Warning, i have bricks in my hands and about to use them:

For one, my comma and period keys are respectively ankh and tome.
For second, this whole revive thing happened in office front yard under garage, no where to buy ammo as a T.
And third, i did manage to get Mijanul (gunslinger) to swap kills with me by letting him get the last couple kills on pano and deal with his revives).


But if u watch the demo, i went to spawn to buy ammo and a grenade and to intercept any hostages in motion because I realized we are spending way too much time killing mass kid, and wanted to avoid a sneaky hostage win while he is distracting us. But when I got to spawn I had less than 50 hp and I got set on fire by mass kid's teammate bloodmage (yes he had a bm, not all respawn were pano).

Meanwhile Mijanul failed in killing mass kid, I got the kill on the ally while burning, mass kid shows up around the corner with full hp when I had on 8hp bcos of burn dmg and stray enemy bullet.

He rounds the corner and i shoot him down to 20 hp bcos fucking 80 in 7 (or smthn like that) is legit as fuck, and he gets a random stray bullet on me and kills me for the win.

So yeah, fuck this game and her built in hate for me in every aspect.