Words of Advice

[mag36]

ok heres the deal,

You need to come up with Words of advice that someone has givin you or something funny that you have heard been said.

For example:
My grandfather- "If you cant see marrying the bitch, then you dont need to be fucking her "

and here are some other ones i've heard or read.

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

"Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."

[maynard]

lmfao your grandpa pwwns Lol

[EVL_Ripper]

[walterbrunswick]

Well said.

[loka]

I always get told this, but...

"the young ones always come back"

[Jeimuzu]

"When in doubt, bring a sniper out." - Cousin

"Mess with the best, die like the rest." - Cousin

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list." - Friend Charles

"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open." - Friend Charles

"Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath." - Friend Charles

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - Me... <.<'

[&&toasties]

Wise words...

"If we were meant to be like everyone else, god would have made us all look the same."

[Kavinsky]

My own that helped me overcome anxiety attacks back when I was 13

lifes just a big puffer fish, you just need to learn how to be standing outside the glass laughing in at its pathetic attempts to scare you

after about a month of saying that to myself I never had one again

[&&toasties]

My own that helped me overcome anxiety attacks back when I was 13

lifes just a big puffer fish, you just need to learn how to be standing outside the glass laughing in at its pathetic attempts to scare you

after about a month of saying that to myself I never had one again

Go you!

^^

[acolyte_to_jippity]

hmmmm, i got one.

Don't fly in anything with a Capissen 38 engine; they fall RIGHT out of the sky