can someone explain this to me in low level mexican lingo?

1- net neutrality = gd?
2- FCC not having rights to slow down traffic = gd?
3- verizon = gd or bad guys? why?
4- FCC = gd or bad? why?
5- US govermnment court appeals, gd or bad, why?
6- What are we routing for here?
7- Does it only apply for the US?
8- Fries with the tacos, senor?