Mafia Game: The Donner Party

[Sin]

Mikey you can't even talk right now, and actually saying that you "knew" anything is retarded. You fucking nightkilled night 1 like a douche taking out one of the Town PR's and nightkilled again taking out another townie. And now in hindsight you think you helped town at all?

What the fuck are you smoking? You didn't help town at all this game and the only reason I sided with you on day 2 was because Cyber was being a bigger idiot the majority of the early game.

Ooooh you figured out Mafia must have hit sk, nk'd or the sk nk'd! Oh my lawdy! The possibilities are endless! Of course you said it stupid, you were the only town sided killer so if you didn't make that conclusion I'd feel even more sorry for you. Wifom is wifom. No matter how much information you have.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Mikey you can't even talk right now, and actually saying that you "knew" anything is retarded. You fucking nightkilled night 1 like a douche taking out one of the Town PR's and nightkilled again taking out another townie. And now in hindsight you think you helped town at all?

What the fuck are you smoking? You didn't help town at all this game and the only reason I sided with you on day 2 was because Cyber was being a bigger idiot the majority of the early game.

Ooooh you figured out Mafia must have hit sk, nk'd or the sk nk'd! Oh my lawdy! The possibilities are endless! Of course you said it stupid, you were the only town sided killer so if you didn't make that conclusion I'd feel even more sorry for you. Wifom is wifom. No matter how much information you have.

nothing i said is hindsight, regardless if it was my intent to kill n2 so town would end up in a 4 way or not ... dosnt matter. What matters is, being in the 4 way, as a result of me killing hosh, was better then being in a 5 way.
Also, i am just curious about the Maf hitting sk. it is not relevant to anything in the after math here.

I even wrote out a response to the end of this game last week. It would reflect the part about how what i said and am saying now, is not me making shit up.

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what i am saying is, town could afford an extra death after blade was lynched.

[Sin]

What I'm saying is you live in fucking Narnia you fuck.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

here is my write up that i wrote after i sent in my last action.

preemptive here

1. Its was obvious blade was anti town day one. As both me an sin explained during game. No one wanted to listen and instead went for zambi.
Cyber rolls in with this attitude about being the best and how he is the one who knows blade is scum. More then 48 hours later.

2. Cyber, no one made you claim. I didnt come to your home, put a gun to your head, and force you to claim.... did i? NO.
Therefore your claim was of your own volition. YOU choose to claim. To be 100% clear, as i can be now.... i knew scribbs was town. Cyber had made a comment about knowing
that one of the dead was mafia. for me to be 100% certain, i asked. "who do you think was mafia of the two that died?" but he deflected.. and continued to deflect from my harmless question.
i want everyone to ask themselves.. if you had too repeatedly ask a simple question of someone, would you not continue to push and vote for them if they continued to deflect and avoid it?
Cyber had a 50/50 shot. If he said scribbs, id know he was maf and would have claimed that very second.
If cyber said pass, id have confirmed him as dietician. Little does he know, however, ... that by simply giving me a fucking name, he would have avoided having to claim and
done it inconspicuously. Had he simply said pass, i was prepared to back it up with my posts proclaiming pass was maf, 10's of pages prior. (as i was the first person to make an opinion about the night actions,
them being... pass was maf, killed by SK and Maf hit SK) So no cyber, you played emotionally and let it get the better of you.
For refrence... i never hard claimed... despite the fire from you and others. Why is that you ask? Because im a grown ass man
who does what he fucking pleases.

3. I admit, i made some bad plays. However, i do not think they are bad in the sense that they should never be attempted again.
I think its the result of 90% of the players being new and not understanding baiting.
A problem we are having is dumbtelling... not fake dumbtelling like mafia players are used too.. but REAL dumbtelling... we need to start playing as equals and allowing the new folks to deal with the consequences of messing up.
i also equate some of my plays to the fact that im more accustomed to people being more responsive then one post every 24 hours.



More may follow

OH
lawl, trigger. When i was typing out my night action... i had started writing trigg. Then erased it while thinking to myself..
If i am wrong.. hosh will still be in game.. if hosh makes it to a three way.. and hosh is town.. town will lose.
p.s. to really break it down.. when i told you "i wasnt going to shoot you" i was hoping you would feel more relaxed and attempt to end the day as fast as possible.
You did not, so it cast some doubt on whether or not id be making the right decision.

