Quote Originally Posted by elmx844 View Post
Walmart
mannequin, hand saw, red paint

Slightly On-Topic Story: This reminds me of one time I was at Spencer's at the mall, and this woman was buying a sex toy (don't remember what it was, think it was a vibrator) and she asked what the return policy on it was. In a nutshell, the cashier was like "Why would we want that back...?"
That never happened and yours is terrible. Get cancer.