decent gaming laptop <1000$?

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1- Hey everyone ,so am trying to get myself a new laptop after throwing my old laptop from the 4th floor window (hp pavillion dv9000 laggy overheating piece of SHIT).

so i figured might as well getting a gaming one? hopefully 15.6 '' + , with 4+ gb ram and 250 + GB space, with a gd graphic card to support CSS and eve starcraft2 and others?, gd sound card for strong audio, and with a gd core processor? oh yeah, and under 1000 $ ?
i duno much of brands, but i know that hp, toshiba, sony or asus (any gd?) arent half bad. MAC GO TO HELL!!!! :P hehehehe
So calling out all computer nerds around, and requesting help to find such a laptop?
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EDIT: 2- on a side note, i just saw a couple laptops that some are above my budget but seem decent, can u guys give me ur opinion?:

candidate 1 (the one am considering the most now, but a little over my budget, considering am getting myself an iphone 4 and a new fucking car at the same time -.-):
http://www.bestbuy.ca/en-CA/product/...2aff0ca552en02

candidate 2: (not gaming but cheap and kinda solid):
http://www.bestbuy.ca/en-CA/product/...08b4a61292en02

candidate 3: http://www.amazon.com/Republic-Gamer...f=pd_rhf_p_t_2
falls right in budget (999$) and seems decent? what about the G51JX-A1 (1400$) version of it (same page)?

so nways... thats what am seeing at best but, if u have other suggestions, it would be appreciated... again, i think i made my point about too overheating laptops:P