Gonna hang myself with toilet paper....

[CYBER]

So let's recap:
- i got bad news from the doc,
- i was forced to quit my work,
- im getting kicked out of engineering bcos of an elective i failed again while sick,
- i missed 3 assignments,
- got 2 parking tickets,
-got 2 traffic tickets,
- almost got arrested (there was a thread about it...),
- broke my car bumper

-someone stole my car rims,
-i slipped on ice today and sprained/cut my wrist (feeling better now tho...kinda),
- my glasses just broke while im wearing them,
- my iphone broke again,
- havent slept in 2.5 days (studying, 12 coffees today),
- somehow 'lost 100 bucks from my wallet",
- my home internet didnt work all day, had to go to a network cafe to work,
- got ripped off on ebay and paypal hates me too much to compensate, (dnt wry... its mutual hate)
- discovered i had 4 engineering finals in 2 day-span,
- and, as from a few hours ago,
- im spending valentines day studying alone for my midterms...

ALL IN ONE WEEK!

Give me a fucking break!!!!! *hangs self with toilet paper*

[maynard]

[CYBER]

[acolyte_to_jippity]

yeah...and?

cyber, i have to live with myself, every day. you got it easy mate

[CYBER]

i have to live with myself, every day.

oh god! u must feel miserable -.-

[acolyte_to_jippity]

oh god! u must feel miserable -.-

damn straight, so remember,

[DJ_MikeyRevile]

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That is all

[๖ReS]

Sometimes I sing The Bright Side of Life when things look a little shitty.

Usually my I'm with firends and something bummed us out, and In my best stage singing voice.

I start.

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIIIIIGHT SIDE OF LIFE ! and then I whistle, and my buddies join in.

and we're all singing and it's amazing and ev- no I'm kidding this never happens.

I just do the singing and everyone laughs at me.

[Kamikazii]

Since no one else is saying it - I feel obliged to point out, hanging yourself with toilet paper is probably going to fail too.

[CYBER]

Since no one else is saying it - I feel obliged to point out, hanging yourself with toilet paper is probably going to fail too.

FINALLY. Someone who noticed the sarcastic part of my post..everything was failing 1 by 1 that even that wod e obviously failed. Anyway, why is everyone still here? If i hung myself with TP, i'd have definitely posted pictures!!! Im all in for the community's entertainment-.-