I didn't realize you were robbing the cradle Carmichal. :P Enjoy your pizza, but seriously Brett, if you don't have at least ONE drink on your one and only 21st fucking birthday, I don't think you can actually be called a man anymore. Just a head's up. So man up and get it done.

Also, I hate to break it to you, but all we men think about pretty much is sex, period. If we're not thinking about sex we're probably thinking about food or beer. Anyone who says otherwise is either a) lying, b) not interested in the ladies or c) being one of those douchey White Knights Sin is always talking about.

In other words, it's not just 'us people,' it's humanity as a whole. Fucking biology.