18 AM
Fuck, I wish my parents would buy me 500 dollars worth of crap. :banghead:

900 dollars is a lot of money...

They don't love you :smirk:

jk

mastercheff
04-08-2010, 06:22 AM
They don't love you :smirk:

jk

Lol I was gonna post right when you were gonna masta. Er ok I'll use open office then. Now that I just google'd it , it looks fine. My mom said she's gonna get more money anyway but I do admit 900$ is alot.

XxMastagunzxX
04-08-2010, 06:22 AM
Open office is tits.

Rage
04-08-2010, 03:28 PM
(my mom wants me a big screen so i don't squint).
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This is kind of an asshole thing to say but since your Vietnamese don't you squit regardless?

mastercheff
04-08-2010, 03:50 PM
Thats like saying all asian people in the front of a t.v still squint.