Yeah, I had a few drinks abit today after my car accident, chatting with friends, thought that I could have killed somoene today, but not in wcs, so I made it a race of myself, to mock myself.
ignore me, and my skill names, think of the race hardcore yo. thoughts?

Cyber Rager




Accent Overload: When shooting an enemy, chance that your fucked up accent confuses the living fuck out of them.
(10-25% chance to drug target enemy for 1-2 seconds, non stackable)


Rage Mode: When you take damage, 30-60% damage output increased by 20-50% for 2-5 seconds (non stackable duration)


Veteran Asshole: spawn with 15-50 more hp.


Neverending Yapper: GENERATE 2HP every 10-3 seconds.
(yes, it can exceed current max hp, like santa. i did the math properly i think, and for a 2 minute rounds and assuming you dont take damage, at max Level, u MIGHT earn 80 more hp in total from start round to finish, subtract the fact that ur ultimate will destroy ur hp, and i think it's decent)




ultimate:
Ban Hammer: 30-15 s cooldown
You abuse your power, and Maynard gets unleashed on your ass:
(Destroy all enemies within 20-50 ft radius, take damage equal to half their combined health. (just like any abuser, meant to be a one time thing, kudos if you can survive it:P))