Costco
A tarp
Squirt gun
Pallet of laxatives
Wallmart
Kids' clothing/babydoll toy, KY Jelly, Zip Ties in bulk.
Ask the cashier if their SD-to-photo printing machine stores any duplicates locally.
walmart
knife
gps device
night vision goggles
(not sure if walmart'd sell 'em)
added bonus if you ask the cashier what kind of car they drive
purely out of curiosity of course
A programming genius called HEAP
Had trouble in getting to sleep
So he made his lambs troup
through a huge FOR-NEXT loop
FOR 1 TO 10000: NEXT sheep.
Acme
Eggs, Butter, Milk.
Watch the cashiers face.
4) Use admin privileges sparingly and appropriately.
Salvation Army
Rope, Nightstick, job application
Make all your last demands for I will forsake you and I'll meet your eyes for the very first time, for the very last.
maynard <ibis>: they are awkward and last 2 damn long. I prefer thinner smaller ones
Walmart
Condoms, Tampons, Cupcakes.
Personal reform
Walmart
mannequin, hand saw, red paint
Slightly On-Topic Story: This reminds me of one time I was at Spencer's at the mall, and this woman was buying a sex toy (don't remember what it was, think it was a vibrator) and she asked what the return policy on it was. In a nutshell, the cashier was like "Why would we want that back...?"