So i switched to hosh.

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it is dated the 14th of aug according to the last save.

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correction 15th*

[phil.™]

Lolol scribbs -- Cyber's mother lolol

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Also, why is everyone's flavor text so passive aggressive?

[CYBER]

Omfg mikey u cannot be more of a retarded goddamn cunt nugget than through that entire post u just made

Would u get it through ur fucking dumb fucking skull that I did not ONCE deflect ur question? Or are u STILL too much of a fucking Mongolian handicap to understand:

U asked me who I thought was the mafia, i thought u were asking a trick question and told u the truth that I do not know who a mafia is, but i could know who a cannibal was if I had to guess.
Then u asked me again who that mafia could be, so I said fuck it I will pretend he asked me who the cannibal was since mikey seems to obviously be the vig since no other retard would kill with vig night 1.

So when u asked me who I think it was, I answered with what?

THIS: (hinting at pass)

Then u thought I was deflecting.
I answer AGAIN: specifically saying MEXICAN POPCORN. ( Again hinting at pass)

Then you asked a third time and I said :as much as I would hope scribble was a mafia, i dont think he was the cannibal (AGAIN hinting at the other option in ur fucking 50/50 "smart plan" ass)


Then u fucking went ahead and voted me. I thought u were pulling another gambit to try to see who would vote for me after u realized that I was the dietitian bcos i thought I was too obvious. So i tried to play along saying : u have ur opinion but I have my own but i am so happy that pass was dead because I think he was up to no good.

And after all that it was clear that u AGAIN had no fucking idea what u were doing, and then u made me rage so hard because I belittled myself to talking to a fucking special needs kids that's not only color blind but intellect blind, and then I had to fucking tell u to let it go and walk away from this conversation because u had no idea what u were doing,

so when u kept prodding after I specifically answered u many times, "I" started thinking that maybe YOU were a mafia who killed the vig (pass could have been vig for all i know since I only knew he was cannibal), and u have been pretending to be a vig all along, forcing people to claim when never actually stating the obvious that u were vig.


So i claimed because was enraged at how retarded you are or at the fact that if u were mafia, then u have been faking all along, and i was gonna claim to get u cleaned up.


Tldr :
So yeah, in other words, u are STILL a retarded fuck and u cant take any hints and u STILL think that I deflected when I fucking never did. Why would I deflect a simple question if I was town, it made no sense
Ur own stupid gambits got the better of u, bcos u cant think, u just follow. No shit u're at the bottom in the chain of command.

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

Omfg mikey u cannot be more of a retarded goddamn cunt nugget than through that entire post u just made

Would u get it through ur fucking dumb fucking skull that I did not ONCE deflect ur question? Or are u STILL too much of a fucking Mongolian handicap to understand:

U asked me who I thought was the mafia, i thought u were asking a trick question and told u the truth that I do not know who a mafia is, but i could know who a cannibal was if I had to guess.
Then u asked me again who that mafia could be, so I said fuck it I will pretend he asked me who the cannibal was since mikey seems to obviously be the vig since no other retard would kill with vig night 1.

So when u asked me who I think it was, I answered with what?

THIS: (hinting at pass)

Then u thought I was deflecting.
I answer AGAIN: specifically saying MEXICAN POPCORN. ( Again hinting at pass)

Then you asked a third time and I said :as much as I would hope scribble was a mafia, i dont think he was the cannibal (AGAIN hinting at the other option in ur fucking 50/50 "smart plan" ass)


Then u fucking went ahead and voted me. I thought u were pulling another gambit to try to see who would vote for me after u realized that I was the dietitian bcos i thought I was too obvious. So i tried to play along saying : u have ur opinion but I have my own but i am so happy that pass was dead because I think he was up to no good.

