The sun was rising as the ball guests set out by carriage and horse back, through enchanted forests and waters.
Not a single one wanted to be THAT girl. The one who shows up fashionably late.
As the Disney ladies arrived, filing into the ball room one by one.
One monkey lover just couldn’t help but notice an evil glare, beaming in her direction.
“i wonder what that hoe wants, the ball hasnt even begun and shes mean mugging me as if I fucked her prince” The women said.
“bitch damn near sold her soul to the devil for that filthy man”
All while another, felt it wise not to waste time dusting up a defensive spell.
“i dont think its time to start enabling these whores a way to defend themselves just yet.”
Just as in tune with magic, a now turned benevolent women decided the same.
The glaring women appeared to make a move. Before anyone could say OH NO...
Blade Aka Jane Town Oracle was shanked by a high heel
All that could be seen was the flash of a glistening shoe.
“serves the bitch right, no proper women would gallivant around in the forest with monkeys”
“Right? What kinda wild bitch thinks it right to wear leafs and fuck ape men?”
“Couldn't agree more ladies, that banana dress was absolutely hideous”
In Janes dying breath she muttered one last thing.
“That bitch.. that bitch stole my tartar. I hope my shanker sleeps on my dress and breaks her neck!”
“I know everything now,
Sin aka Rapunzel The Mafia Goon is the bitch that lassoed up my man! Curse those locks of hair KEK KEK *dead*”
The Disney ladies quickly forgot about the incident in the early morning and carried on with the ball perpetration.
Drinking wine and playing dress these ladies had a lot to discuss regarding who was in fact the fairest of them all.