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  1. 04-01-2014 10:38 PM #1
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    okay just a casual day scrolling through the steam store burning some time when *BOOM!!* Goat Simulator pops up.
    now to me living life as a goat is a dream come true!
    the game is currently downloading it is a mere 1 gigabyte but i am probably about to play possibly the worst but also greatest goat game in the existence of the world.
    now tell me if i am wrong but this game is the definition of retarded am i right?
    I shall let you all know how it goes


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    No. The goat is real.


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    You mean you never wanted to control a goat with the mental capacity of a human?
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  4. 04-03-2014 12:26 AM #4
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    actually the goat its self is really realistic the way it climbs ladders is unparalleled!
    I might actually go get my self surgically transformed into a goat


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    Quote Originally Posted by the_best_noob View Post
    You mean you never wanted to control a goat with the mental capacity of a human?
    Who wants to be Carmichal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Who wants to be Carmichal?

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  7. 04-03-2014 08:46 AM #7
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    ah, how wonderful it is to see what our technology has brought to us at this day and age

    now we can fuck shit up as a goat
    A programming genius called HEAP
    Had trouble in getting to sleep
    So he made his lambs troup
    through a huge FOR-NEXT loop
    FOR 1 TO 10000: NEXT sheep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kionay View Post
    ah, how wonderful it is to see what our technology has brought to us at this day and age

    now we can fuck shit up as a goat

    nothing was more satisfying than blowing up a gas station as a goat


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  9. 04-03-2014 11:10 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_best_noob View Post
    You mean you never wanted to control a goat with the mental capacity of a human?
    That's redundant for you ZM people.
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  10. 04-04-2014 10:43 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by CYBER View Post
    That's redundant for you ZM people.
    come on, cyber. release your inner goat!
    A programming genius called HEAP
    Had trouble in getting to sleep
    So he made his lambs troup
    through a huge FOR-NEXT loop
    FOR 1 TO 10000: NEXT sheep.
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