And after all that it was clear that u AGAIN had no fucking idea what u were doing, and then u made me rage so hard because I belittled myself to talking to a fucking special needs kids that's not only color blind but intellect blind, and then I had to fucking tell u to let it go and walk away from this conversation because u had no idea what u were doing,

so when u kept prodding after I specifically answered u many times, "I" started thinking that maybe YOU were a mafia who killed the vig (pass could have been vig for all i know since I only knew he was cannibal), and u have been pretending to be a vig all along, forcing people to claim when never actually stating the obvious that u were vig.


So i claimed because was enraged at how retarded you are or at the fact that if u were mafia, then u have been faking all along, and i was gonna claim to get u cleaned up.


Tldr :
So yeah, in other words, u are STILL a retarded fuck and u cant take any hints and u STILL think that I deflected when I fucking never did. Why would I deflect a simple question if I was town, it made no sense
Ur own stupid gambits got the better of u, bcos u cant think, u just follow. No shit u're at the bottom in the chain of command.

Thats the problem. You use shit hints. Not everyone here cares for shitty binary speak.

Do you ever get the pussy? Or are you always beating around the bush....

Dont beat around the bush when you dont need to cyber. The hole is right there.

(being that you are an idiot, ill explain this for a 1st grader. You could have simply said pass, when i asked originally, thus eliminating your emotional break down. Stupid emoji hints are stupid and it was not what i was looking for.)

[CYBER]

From my point of view as dietitian, it was wifom if u killed the vig and pretended to be a vig all along, because I had no sufficient info. So ur prodding as well as ur dumb gambits with no preemptive vision of the consequences of ur gambits made me think that u were either fucking retard and dumb, or that u were scum and don't care about casualties of ur plan..

Ding Ding Ding Ding : u weren't scum. ^

So after thinking u could trust in u more than sin, u made me not trust anyone in this game and I had to do my own shit until I get sin confirmed at night bcos i needed an ally after ur retardedness infected the game from night 1..



Blah blah. Sin thank you for cleaning up the game.
I investigated trigger right and got the answer long time ago when I died. And u told me u noticed my play to make u look like the mvp that will save the game, hoping that the mafia would slip and keep me alive thinking sin was more important. And then I'd have my report confirming or clearing the last guy.


It was a hail Mary, but turns out u rly were the mvp. Thanks for carrying us sin. Even though mikeys fat ass weighed on us all.

As for the early game, I already aid many times that I played dumb yes, bcos i wasnt paying attention bcos of busy rl, until my boss and family came back to work and I became more free. Which was about the time where blade wanted to suicide. And that's where I started being myself again

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

You neglected to give a name on several accounts. So yes, you were deflecting.

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i didnt weigh anyone down cyber. you are just a dingle who dosnt understand people unless they speak like Russian spies.

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it dosnt take much to acknowledge the fact that you are horrible at this game and lack experience. You shouldn't be ashamed of that.

[CYBER]

Thats the problem. You use shit hints. Not everyone here cares for shitty binary speak.

Do you ever get the pussy? Or are you always beating around the bush....

Dont beat around the bush when you dont need to cyber. The hole is right there.

(being that you are an idiot, ill explain this for a 1st grader. You could have simply said pass, when i asked originally, thus eliminating your emotional break down. Stupid emoji hints are stupid and it was not what i was looking for.)

Yes. Let me immediate answer this stranger about who I was 100 sure to be a mafia and claim instant to be dietitian when he could be a mafia for all i know.

U seem to forget that u are expecting everyone to trust u when dnt give out trust, neither as being a non scum, or having any brain cells since u usually hurt town more than u benefit it just by standing there all scummy.
So i tried to soft claim pass for u to see if u had any fucking brain matter to understand a very very obvious hint that was posted all game about pass and his popcorn (which u could have noticed had u even READ) any of our posts before.
So when u didn't get it, it was clear that u had no intellect OR no will to read anything and u were just throwing shit and words around actually reading.

U talk talk talk about dnt read. And expect ppl to trust u and tell u everything on a whim when u never do ur homework.
It's OK I'm sure there are training programs for the special cases like u, I think Barney the dinosaur can read out the next few mafia game posts for u, just to get u reading again, it's OK. Letters are hard for some ppl like u.

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That being said. Nemesis u're a retarded mother fuck. But ur flavour text was hilarious! Even if some was jokes about me, I laughed sooo hard at scribbles shit hahahaha. Wp