Impossible to Please

[I LIKE TURTLES]

You really need to get some friends or something to occupy your time.. Then again that must be pretty hard for you.

And no. Never.

I have 0 friends in life. I don't have a job.

I try to get cute innocent boys like yourself to kiss me.
That is why I was brought into existence.

Kiss me James, you will realize it's better than masturbating 5x a day.

[walterbrunswick]

I'm lol'ing so hard!

[ChronicVT]

If a turtle loses it's shell, is it homeless or naked?

~Rogue

[Jeimuzu]

I have 0 friends in life. I don't have a job.

I try to get cute innocent boys like yourself to kiss me.
That is why I was brought into existence.

Kiss me James, you will realize it's better than masturbating 5x a day.

Another slow day for you I presume?

[I LIKE TURTLES]

Another slow day for you I presume?

Is that the best you got?

Do they teach sex ed in home schooling?

I volunteer myself to be your teacher.
It will be epic

Kiss me.

[walterbrunswick]

Is that the best you got?

Do they teach sex ed in home schooling?

I volunteer myself to be your teacher.
It will be epic

Kiss me.

Upcoming Movie: James and Turtles Make a Porno

[Sin]

Upcoming Movie: James and Turtles Make a Porno

That wasn't funny.

[walterbrunswick]

That wasn't funny.

I tried

[Holy-Sonic]

Upcoming Movie: James and Turtles Make a Porno

bleh Walter just bleh you run the movie: Zack and Miri Make a PORNO

[THE HOLY SH**T!]

everyone gives in eventually, james you do seem quite anger at turtles over basically nothing.