League of Mafia 26/06/14

[CYBER]

What a night it has been on summoner's rift.

***Hot on the trail! Bloody hell, how could I be this lucky and unlucky at the same time? I wonder what people are doing on this fine evening. Let's take a look here, shall we? Got them in my sights. So that's the source of this annoying voice. Ooouuh, shiny. I guess my work is done for the night, I could use a spot of tea.

Meanwhile:
"Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gems! Gem..."
- WOULD YOU SHUT UP! GOD you are annoying. The light here is harsh already, how am I supposed to conduct research properly?!
"But my gems are truly outrageous! And besides, I'm making all sorts of noise so that people take a closer look at my splendid gems... While I take a closer look at them, complements of a mysterious friend."
- My studies have concluded that you are a raging homosexual gem gobbler. At this rate, it seems your chances of survival are... less than zero.

The mysterious creature's eyes glowed hot in rage as it channeled its attack with pin-point accuracy on Taric. However, a shout was heard in the vicinity: "Stars hear me!!!!" , and a glorious light befell from the sky and Taric was saved from certain demise.

Before Taric could assess the situation, the mysterious creature had slipped away in the shadows.

"Soraka! You came through! Your ult saved me! Well I'll be damned, you actually did not fail horribly for once and protected my tiny stones, i mean my gems."
<< No problem, I lend my aid when I heed their call. Our fate is bound now, be at peace.
"Well that ended up better than expected, wait until I tell you guys all that I have learned tonight!"

Taric had merely finished his sentence when soraka got struck in the chest with an acid shard from the fog of war.
She hit the ground, screaming in excruciating pain.
<< It seems that this is my path...Never waste a breath taric, you only have so few of them left. It's a shame. Such hatred in their hearts, Violence cannot go unanswered! I will be avenged!!

Minjae, aka Soraka, Town Babysitter has been killed.

As the last light faded away from soraka's toes, moving up her body, it suddenly grew stronger and stronger, concentrated at the tip of soraka's horn, and suddenly blasted out of her body in an immense lunar ray shaped like a banana, striking Taric in the chest, shattering his armor, and putting him down on his knees.
"My gems...gems?" were his last words before he collapsed next to soraka's cold body.

Yes, that was a banana. No one expects the banana...Not even Taric.
Mikey, aka Taric, Town Vanilla is dead.

How unfortunate these two were. Or were they fortunate to die quickly? Moving away from the stack of dead bodies, back to the point of origin of that mysterious acid shard, we follow the acid trail back into the fog of war:

>> CANNOT... REST! She had the gift of light? I have the gift of eternal pain! I could not have allowed that! Eternal Life... Endless torture!

• I wouldn't be so sure of that! Your time has come!

>> That light, it's too strong! What are you doing here?!

• I came here to heal your wounds, but you killed her, and you remain. Now I must kill you! An eye for an eye!

>> I am not done yet! You cannot kill me, I am cursed! My existence is torment!!

• Then come here! I'll teach you all about the afterlife!

>> End this misery!

Trigger, aka Urgot, Mafia Bus Driver has been killed!


Many events happened before and after this scene, but of little consequence.
One cannot be certain if this night favored town or scum. But one thing was left to notice: This was no ordinary game that the rift was accustomed to... This was no game at all...

NIGHT 2 has ended (thank u all for rapid role submissions)

DAY 3 HAS BEGUN.

With 9 alive. It takes 5 to lynch.
All partners, no talk-talk now.
Resume thread discussion.

[Passarelli]

Cyber, you are just fucking with me, right? That shit was too ridiculous if I'm reading it right.

Taric got targeted by someone but was protected by Soraka.
Urgot swapped Soraka and someone else, the other person got targeted so Soraka and Taric both died, then someone killed Urgot.


By the by, Giant Enemy Crabgot is my favorite toon in LoL. I wish you could see the chick on his shoulder in game.

[Passarelli]

Actually, Acid Hunter is Urgot's Q. He is likely Soraka's killer. So it probably isn't as crazy as I first thought.

The flavor in this is dropping a bunch of clues, when I get time tomorrow I'll try to figure some of it out.

[What]

So, regardless of the scene, Nemesis' tantrum yesterday pretty much handed us Locust on a platter, so unless an investigative role has anything else to add here, we should probably just go with that for Today. Also, Nem's color was different from Trigger's so its clear they were not together, leading me to believe that either Trigger has no idea what he is doing, or that Locust is also a bus driver, we shall see. But if everything goes well today we will be down 3 mafia and 1 3rd party.

Also, good to see mikey was town and was just being unconsciously ignorant.

Vote Locust

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apparenty Bouzolos uses Acid shards, while it definitly makes sense since they path back to the origin of the shard led to Urgot, its possible that the killer was not him, it is unusual to send a power role into combat like that, so perhaps Bouzolos is the goon for that side,

[CYBER]

fucking Bouzolos, always bouzoling people's money and shit.

(was that phone typo?)
sry... i had to ask :P

[What]

It was a , "I don't play this game and don't care how to spell his name" typo.

[What]

How the babysitter works by the way, and its very clear from the scene, is that he is essentially a doctor, but if he is targeted, then both he and the person he protected gets killed. So..... Minjae protected Mikey, Minjae was targeted, and they both died. Then, someone killed Trigger, who may or may not have been the attacker on Minjae. So, even though 3 deaths, it should be no more than 2 kills, which makes the first night scene more curious. Perhaps the same person was targeted by different attackers, or we had something like a 1 shot vig, etc. Or one of the attackers from the first night held off from killing this night for whatever reason, or were roleblocked, so if we do have a roleblocker, you may well have hit scum last night.

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First part of the scene also looks like someone was either hunting Mikey or looking at him, then got a gem and went away, so perhaps our Gem giver is a roleblocker of sorts.

[CYBER]

It was a , "I don't play this game and don't care how to spell his name" typo.

i spent the better part of 10 minutes trying to match a league champion to ur "bouzolos" thing hahahaha... some heck of a typo lol?

sry this has nthn to do with the game im just trolling that u probably mixed up ur games and bouzolos or anything remotely close to that is nowhere near league of legends. thats all <3
i love u ?

ehhem...

*a summoner has disconnected*

[What]

Bozolus, chaos mage, slut.

[CYBER]

Bozolus, chaos mage, slut.

hehehe... man, it's just a random 'race suggestion", one of a billion submitted to riot.. just like how we have our "race suggestion thread" for wcs, and yet it's all purely comical or fiction? well, same there :P


but sure, i still laughed.

USE THE LINK I POSTED AT THE START. it has the current league champions actually created :P